Indy 🐧
@indecisivejones.bsky.social
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@indecisivejones.bsky.social
· Sep 6
me: correct me if I’m wrong-
the internet: sir, we will correct you even if you’re right
the internet: sir, we will correct you even if you’re right
what idiot called it a wave and not standing water
September 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
what idiot called it a wave and not standing water
a nutri-grain bar is just an uncircumcised fig newton
June 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
a nutri-grain bar is just an uncircumcised fig newton
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i’m not just good at sex, i’m a
January 22, 2025 at 9:03 AM
i’m not just good at sex, i’m a
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ME: can i take your picture
MUSEUM CURATOR: what no
MUSEUM CURATOR: what no
May 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
ME: can i take your picture
MUSEUM CURATOR: what no
MUSEUM CURATOR: what no
coworker thought that Michael Jackson covered Alien Ant Farm’s Smooth Criminal
March 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
coworker thought that Michael Jackson covered Alien Ant Farm’s Smooth Criminal
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I have never wound up on Threads on purpose.
March 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I have never wound up on Threads on purpose.
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man: i bet she’s thinking about other guys.
me: arby’s is pronounced rb’s which stands for roast beef.
me: arby’s is pronounced rb’s which stands for roast beef.
March 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
man: i bet she’s thinking about other guys.
me: arby’s is pronounced rb’s which stands for roast beef.
me: arby’s is pronounced rb’s which stands for roast beef.
why yes, I happen to know all the struggles of today’s modern women.
- me, after accidentally buying a pair of sweatpants without any pockets
- me, after accidentally buying a pair of sweatpants without any pockets
January 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
why yes, I happen to know all the struggles of today’s modern women.
- me, after accidentally buying a pair of sweatpants without any pockets
- me, after accidentally buying a pair of sweatpants without any pockets
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“AI is gonna take your job” I’d like to see AI drink a little too much and text all his friends about how cherished they are
January 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“AI is gonna take your job” I’d like to see AI drink a little too much and text all his friends about how cherished they are
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that’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, fighting with a pigeon
January 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
that’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, fighting with a pigeon
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fix your hearts or die
January 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
fix your hearts or die
me: *holding a devil’s food cake*
satan:
me:
satan: give it back…
satan:
me:
satan: give it back…
January 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
me: *holding a devil’s food cake*
satan:
me:
satan: give it back…
satan:
me:
satan: give it back…
[trapped inside a volcano]
Me:
Toddler:
Me:
Toddler: Be Careful...
Me: *sigh*
Toddler: The floor is lava...
Me:
Toddler:
Me:
Toddler: Be Careful...
Me: *sigh*
Toddler: The floor is lava...
January 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
[trapped inside a volcano]
Me:
Toddler:
Me:
Toddler: Be Careful...
Me: *sigh*
Toddler: The floor is lava...
Me:
Toddler:
Me:
Toddler: Be Careful...
Me: *sigh*
Toddler: The floor is lava...
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What did this person think saying this in my mentions would result in
January 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
What did this person think saying this in my mentions would result in
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
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Me: What’s your favorite farm animal?
Owen Wilson: Cow
Owen Wilson: Cow
January 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Me: What’s your favorite farm animal?
Owen Wilson: Cow
Owen Wilson: Cow
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Me: So is Panic! At the Disco saying it’s better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality, or poison rationality?
Doctor: I meant questions about your surgery.
Doctor: I meant questions about your surgery.
January 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Me: So is Panic! At the Disco saying it’s better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality, or poison rationality?
Doctor: I meant questions about your surgery.
Doctor: I meant questions about your surgery.
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i do not trust birds that stand on one leg. what are they hiding
January 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
i do not trust birds that stand on one leg. what are they hiding
Me: So is Panic! At the Disco saying it’s better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality, or poison rationality?
Doctor: I meant questions about your surgery.
Doctor: I meant questions about your surgery.
January 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Me: So is Panic! At the Disco saying it’s better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality, or poison rationality?
Doctor: I meant questions about your surgery.
Doctor: I meant questions about your surgery.
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if I had a boss I would simply jump on their head three times to defeat them
October 28, 2024 at 9:03 PM
if I had a boss I would simply jump on their head three times to defeat them
You ever go back and watch episodes of your kids favorite shows just to fill in all the plot points you missed?
Just me then?
Just me then?
January 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
You ever go back and watch episodes of your kids favorite shows just to fill in all the plot points you missed?
Just me then?
Just me then?
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Who could have guessed that Neil Gaiman’s greatest work of fiction would be his kind, gentle persona?
Devastated
Devastated
January 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Who could have guessed that Neil Gaiman’s greatest work of fiction would be his kind, gentle persona?
Devastated
Devastated
you’ll never guess what this is in response to
January 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
you’ll never guess what this is in response to
coworker thought that Michael Jackson covered Alien Ant Farm’s Smooth Criminal
January 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
coworker thought that Michael Jackson covered Alien Ant Farm’s Smooth Criminal