Jonny
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No union is more profound than marriage, for it embodies the highest ideals of love, fidelity, devotion, sacrifice, and family
-Obergfell v Hodges
I loved you before marriage was legal, and I’ll love you long after any law could matter. Ten years ago, the law changed; but we didn’t. We were all in
-Obergfell v Hodges
I loved you before marriage was legal, and I’ll love you long after any law could matter. Ten years ago, the law changed; but we didn’t. We were all in
June 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
No union is more profound than marriage, for it embodies the highest ideals of love, fidelity, devotion, sacrifice, and family
-Obergfell v Hodges
I loved you before marriage was legal, and I’ll love you long after any law could matter. Ten years ago, the law changed; but we didn’t. We were all in
-Obergfell v Hodges
I loved you before marriage was legal, and I’ll love you long after any law could matter. Ten years ago, the law changed; but we didn’t. We were all in
Is this how straight people celebrate the night before pride
June 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Is this how straight people celebrate the night before pride
Since all the other gays are posting it….
June 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Since all the other gays are posting it….
Hammock time with the Bubs
May 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Hammock time with the Bubs
A little brunchy-brunch
April 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
A little brunchy-brunch
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Abracadabra strega nona na
Abracadabra pasta ooh ga ga
Abracadabra pasta ooh ga ga
March 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Abracadabra strega nona na
Abracadabra pasta ooh ga ga
Abracadabra pasta ooh ga ga
Back in the 90s, my mom made history as the first female commissioner of our county. Not only was she raising us three kids, she was out there breaking barriers and paving the way for others. So proud of her for all she’s accomplished—plus, she did it all while being an amazing mom. Love you, mom!
February 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Back in the 90s, my mom made history as the first female commissioner of our county. Not only was she raising us three kids, she was out there breaking barriers and paving the way for others. So proud of her for all she’s accomplished—plus, she did it all while being an amazing mom. Love you, mom!
Mixing up these two first thing in the morning made for an interesting start 🥵🥶
February 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Mixing up these two first thing in the morning made for an interesting start 🥵🥶
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I never buy Oreos because then I'll eat the Oreos,
so instead I look in my pantry every day and I'm
disappointed that I don't have any Oreos.
~a tragic personal memoir
so instead I look in my pantry every day and I'm
disappointed that I don't have any Oreos.
~a tragic personal memoir
January 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I never buy Oreos because then I'll eat the Oreos,
so instead I look in my pantry every day and I'm
disappointed that I don't have any Oreos.
~a tragic personal memoir
so instead I look in my pantry every day and I'm
disappointed that I don't have any Oreos.
~a tragic personal memoir
Some Christmas LEGO time with the husband. Bruno is being less than helpful
December 25, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Some Christmas LEGO time with the husband. Bruno is being less than helpful
How are there no Christmas songs about dogs?
December 23, 2024 at 12:57 AM
How are there no Christmas songs about dogs?
“Little Debbie’s Christmas Trees are actually American petit fours, welcome to my Ted Talk”
December 15, 2024 at 12:31 AM
“Little Debbie’s Christmas Trees are actually American petit fours, welcome to my Ted Talk”
How I feel when I get ready to leave work and see all the snow
December 11, 2024 at 8:18 PM
How I feel when I get ready to leave work and see all the snow
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Right so after several recent incidents at work it seems like it's time to tap the sign again:
Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.
Your cat is perfect.
I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.
Thank you.
Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.
Your cat is perfect.
I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.
Thank you.
December 10, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Right so after several recent incidents at work it seems like it's time to tap the sign again:
Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.
Your cat is perfect.
I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.
Thank you.
Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.
Your cat is perfect.
I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.
Thank you.
Happy 3rd birthday to the dopiest doofus ever!
December 10, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Happy 3rd birthday to the dopiest doofus ever!
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After 18 trees…we are done.
December 1, 2024 at 11:35 PM
After 18 trees…we are done.
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the orcas are thrifting and doing nostalgia
November 27, 2024 at 10:59 PM
the orcas are thrifting and doing nostalgia
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We’re not going back.
November 24, 2024 at 10:07 PM
We’re not going back.
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A dog is able to learn up to 250 words and gestures. A dog can count up to 5 and perform simple maths.
Equivalent human age: 3
A cat doesn’t give a fvck and is sick of your shit.
Equivalent human age: 53
Equivalent human age: 3
A cat doesn’t give a fvck and is sick of your shit.
Equivalent human age: 53
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 AM
A dog is able to learn up to 250 words and gestures. A dog can count up to 5 and perform simple maths.
Equivalent human age: 3
A cat doesn’t give a fvck and is sick of your shit.
Equivalent human age: 53
Equivalent human age: 3
A cat doesn’t give a fvck and is sick of your shit.
Equivalent human age: 53
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If I get hit by a cybertruck and die, please please please tell everyone that I died a far less embarrassing death, like slipping on a banana peel or a having a piano fall on me or something
November 18, 2024 at 11:04 PM
If I get hit by a cybertruck and die, please please please tell everyone that I died a far less embarrassing death, like slipping on a banana peel or a having a piano fall on me or something
