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Was taking a nap and dreamed WotC had announced the creation of GathererAI, an AI bot they had come up with that would be exclusively responsible for updating and managing the gatherer and also be "a productive tool for judges during events"
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January 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Was taking a nap and dreamed WotC had announced the creation of GathererAI, an AI bot they had come up with that would be exclusively responsible for updating and managing the gatherer and also be "a productive tool for judges during events"
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I can vividly imagine Olivia complaining about this mimic and how the Church of Avacyn can't even be respectful enough to send human, blood-filled Cathars after her so she has a snack after defeating them
Robot Kissers nation how we feeling about this new art for Metallic Mimic coming in Innistrad Remastered?
January 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I can vividly imagine Olivia complaining about this mimic and how the Church of Avacyn can't even be respectful enough to send human, blood-filled Cathars after her so she has a snack after defeating them
Did I post this one here already?
January 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Did I post this one here already?
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ONE, which was claimed to be "a set from a Phyrexian perspective," should've been a grim dystopian/war horror set on par with BRO (which executed the theme very well).
Lean into the exploitativeness, the visceral terror, of empire. The fact that literal Phyrexian infants are grafted to war machines.
Lean into the exploitativeness, the visceral terror, of empire. The fact that literal Phyrexian infants are grafted to war machines.
January 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ONE, which was claimed to be "a set from a Phyrexian perspective," should've been a grim dystopian/war horror set on par with BRO (which executed the theme very well).
Lean into the exploitativeness, the visceral terror, of empire. The fact that literal Phyrexian infants are grafted to war machines.
Lean into the exploitativeness, the visceral terror, of empire. The fact that literal Phyrexian infants are grafted to war machines.
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she goblin on my nabob till I squee
January 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
she goblin on my nabob till I squee
Ral: Ok, but how does one just get over being compleated by Phyrexia.
Jace: Just think about it.
Ral:
Jace:
Ral:
Jace:
Ral: Yeah, I'm not coming up with anything. How did you do it, Beleren.
Jace: Just thought about it.
Jace: Just think about it.
Ral:
Jace:
Ral:
Jace:
Ral: Yeah, I'm not coming up with anything. How did you do it, Beleren.
Jace: Just thought about it.
December 31, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Ral: Ok, but how does one just get over being compleated by Phyrexia.
Jace: Just think about it.
Ral:
Jace:
Ral:
Jace:
Ral: Yeah, I'm not coming up with anything. How did you do it, Beleren.
Jace: Just thought about it.
Jace: Just think about it.
Ral:
Jace:
Ral:
Jace:
Ral: Yeah, I'm not coming up with anything. How did you do it, Beleren.
Jace: Just thought about it.
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I am NOT tagging this, have a quick redraw!!
December 30, 2024 at 3:07 PM
I am NOT tagging this, have a quick redraw!!
Your New Year's Resolution is to finally read Agents of Artifice.
If you have already read it, your New Year's Resolution is to get someone else to read it.
If you have already read it, your New Year's Resolution is to get someone else to read it.
December 30, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Your New Year's Resolution is to finally read Agents of Artifice.
If you have already read it, your New Year's Resolution is to get someone else to read it.
If you have already read it, your New Year's Resolution is to get someone else to read it.
If we were to add up the entire population of every plane in the multiverse that we know of, I wonder what percentage of that total would be just Ravnica
December 30, 2024 at 12:02 PM
If we were to add up the entire population of every plane in the multiverse that we know of, I wonder what percentage of that total would be just Ravnica
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She says her name is not Alexa anymore. It's Atraxa.
December 29, 2024 at 1:16 PM
She says her name is not Alexa anymore. It's Atraxa.
Can't believe we're 7 Commander discourses away from 2025
December 29, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Can't believe we're 7 Commander discourses away from 2025
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Hey everyone! I'm starting an ambitious new project. I'm going to try to do a short on every character with a legendary creature card from the MTG Multiverse (and Un-iverse). If you haven't already, subscribe to follow the series.
To begin, Abomination of Llanowar!
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To begin, Abomination of Llanowar!
youtube.com/shorts/tSMpv...
Abomination of Llanowar - Every MTG Legend 1 #magicthegathering #mtg
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December 28, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Hey everyone! I'm starting an ambitious new project. I'm going to try to do a short on every character with a legendary creature card from the MTG Multiverse (and Un-iverse). If you haven't already, subscribe to follow the series.
To begin, Abomination of Llanowar!
youtube.com/shorts/tSMpv...
To begin, Abomination of Llanowar!
youtube.com/shorts/tSMpv...
Ravnica probably wins by virtue of its size, age, technology and long-term stability.
Avishkar and Kamigawa are strong contenders as well due to technology and standard of living.
Though Kylem probably has the best stadiums relative to the rest of the plane.
Avishkar and Kamigawa are strong contenders as well due to technology and standard of living.
Though Kylem probably has the best stadiums relative to the rest of the plane.
Let's start doing a #DailyVorthos question. We need some more #Vorthos content here
Which plane has the best sports stadiums?
Which plane has the best sports stadiums?
December 29, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Ravnica probably wins by virtue of its size, age, technology and long-term stability.
Avishkar and Kamigawa are strong contenders as well due to technology and standard of living.
Though Kylem probably has the best stadiums relative to the rest of the plane.
Avishkar and Kamigawa are strong contenders as well due to technology and standard of living.
Though Kylem probably has the best stadiums relative to the rest of the plane.
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hello new followers
December 29, 2024 at 5:58 PM
hello new followers
Tezzeret: With the power of Artifice I have transcended the weakness of the flesh. I now I require only the bare minimum of food and no more than ten minutes of sleep each night.
Jace: And have you slept ten minutes last night?
Tezzeret:
Tezzeret: No.
Jace: And have you slept ten minutes last night?
Tezzeret:
Tezzeret: No.
December 29, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Tezzeret: With the power of Artifice I have transcended the weakness of the flesh. I now I require only the bare minimum of food and no more than ten minutes of sleep each night.
Jace: And have you slept ten minutes last night?
Tezzeret:
Tezzeret: No.
Jace: And have you slept ten minutes last night?
Tezzeret:
Tezzeret: No.
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Yoooooooooooooo
Drunk AMA time
Drunk AMA time
December 25, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Yoooooooooooooo
Drunk AMA time
Drunk AMA time
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Torrezonés getting all dressed up for Duskmas just to sit in their sala and have to hear their tio argue Vona is actually the legitimate Pontifex
December 24, 2023 at 4:52 PM
Torrezonés getting all dressed up for Duskmas just to sit in their sala and have to hear their tio argue Vona is actually the legitimate Pontifex
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Alquist Proft decorating his mind palace for the holidays
December 23, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Alquist Proft decorating his mind palace for the holidays
Rashmi: I can't believe they didn't approve my vehicle for the Grand Prix! This is unfair!
Saheeli: Really? Why don't you show me it, I can argue for you!
Rashmi: Sure *turns on a machine that creates a portal to the end of the track*
Saheeli:
Saheeli: Ok no, I can see their point.
Saheeli: Really? Why don't you show me it, I can argue for you!
Rashmi: Sure *turns on a machine that creates a portal to the end of the track*
Saheeli:
Saheeli: Ok no, I can see their point.
December 21, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Rashmi: I can't believe they didn't approve my vehicle for the Grand Prix! This is unfair!
Saheeli: Really? Why don't you show me it, I can argue for you!
Rashmi: Sure *turns on a machine that creates a portal to the end of the track*
Saheeli:
Saheeli: Ok no, I can see their point.
Saheeli: Really? Why don't you show me it, I can argue for you!
Rashmi: Sure *turns on a machine that creates a portal to the end of the track*
Saheeli:
Saheeli: Ok no, I can see their point.
Chandra Nalaar big fan of mangoes and also womangoes
December 20, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Chandra Nalaar big fan of mangoes and also womangoes
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To be fair, Magic got there first in canon, I'm just taking it a step further.
Nicol Bolas would be even more insufferable than usual.
Nicol Bolas would be even more insufferable than usual.
December 19, 2024 at 9:23 PM
To be fair, Magic got there first in canon, I'm just taking it a step further.
Nicol Bolas would be even more insufferable than usual.
Nicol Bolas would be even more insufferable than usual.