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Hockey ⚡️ | #1 🐮💩 fan | 🏈🐬 | Iced Coffees | Geriatric Millennial | Pop Culture Nerd | Bad Opinions | 🇲🇽 | Tampa 📍
Girl stop trying to rebrand and relaunch
From Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene’s resignation video:

“I refuse to be a battered wife, hoping it all goes away and gets better…there is no plan to save the world or a 4D chess game being played.“
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Did Trump just fall in love with Mamdani? wtf is happening?
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
A friend even older than me asked who a player on the bolts was, didn’t recognize him out of uniform.

“Oh that’s Jack Finley”

“Did you mean Fine-ly because he’s purty.” 🤣💀
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Surely you can hear me screaming “WHAT THE FUCK” from the 300’s
Tampa Bay goal!

Scored by Jake Guentzel with 03:17 remaining in the OT period.

Assisted by Darren Raddysh and Nikita Kucherov.

Tampa Bay: 2
Edmonton: 1

#EDMvsTBL #GoBolts #LetsGoOilers
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I AM CACKLING ARE YOU JOKING ME 🤣🤣🤣

#GoBolts
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
All I wanted was a fun game and now they’re gonna lose 1-0 of they don’t figure it out soon 😑

#GoBolts
Please god I just wanna see a fun game tomorrow
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I am done. We did it fam. No more urge to gouge my eyes out.
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Why is this simply not called “herding cats”? Give me a certification that says that in hard print because that’s all it really is.
I’m so close to finishing this project management course but I also want to drown myself with how much of it is basic common sense
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Checked out a new Irish pub that opened up by us. Had a blast eating and playing music bingo. The kids were so lost during the 70’s & 80’s round and then tried to claim every song in the pop punk 2000’s round “all sounded the same.” You’re just mad it wasn’t all 2010’s you little bitches. 😂
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I’m so close to finishing this project management course but I also want to drown myself with how much of it is basic common sense
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Hustled down to the team store to get a discounted hat for my coast guard buddy. Happens to be in town and we’re all going to the Thursday game too. Thanks Jake Guentzel for activating the sale with a hatty! 🥨🎩🚨🥨🎩🚨🥨🎩🚨

#GoBolts
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Dear Bolts,

Please don’t screw this up. Last time was such a long ride home for our divorce game. They curb stomped you and he’s a gloater. I just want a peaceful ride home.

#GoBolts
November 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Kuch with Tony and Hagel? I like it. #GoBolts
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Dafuq!?
#GoBolts announce that head coach Jon Cooper will miss tonight's game for personal reasons, Jeff Halpern will serve as the head coach on the bench. #TBLightning
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Watching Philly vs Detroit and thinking about how a week ago I was eating at Chickie’s & Pete’s down the street. Take me back. I need more crab fries. 😭
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Stop being mad I turned the light on so the dog can pee. Like I’m disturbing you. 🙄🦎
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
🫠 they had 1 SOG in the 1st and now it’s 5-2
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
OH SO IT’S FULLY IMPLODE IN THE 3RD. I SEE I SEE… 🫩

#GoBolts
Oh so it’s fall apart in the 3rd instead of the 2nd. I see I see. #GoBolts
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Oh so it’s fall apart in the 3rd instead of the 2nd. I see I see. #GoBolts
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This man just looked at me with a straight face and said “did you know Quinn Hughes is short for LaQuinta Hughes?”

He’s not a dad but man does he enjoy a good dad joke. 🤦🏽‍♀️
November 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Uhhhhh that 4th line is fully going bananas tonight. Good job you tall youngsters. #GoBolts
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Quinn Hughes in perpetual torture just existing is always a mood
November 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM