Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude)
@imbecilicusrex.bsky.social
Don't panic, I'm just satanic.
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Apparently it's #Portfolioday (or was that yesterday? I miss a lot of boats).
I like to draw fleshy horrors, mostly. Real talk, though: I'm more into making ̶f̶l̶e̶s̶h̶y̶ ̶horror music: imbecilicusrex.bandcamp.com
I like to draw fleshy horrors, mostly. Real talk, though: I'm more into making ̶f̶l̶e̶s̶h̶y̶ ̶horror music: imbecilicusrex.bandcamp.com
So now my guts are cramping so bad my old-man-get-up-to-pee-at-night includes pissing out my butt.
Fuck IBS.
Fuck IBS.
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
So now my guts are cramping so bad my old-man-get-up-to-pee-at-night includes pissing out my butt.
Fuck IBS.
Fuck IBS.
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This was a really wonderful first-watch. An ambitious SOV horror movie in a world where death has just...stopped. The world has ended because nobody can die anymore. They just keep going, trying not to damage the body they'll be stuck in forever. Sad as hell, really compelling low-budget filmmaking.
October 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This was a really wonderful first-watch. An ambitious SOV horror movie in a world where death has just...stopped. The world has ended because nobody can die anymore. They just keep going, trying not to damage the body they'll be stuck in forever. Sad as hell, really compelling low-budget filmmaking.
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How life has felt since November 2024:
October 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
How life has felt since November 2024:
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the Rat way sanctuary that provides care for rats and that was feature in squeakross needs help!
If you can support them, please consider donating!!
🐀 iwantitratway.com/sanctuary/#w... 🐀
If you can support them, please consider donating!!
🐀 iwantitratway.com/sanctuary/#w... 🐀
October 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
the Rat way sanctuary that provides care for rats and that was feature in squeakross needs help!
If you can support them, please consider donating!!
🐀 iwantitratway.com/sanctuary/#w... 🐀
If you can support them, please consider donating!!
🐀 iwantitratway.com/sanctuary/#w... 🐀
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A tiny spider crawled into our fire alarm and kept setting it off.
October 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
A tiny spider crawled into our fire alarm and kept setting it off.
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Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class https://theonion.com/impressionable-teen-falls-in-with-wrong-socioeconomic-class/
October 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class https://theonion.com/impressionable-teen-falls-in-with-wrong-socioeconomic-class/
As much as I despise religion, it's super awesome to see so many people of faith standing up against the abuses of this administration.
I'll stand gladly by anyone of any faith if they're a good person.
I'll stand gladly by anyone of any faith if they're a good person.
October 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
As much as I despise religion, it's super awesome to see so many people of faith standing up against the abuses of this administration.
I'll stand gladly by anyone of any faith if they're a good person.
I'll stand gladly by anyone of any faith if they're a good person.
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Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career https://theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-india-to-begin-psychedelic-free-love-phase-of-career/
October 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career https://theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-india-to-begin-psychedelic-free-love-phase-of-career/
Last night my gut-pain stress dream was being in a match with a hacker who completely changed my windows settings during the match to some ugly custom mess.
It was the kind of thing I would have installed in 2002 thinking it looked cool even though it was horrendous.
It was the kind of thing I would have installed in 2002 thinking it looked cool even though it was horrendous.
October 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Last night my gut-pain stress dream was being in a match with a hacker who completely changed my windows settings during the match to some ugly custom mess.
It was the kind of thing I would have installed in 2002 thinking it looked cool even though it was horrendous.
It was the kind of thing I would have installed in 2002 thinking it looked cool even though it was horrendous.
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October 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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When musicians don’t know how to end a song, they just fade out. I think other writers should do that too. Sketch comedy, screenwriting, playwrights. Have everyone talk softer and softer as they slowly sneak off stage.
Novelists can end chapters with gradually shrinking type.
Novelists can end chapters with gradually shrinking type.
October 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
When musicians don’t know how to end a song, they just fade out. I think other writers should do that too. Sketch comedy, screenwriting, playwrights. Have everyone talk softer and softer as they slowly sneak off stage.
Novelists can end chapters with gradually shrinking type.
Novelists can end chapters with gradually shrinking type.
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so apparently it’s still arson even if you’re the birthday girl
October 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
so apparently it’s still arson even if you’re the birthday girl
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to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game
October 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game
Despite my utter failure to grow pink oyster mushrooms deliberately, I found a bunch growing out from my (also failing) compost bin, likely from a bin that got infected by mold I tossed out a while back.
I guess I just need to throw the dice with these guys outdoors.
I guess I just need to throw the dice with these guys outdoors.
October 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Despite my utter failure to grow pink oyster mushrooms deliberately, I found a bunch growing out from my (also failing) compost bin, likely from a bin that got infected by mold I tossed out a while back.
I guess I just need to throw the dice with these guys outdoors.
I guess I just need to throw the dice with these guys outdoors.
I will likely never understand why Nihilism is considered a bad thing.
I am but a mote of dust in the cosmos and happy for it. I choose what I value and love it all the more for it's fragility.
I want no gods, no masters, and have none. I am free.
I can eat the whole goddamn bag chips I want to.
I am but a mote of dust in the cosmos and happy for it. I choose what I value and love it all the more for it's fragility.
I want no gods, no masters, and have none. I am free.
I can eat the whole goddamn bag chips I want to.
October 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I will likely never understand why Nihilism is considered a bad thing.
I am but a mote of dust in the cosmos and happy for it. I choose what I value and love it all the more for it's fragility.
I want no gods, no masters, and have none. I am free.
I can eat the whole goddamn bag chips I want to.
I am but a mote of dust in the cosmos and happy for it. I choose what I value and love it all the more for it's fragility.
I want no gods, no masters, and have none. I am free.
I can eat the whole goddamn bag chips I want to.
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Grammar comes from the same root as glamor; "gramarie" is an old word for magic.
Therefore if you know how to write properly, you are a witch.
Therefore if you know how to write properly, you are a witch.
September 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Grammar comes from the same root as glamor; "gramarie" is an old word for magic.
Therefore if you know how to write properly, you are a witch.
Therefore if you know how to write properly, you are a witch.
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this is my happy place
October 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
this is my happy place
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Will just leave this clip here of Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings talking about what’s wrong with America from a 1991 interview and it’s still all very true today
April 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Will just leave this clip here of Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings talking about what’s wrong with America from a 1991 interview and it’s still all very true today
Yeah buddy!
Time for AT&T to arbitrarily kick me off the network again because my phone is not one of their own carrier locked PoS bloatware filled thing LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!
Time for AT&T to arbitrarily kick me off the network again because my phone is not one of their own carrier locked PoS bloatware filled thing LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!
September 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Yeah buddy!
Time for AT&T to arbitrarily kick me off the network again because my phone is not one of their own carrier locked PoS bloatware filled thing LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!
Time for AT&T to arbitrarily kick me off the network again because my phone is not one of their own carrier locked PoS bloatware filled thing LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!
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Good morning Bluesky !
September 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Good morning Bluesky !
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Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World https://theonion.com/sumerians-look-on-in-confusion-as-god-creates-world-1819571221/
September 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World https://theonion.com/sumerians-look-on-in-confusion-as-god-creates-world-1819571221/