Richelle Haberman
@imletired.bsky.social
A tired millennial elbows deep in internet culture trying to keep up with the news
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Fentanyl. Drug Overdoses, including Fentanyl, are not even in the top 20 causes of death in the USA. Cancer, Diabetes, Covid, Heart Disease all in the top 10, and all have had their research funding cut. They aren't murdering just Venezuelans. However they are killing us much slower.
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Fentanyl. Drug Overdoses, including Fentanyl, are not even in the top 20 causes of death in the USA. Cancer, Diabetes, Covid, Heart Disease all in the top 10, and all have had their research funding cut. They aren't murdering just Venezuelans. However they are killing us much slower.
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"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
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Crazy that the mayor-elect of NYC and the Pope are pretty much the two most beloved political figures right now
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Crazy that the mayor-elect of NYC and the Pope are pretty much the two most beloved political figures right now
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I can’t explain it, but checking out at Aldi‘s makes me feel like I am going through security at the airport…
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I can’t explain it, but checking out at Aldi‘s makes me feel like I am going through security at the airport…
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Ukraine has fully rejected Trump’s proposed peace plan on the basis that the plan is dumb as shit.
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Ukraine has fully rejected Trump’s proposed peace plan on the basis that the plan is dumb as shit.
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Anytime you’re feeling embarrassed, remember that Clay Higgins woke up this morning to the realization he was the only one in the whole ass Congress who voted to defend pedophiles.
He gets to carry that vote with him like a scarlet letter for the rest of his unremarkable existence.
He gets to carry that vote with him like a scarlet letter for the rest of his unremarkable existence.
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Anytime you’re feeling embarrassed, remember that Clay Higgins woke up this morning to the realization he was the only one in the whole ass Congress who voted to defend pedophiles.
He gets to carry that vote with him like a scarlet letter for the rest of his unremarkable existence.
He gets to carry that vote with him like a scarlet letter for the rest of his unremarkable existence.
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Will nobody think about inadvertently causing reputation damage to rich idiots?
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Will nobody think about inadvertently causing reputation damage to rich idiots?
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The price of a home in America has nearly doubled in the last 10 years.
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The price of a home in America has nearly doubled in the last 10 years.
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Saw someone ask if Megyn Kelly’s middle name is R.
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Saw someone ask if Megyn Kelly’s middle name is R.
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i wish i could have been in the room when they were brainstorming how to solve the housing crisis and someone raised their hand and said "what about 50 year mortgages?"
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
i wish i could have been in the room when they were brainstorming how to solve the housing crisis and someone raised their hand and said "what about 50 year mortgages?"
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“You missed all the fun. There was a shooting at Total Wine.”
“The liquor store is supposed to be a safe and happy place. They need to stop bringing boy problems into girl rooms.”
Good gawd this child
“The liquor store is supposed to be a safe and happy place. They need to stop bringing boy problems into girl rooms.”
Good gawd this child
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
“You missed all the fun. There was a shooting at Total Wine.”
“The liquor store is supposed to be a safe and happy place. They need to stop bringing boy problems into girl rooms.”
Good gawd this child
“The liquor store is supposed to be a safe and happy place. They need to stop bringing boy problems into girl rooms.”
Good gawd this child
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Based on the emails released today and what’s yet to come, I wouldn’t be surprised if Mike Johnson sends the House back on vacation until the end of time.
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Based on the emails released today and what’s yet to come, I wouldn’t be surprised if Mike Johnson sends the House back on vacation until the end of time.
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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“Ok, we’ve just invented healthcare, what should the doctors wear?”
A long white dress
“Sounds great, and the nurses?”
Pajamas
“Alright that’s settled, then, let’s put the patients in a long shirt with their bare ass sticking out”
A long white dress
“Sounds great, and the nurses?”
Pajamas
“Alright that’s settled, then, let’s put the patients in a long shirt with their bare ass sticking out”
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“Ok, we’ve just invented healthcare, what should the doctors wear?”
A long white dress
“Sounds great, and the nurses?”
Pajamas
“Alright that’s settled, then, let’s put the patients in a long shirt with their bare ass sticking out”
A long white dress
“Sounds great, and the nurses?”
Pajamas
“Alright that’s settled, then, let’s put the patients in a long shirt with their bare ass sticking out”
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
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This is the best takedown of Musk I’ve ever read. From a beloved author around my age no less, Joyce Carol Oates.
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This is the best takedown of Musk I’ve ever read. From a beloved author around my age no less, Joyce Carol Oates.
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The days of thanking veterans today and forgetting them tomorrow has to come to an end.
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The days of thanking veterans today and forgetting them tomorrow has to come to an end.
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
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I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
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Can we just give Eric Adams a Flavor of Love style reality show or something
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Can we just give Eric Adams a Flavor of Love style reality show or something
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after the year we've all had... a girl can have a two months long christmas season
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
after the year we've all had... a girl can have a two months long christmas season
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Day 37 of the #GOPShitdown.
“Together, we will usher in a generation of change. And if we embrace this brave new course, rather than fleeing from it, we can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves.”
-Zohran Mamdani
We hold the line ✊✊✊
“Together, we will usher in a generation of change. And if we embrace this brave new course, rather than fleeing from it, we can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves.”
-Zohran Mamdani
We hold the line ✊✊✊
November 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Day 37 of the #GOPShitdown.
“Together, we will usher in a generation of change. And if we embrace this brave new course, rather than fleeing from it, we can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves.”
-Zohran Mamdani
We hold the line ✊✊✊
“Together, we will usher in a generation of change. And if we embrace this brave new course, rather than fleeing from it, we can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves.”
-Zohran Mamdani
We hold the line ✊✊✊