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fake developer/data analyst
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May 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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The European mind cannot comprehend
May 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Here we go! @kateconger.com was verified - not by Bluesky but by the NYTimes, one of the "trusted verifiers"

Gonna keep saying it: a healthy digital society should distribute power!
samuel.fm Samuel @samuel.fm · Apr 21
woaw
April 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I keep forgetting I'm uhhhhhh, disabled. "why am I so tired right now, am I really this lazy?" I ask myself, forgetting again that I take the same dosage of prescription stimulants as people with narcolepsy
April 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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why don’t you sit down and write some god damn HTML
April 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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April 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Good morning Bluesky !
April 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Jeremy Clarkson has an F1 vision:
April 8, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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Discord has taken a bold new strategy of regularly playing notification pings but never highlighting any kind of message. I think it's just lonely, which is understandable
April 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Happy April Fools' Day!

If you want better features than this, forward our Head of Product JD to the most talented product lead you know... jobs.gem.com/bluesky/am9i...
April 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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if u under 6 foot and on a hiatus no u ain’t u on a low-atus
April 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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March 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Watched Spirited Away yesterday because Studio Ghibli has been on my mind. If No-Face isn’t a perfect characterization of genAI, I don’t know what is.

The sooner we recognize that we will never satisfy an insatiable beast and their apparent gold rush is a mirage, the better.
March 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Back in the USA (derogatory)
March 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Oscar Piastri takes pole position for the 2025 Chinese Grand Prix

#F1 #ChineseGP
March 22, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Molto bene, Lewis Hamilton!

We have a Hamilton-Verstappen front row for the Chinese GP Sprint!

#F1 #ChineseGP
March 21, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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Hamilton sets a 1'30.849 and goes fastest. Leclerc pops into second. Piastri can't improve his time and Norris has pitted. Verstappen up next.

#F1 #ChineseGP
March 21, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Verstappen goes second, he falls short of Hamilton by 0.018 seconds. The new Ferrari driver takes pole position for the sprint race.

#F1 #ChineseGP
March 21, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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it is well known that wearing socks nullifies certain status effects for men. i hypothesize that the larger the sock, the more powerful the effect. therefore, wearing thigh-highs is the straightest thing a man can do
March 21, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry
March 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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March 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Lungfish xkcd.com/3064
March 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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really sucks how the White House has basically become rapist wakanda
March 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM