Bret
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The media assumes Trump is full of shit
The markets assume Trump is full of shit
Voters assume Trump is full of shit
But what if they're wrong & we're speeding toward failed state territory?
Even optimistically we're at the mercy of an aspiring autocrat who's unhinged & fixated on hurting people
The markets assume Trump is full of shit
Voters assume Trump is full of shit
But what if they're wrong & we're speeding toward failed state territory?
Even optimistically we're at the mercy of an aspiring autocrat who's unhinged & fixated on hurting people
July 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The media assumes Trump is full of shit
The markets assume Trump is full of shit
Voters assume Trump is full of shit
But what if they're wrong & we're speeding toward failed state territory?
Even optimistically we're at the mercy of an aspiring autocrat who's unhinged & fixated on hurting people
The markets assume Trump is full of shit
Voters assume Trump is full of shit
But what if they're wrong & we're speeding toward failed state territory?
Even optimistically we're at the mercy of an aspiring autocrat who's unhinged & fixated on hurting people
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The best early-warning system for natural disasters is Ted Cruz leaving the country for vacation.
July 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The best early-warning system for natural disasters is Ted Cruz leaving the country for vacation.
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Over and over, strong monthly job growth under Biden beat expectations, while weak monthly job growth and now job losses under Trump failed to meet expectations, and that should raise questions about the expectors.
July 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Over and over, strong monthly job growth under Biden beat expectations, while weak monthly job growth and now job losses under Trump failed to meet expectations, and that should raise questions about the expectors.
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If the Supreme Court thinks universal injunctions are unconstitutional, to wait until *now* to say that, in this of all cases, with this of all presidents, is a devastating indictment of both its impartiality and its prudence.
June 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If the Supreme Court thinks universal injunctions are unconstitutional, to wait until *now* to say that, in this of all cases, with this of all presidents, is a devastating indictment of both its impartiality and its prudence.
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Careful guys, if you don’t control migration you might turn out like <checks notes> the greatest, wealthiest city in the world.
June 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Careful guys, if you don’t control migration you might turn out like <checks notes> the greatest, wealthiest city in the world.
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The CITY OWNED GROCERY STORES thing as creeping communism is so funny because there’s like 20 states where if you want to buy beer you’ve got to go to a municipal liquor store
Only history's greatest monsters have [squints at Fox News graphic] addressed the cost of living in practical ways.
June 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The CITY OWNED GROCERY STORES thing as creeping communism is so funny because there’s like 20 states where if you want to buy beer you’ve got to go to a municipal liquor store
Not to take anything from Mamdani, but Cuomo was an awful candidate who deserved to lose.
June 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Not to take anything from Mamdani, but Cuomo was an awful candidate who deserved to lose.
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Hey, everyone, Iran is not an Arab country.
June 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Hey, everyone, Iran is not an Arab country.
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“We found this individual possessed a second, far more lethal string of words locked and loaded, and I’m terrified to think how the situation would have shaken out if he’d been able to say even one of them aloud,” said Kristi Noem theonion.com/kristi-...
Kristi Noem: Sen. Padilla Had Even Deadlier Opinion That Failed To Go Off
LOS ANGELES—Stressing that she had significant reason to fear for her life during yesterday’s confrontation, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem told reporters Friday that she believed Sen. Alex Padilla had an even deadlier opinion that failed to go off. “We found this individual possessed a second, far more lethal string of words locked and loaded, […]
theonion.com
June 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“We found this individual possessed a second, far more lethal string of words locked and loaded, and I’m terrified to think how the situation would have shaken out if he’d been able to say even one of them aloud,” said Kristi Noem theonion.com/kristi-...
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wow I wonder if the cops who lied about the sitting senator even though everything they did was on tape are also being less than honest about the presence of violent agitators at the protests in los angeles. they might even not have told the entire truth about other protests
June 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
wow I wonder if the cops who lied about the sitting senator even though everything they did was on tape are also being less than honest about the presence of violent agitators at the protests in los angeles. they might even not have told the entire truth about other protests
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The state of California needs to arrest the DHS "security" forces for assault and every Democrat in the U.S. Senate needs to sign onto a campaign to impeach Kristi Noem.
Right fucking now.
Right fucking now.
June 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The state of California needs to arrest the DHS "security" forces for assault and every Democrat in the U.S. Senate needs to sign onto a campaign to impeach Kristi Noem.
Right fucking now.
Right fucking now.
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When LA *is* burning, Trump watches Fox News and threatens to pull emergency funding for existing fires in California.
When LA *isn't* burning, Trump goes on Fox News to announce he is spending MILLIONS on people in uniforms to pretend to stop nonexistent fires in California.
When LA *isn't* burning, Trump goes on Fox News to announce he is spending MILLIONS on people in uniforms to pretend to stop nonexistent fires in California.
June 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
When LA *is* burning, Trump watches Fox News and threatens to pull emergency funding for existing fires in California.
When LA *isn't* burning, Trump goes on Fox News to announce he is spending MILLIONS on people in uniforms to pretend to stop nonexistent fires in California.
When LA *isn't* burning, Trump goes on Fox News to announce he is spending MILLIONS on people in uniforms to pretend to stop nonexistent fires in California.
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Some people think they are too smart to be influenced by propaganda. It works best on them.
June 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Some people think they are too smart to be influenced by propaganda. It works best on them.
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Important thing to beat people over the head with: Trump has turned American cities into warzones and for fucking what? Prices are way up, jobs will be way down, the dollar is worth less, and now the highway is blocked off by cops. Maybe the Great Mythical Immigrant wasn’t the problem after all.
June 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Important thing to beat people over the head with: Trump has turned American cities into warzones and for fucking what? Prices are way up, jobs will be way down, the dollar is worth less, and now the highway is blocked off by cops. Maybe the Great Mythical Immigrant wasn’t the problem after all.
Im about to leave Mexico and return to the US and I just want everyone to know Donald Trump has a tiny penis and sucks as president. If this skeet delays my reentry at all I will be looking for pro bono legal representation
June 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Im about to leave Mexico and return to the US and I just want everyone to know Donald Trump has a tiny penis and sucks as president. If this skeet delays my reentry at all I will be looking for pro bono legal representation
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Dude is literally saying out loud what he is going to do, and they fall for it anyway. Dude approves.
December 21, 2023 at 5:32 PM
Dude is literally saying out loud what he is going to do, and they fall for it anyway. Dude approves.
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Why is it that everyone in conservative media is someone who tried to cheat their way into something else and failed?
Mike Richards, the veteran TV producer who briefly succeeded Alex Trebek as the host of the quiz show Jeopardy!, has landed a big job in conservative media.
Former ‘Jeopardy!’ Exec Mike Richards to Join Ben Shapiro at The Daily Wire as President
Mike Richards, the veteran TV producer who briefly succeeded Alex Trebek as the host of the quiz show Jeopardy!, has landed a big job in conservative media.
bit.ly
May 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Why is it that everyone in conservative media is someone who tried to cheat their way into something else and failed?
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I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
May 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
He blinked. Apparently.
April 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
He blinked. Apparently.
Will someone please 25th this asshole already?
April 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Will someone please 25th this asshole already?
Hands off Indianapolis is the biggest protest I've seen at the Capitol.
April 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hands off Indianapolis is the biggest protest I've seen at the Capitol.