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Imbecilicus Rex, P.H.D. (Pretty Hairy Dude)
@imbecilicusrex.bsky.social
Don't panic, I'm just satanic.
October 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Despite my utter failure to grow pink oyster mushrooms deliberately, I found a bunch growing out from my (also failing) compost bin, likely from a bin that got infected by mold I tossed out a while back.

I guess I just need to throw the dice with these guys outdoors.
October 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Yeah buddy!

Time for AT&T to arbitrarily kick me off the network again because my phone is not one of their own carrier locked PoS bloatware filled thing LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!
September 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
September 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
September 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I understand the physics, but I really hate how massively directional instrument speakers are. The off-axis roll-off is HUGE.

There are ways to minimize this effect but I've never seen them implemented in commercial setups.

Oh well. 🤷‍♂️

(And yes, my cab is dusty and gaudy, thanks for noticing.)
August 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My "post" and "cancel" options are invisible. I have to poke around until something happens now.

RIP useable interface. 🙄
August 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I went to one of the worst schools within the worst school system in the US at the time (grad 2004).

I am genuinely shocked that kids are getting even worse educations now.

...but then I remember how routinely defunding and dismantling the education system has been a thing since before I was born.
July 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Anyway, not that I've saved the world by complaining, have a picture of my dog after tuckering himself out playing fetch like a goober:
July 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
July 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Why did 'Merica elect Pat Bateman's idol president twice‽

This book mentions Donnie Taco Trump multiple times, unfavorably (e.g. favorable to the rapacious, vile protagonist), and was published in 1991.
June 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
They look like they put cayenne in my coffee and are waiting nearby to see my reaction.
June 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This little @#&% climbed up my shirt and pooped on me!

#gecko #gargoyle_gecko
June 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Don't worry, he only *looks* sad all the time.
June 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Ancient alien/advanced tech claims, possibly that really weird one about the giant spirals supposedly under the pyramids.

(Bonus Baphy:)
May 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My mother-in-law to my wife and I, both longtime atheists: "I know you don't believe in god, but pray to whatever your higher power is for me..."

🤦
May 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
No commentary needed.

(Except if you're wondering, that's a Baphy plush from @emmathorne.bsky.social)
May 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Gee, thanks, #DOGE. 🙄
April 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My best guess for the future is the Deus Ex timeline (with more traditional racism mixed in to the tech-oligarch-victim racism) transitioning directly into Warhammer 40k but without the golden age of high tech peace in between now and endless war.
April 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Found these while unpacking. They're vintage, as in from his first term.

Oh, how I yearn for better, less apocalyptic days. Days of simple national embarrassment...
April 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Apparently it's #Portfolioday (or was that yesterday? I miss a lot of boats).

I like to draw fleshy horrors, mostly. Real talk, though: I'm more into making ̶f̶l̶e̶s̶h̶y̶ ̶horror music: imbecilicusrex.bandcamp.com
April 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Lunchfast is served!
April 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Almost forgot the parmesan.
April 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Lunch pizzas: Bunapi mushroom, slow-baked asparagus tomato sauce, two types of mozz.

Two are sauce-up, two are cheese-up.
April 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Can we all at least agree this scam is hilariously bold?
March 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM