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Did I post this one here already?
January 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Did I post this one here already?
Valgavoth + Tumblr Textposts
December 19, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Valgavoth + Tumblr Textposts
Did y'all know Jaya Ballard was literally the coolest of the oldwalkers? It wasn't even a competition, don't @ me
December 9, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Did y'all know Jaya Ballard was literally the coolest of the oldwalkers? It wasn't even a competition, don't @ me
Grem if you make a version of this with Elspeth I will owe you my life
December 8, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Grem if you make a version of this with Elspeth I will owe you my life
Good ol' cousin Valgavoth
December 6, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Good ol' cousin Valgavoth
honestly I wish they'd used the Magali version of Huntmaster of the Fells for the remaster. great art with no reprints :(
December 5, 2024 at 12:20 PM
honestly I wish they'd used the Magali version of Huntmaster of the Fells for the remaster. great art with no reprints :(
is this... praxis?
December 5, 2024 at 12:16 PM
is this... praxis?
The fact Jorge is my top artists and yet there are no Epic songs in the top 5, because I listened to the entire musical on repeat
December 4, 2024 at 1:51 PM
The fact Jorge is my top artists and yet there are no Epic songs in the top 5, because I listened to the entire musical on repeat
As @robotrad.bsky.social said when this was posted on twitter, she smells "like a Bath & Body Works with a corpse behind the counter"
December 4, 2024 at 12:59 PM
As @robotrad.bsky.social said when this was posted on twitter, she smells "like a Bath & Body Works with a corpse behind the counter"
The original version of this joke was focused on Emmara instead and it was kind of sad and I didn't know how to finish it, so y'all get the funny haha version
December 3, 2024 at 11:57 AM
The original version of this joke was focused on Emmara instead and it was kind of sad and I didn't know how to finish it, so y'all get the funny haha version
Six Drop Sunday
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... :)
November 24, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Six Drop Sunday
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Hi I just finished Arcane Season 2 Act 2 I don't think I'm capable of being funny for the next month what the fuck was that
November 16, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Hi I just finished Arcane Season 2 Act 2 I don't think I'm capable of being funny for the next month what the fuck was that
Somehow, despite everything, I had to pass with this board instead of winning...
November 15, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Somehow, despite everything, I had to pass with this board instead of winning...
-Menacing
-Reckless
-Willing to sacrifice others
-Red in the art
-Competent minion of a greater evil
Easy pick TBH
-Reckless
-Willing to sacrifice others
-Red in the art
-Competent minion of a greater evil
Easy pick TBH
November 15, 2024 at 4:14 PM
-Menacing
-Reckless
-Willing to sacrifice others
-Red in the art
-Competent minion of a greater evil
Easy pick TBH
-Reckless
-Willing to sacrifice others
-Red in the art
-Competent minion of a greater evil
Easy pick TBH
Oof that was a lot of cards.
anyways I must once again reiterate my love of Vivien's M19 flavor texts.
anyways I must once again reiterate my love of Vivien's M19 flavor texts.
November 14, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Oof that was a lot of cards.
anyways I must once again reiterate my love of Vivien's M19 flavor texts.
anyways I must once again reiterate my love of Vivien's M19 flavor texts.
I did try to avoid just reading through a bunch of flavor texts here, BTW, but for some I had to go back and check the options.
Surprisingly not for Urza tho. I legitimately like the 6ED Ornithopter flavor text. It's the most likeable Urza has ever been
Surprisingly not for Urza tho. I legitimately like the 6ED Ornithopter flavor text. It's the most likeable Urza has ever been
November 14, 2024 at 1:10 PM
I did try to avoid just reading through a bunch of flavor texts here, BTW, but for some I had to go back and check the options.
Surprisingly not for Urza tho. I legitimately like the 6ED Ornithopter flavor text. It's the most likeable Urza has ever been
Surprisingly not for Urza tho. I legitimately like the 6ED Ornithopter flavor text. It's the most likeable Urza has ever been
it's kind of funny how, for some old walkers, there are a lot of texts *about* them that are less about their character and more about their in-universe myths (like Serra and Freyalise).
The first at least had a good option for me to pick. L for Freyalise
The first at least had a good option for me to pick. L for Freyalise
November 14, 2024 at 1:10 PM
it's kind of funny how, for some old walkers, there are a lot of texts *about* them that are less about their character and more about their in-universe myths (like Serra and Freyalise).
The first at least had a good option for me to pick. L for Freyalise
The first at least had a good option for me to pick. L for Freyalise
Same applies to Practical Research, it's a perfect encapsulation of the Kenrith twins and how their personalities diverge.
November 14, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Same applies to Practical Research, it's a perfect encapsulation of the Kenrith twins and how their personalities diverge.
Even then its not a fair competition. Darksteel Plate is just amazing in general. Nicol Bolas getting a great one liner in his own card is fitting... Also i guess cards like When We Were Young counts for both the Wanderer AND Kaito. 10/10 very efficient
November 14, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Even then its not a fair competition. Darksteel Plate is just amazing in general. Nicol Bolas getting a great one liner in his own card is fitting... Also i guess cards like When We Were Young counts for both the Wanderer AND Kaito. 10/10 very efficient
There WILL be some conspicuous absences, unfortunately (hi Dack fans!) but im honestly just going by cards flavor texts that I liked enough to actually remember they existed :/
November 14, 2024 at 1:10 PM
There WILL be some conspicuous absences, unfortunately (hi Dack fans!) but im honestly just going by cards flavor texts that I liked enough to actually remember they existed :/