ImperialGhostbuster
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Rover Tinkerer // Dungeon Master // Proud Owner of Many Hobbies
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I asked my German friend if she knew the square root of 81.
She said no.
She said no.
April 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I asked my German friend if she knew the square root of 81.
She said no.
She said no.
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The year is 2006. The housing market is about to crash. You fire up Oblivion on PC.
The year is 2025. The housing market is about to crash. You fire up Oblivion on PC.
The year is 2025. The housing market is about to crash. You fire up Oblivion on PC.
April 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The year is 2006. The housing market is about to crash. You fire up Oblivion on PC.
The year is 2025. The housing market is about to crash. You fire up Oblivion on PC.
The year is 2025. The housing market is about to crash. You fire up Oblivion on PC.
Oblivion: Remastered was not on my 2025 Bingo card. Gonna live in this game for the foreseeable future
April 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Oblivion: Remastered was not on my 2025 Bingo card. Gonna live in this game for the foreseeable future
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People who do telekinesis only ever lift. They never squeeze. Why don’t they ever squeeze?
April 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
People who do telekinesis only ever lift. They never squeeze. Why don’t they ever squeeze?
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I guarantee that within a month of recreating “dire” wolves, people will be breeding dire corgis. #direwolves
April 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I guarantee that within a month of recreating “dire” wolves, people will be breeding dire corgis. #direwolves
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Them: You better not having a silly jaunt to some goofy music.
My whimsical ass:
My whimsical ass:
April 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Them: You better not having a silly jaunt to some goofy music.
My whimsical ass:
My whimsical ass:
Breaking Bad but with the Muppets:
Walt- Kermit
Skyler - Miss Piggy
Jesse - Gonzo
Gus - Uncle Deadly
Tuco - Animal
Jane - Chicken
Mike - Jonathan Banks
Saul - Fozzie
Hank - Sam the Eagle
Salamanca Twins - Statler and Waldorf
Hector - The Swedish Chef
Walter Jr. - Scooter
Disney could never
Walt- Kermit
Skyler - Miss Piggy
Jesse - Gonzo
Gus - Uncle Deadly
Tuco - Animal
Jane - Chicken
Mike - Jonathan Banks
Saul - Fozzie
Hank - Sam the Eagle
Salamanca Twins - Statler and Waldorf
Hector - The Swedish Chef
Walter Jr. - Scooter
Disney could never
March 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Breaking Bad but with the Muppets:
Walt- Kermit
Skyler - Miss Piggy
Jesse - Gonzo
Gus - Uncle Deadly
Tuco - Animal
Jane - Chicken
Mike - Jonathan Banks
Saul - Fozzie
Hank - Sam the Eagle
Salamanca Twins - Statler and Waldorf
Hector - The Swedish Chef
Walter Jr. - Scooter
Disney could never
Walt- Kermit
Skyler - Miss Piggy
Jesse - Gonzo
Gus - Uncle Deadly
Tuco - Animal
Jane - Chicken
Mike - Jonathan Banks
Saul - Fozzie
Hank - Sam the Eagle
Salamanca Twins - Statler and Waldorf
Hector - The Swedish Chef
Walter Jr. - Scooter
Disney could never
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the galactic empire can replace basically a guy's whole mangled body with cybernetic prostheses but they're totally out to lunch when it comes to respiratory issues
March 15, 2025 at 9:53 AM
the galactic empire can replace basically a guy's whole mangled body with cybernetic prostheses but they're totally out to lunch when it comes to respiratory issues
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She sax on my g til I Kenny
March 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
She sax on my g til I Kenny
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My wife says I've placed unreasonable expectations on our kids, but I think Wolverine and Black Widow will turn out just fine.
March 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
My wife says I've placed unreasonable expectations on our kids, but I think Wolverine and Black Widow will turn out just fine.
I've been told that if I make Batman the sole thing I post about, I'll start getting followers. I mean, if making Batman his whole personality worked for Bruce Wayne, it'll work for me, right?
March 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I've been told that if I make Batman the sole thing I post about, I'll start getting followers. I mean, if making Batman his whole personality worked for Bruce Wayne, it'll work for me, right?
Ranking the Alfreds:
1)Michael Gough (Batman '89)
2)Sean Pertwee (Gotham)
3)Jason Isaacs (Batman: Unburied)
4)Andy Serkis (The Batman)
5)Efrem Zimbalist Jr. (Batman TAS)
6)Michael Caine (Dark Knight)
7)Ralph Fiennes (LEGO Batman)
8)Alan Napier (1960's Batman TV)
9)Jeremy Irons (DCEU)
1)Michael Gough (Batman '89)
2)Sean Pertwee (Gotham)
3)Jason Isaacs (Batman: Unburied)
4)Andy Serkis (The Batman)
5)Efrem Zimbalist Jr. (Batman TAS)
6)Michael Caine (Dark Knight)
7)Ralph Fiennes (LEGO Batman)
8)Alan Napier (1960's Batman TV)
9)Jeremy Irons (DCEU)
March 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Ranking the Alfreds:
1)Michael Gough (Batman '89)
2)Sean Pertwee (Gotham)
3)Jason Isaacs (Batman: Unburied)
4)Andy Serkis (The Batman)
5)Efrem Zimbalist Jr. (Batman TAS)
6)Michael Caine (Dark Knight)
7)Ralph Fiennes (LEGO Batman)
8)Alan Napier (1960's Batman TV)
9)Jeremy Irons (DCEU)
1)Michael Gough (Batman '89)
2)Sean Pertwee (Gotham)
3)Jason Isaacs (Batman: Unburied)
4)Andy Serkis (The Batman)
5)Efrem Zimbalist Jr. (Batman TAS)
6)Michael Caine (Dark Knight)
7)Ralph Fiennes (LEGO Batman)
8)Alan Napier (1960's Batman TV)
9)Jeremy Irons (DCEU)
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Dog’s brain while trying to stop you from taking away something disgusting it grabbed off the sidewalk
February 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Dog’s brain while trying to stop you from taking away something disgusting it grabbed off the sidewalk
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Is it ok to call your dogs “dummy” if (1) you say it in a nice voice and (2) they are kind of dumb
February 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Is it ok to call your dogs “dummy” if (1) you say it in a nice voice and (2) they are kind of dumb
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Truly wild that they got away with “Bustin’ makes me feel good.”
February 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Truly wild that they got away with “Bustin’ makes me feel good.”
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every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos
February 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos
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A second Mitch McConnell has hit the ground
February 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
A second Mitch McConnell has hit the ground
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I'm all for plot twists in fiction but nobody signed up for Terminator and Star Wars to become real life issues, especially -without- time travel and Jedi.
February 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I'm all for plot twists in fiction but nobody signed up for Terminator and Star Wars to become real life issues, especially -without- time travel and Jedi.
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Honestly I don't remember *anything* remotely like this ever happening in those Schoolhouse Rock videos
February 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Honestly I don't remember *anything* remotely like this ever happening in those Schoolhouse Rock videos
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umami: mushrooms
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
January 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
umami: mushrooms
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier