A prophet doesn't chose the words they speak. They simply voice them hoping that they are wrong.

Anything worth doing is worth doing well, and anything that isn't worth doing also isn't worth the energy and water waste of AI

Or maybe I'm just projecting my own frustrations with my job because their 2025 plan is to basically replace the entire support team with a bot 😶

Olivia: The disrespect! Back in the day you'd defeat a Cathar in battle and you'd get all of their blood! Even a bit of fear and horror as they bled out, as a treat. Now they send a tin can after you and you're just meant to... What? Tear it apart and find someone ELSE to drain?

Currently? Balatro

Usually? Sudoku

this might be your worst post of all time and also the greatest thing you have ever written

LOOK

My favorite thing to do in commander is dredging my entire deck just to grow a Lord of Extinction

My second favorite thing to do in commander is milling someone for +40 cards and then exiling their graveyard

I mean, if I was told that there are more zombies exclusively under the service of the Golgari than then entire undead population of Amonkhet... I wouldn't necessarily believe it out of pocket, but it wouldn't necessarily SURPRISE me.

Good question. I guess it would be useful to at least have a version of such a census that counts fully aware undead, because a number of planes (and particularly Ravnica) would have a SIGNIFICANT population of undead with full faculties intact.

2. Aboshan!

youtube.com/shorts/lO259...

Like... You go to Kylem and everything is cool, but then you go to a stadium and it's COOL

You go to Kamigawa and Avishkar, the stadiums are state of the art futuristic.

You go to Ravnica, there multiple millenia old stadiums that can host 150k people