sir fartsalot
@iloveamongus634.bsky.social
y'all coochie ever itch right under the flap
im addicted to pooping
January 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
im addicted to pooping
im so drunk i forgot yoire not supposed to drink mouthwash
January 15, 2025 at 9:36 AM
im so drunk i forgot yoire not supposed to drink mouthwash
do you think the squid games island is carbon neutral send tweet
January 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
do you think the squid games island is carbon neutral send tweet
i hate taylor swift
December 27, 2024 at 6:53 PM
i hate taylor swift
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Everyone on Bluesky knows what The Odyssey is, right?
Right?
Right?
December 26, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Everyone on Bluesky knows what The Odyssey is, right?
Right?
Right?
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When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that
December 27, 2024 at 5:21 PM
When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that
hahaha man it sure smells like matterdog in here
December 23, 2024 at 8:11 AM
hahaha man it sure smells like matterdog in here
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Seems I might need to clarify - Adam is currently playing the Emcee in Cabaret at the Kit Kat Club on Broadway. He’s wonderful in the role, a terrific colleague, and a sweetheart. (I’m also in the show, so I heard him do this from my dressing room.)
Omg Adam Lambert’s voice is INSANE. He just did something in a song during this matinee that. . . Holy moly that VOICE.💕🌟
December 22, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Seems I might need to clarify - Adam is currently playing the Emcee in Cabaret at the Kit Kat Club on Broadway. He’s wonderful in the role, a terrific colleague, and a sweetheart. (I’m also in the show, so I heard him do this from my dressing room.)
these people dont even know about the letter of resignation sitting in my car rn
December 8, 2024 at 9:57 PM
these people dont even know about the letter of resignation sitting in my car rn
ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPPERS: THE COFFEE IS HITTING
December 4, 2024 at 8:45 PM
ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPPERS: THE COFFEE IS HITTING
ON MEIN GOTT THERES BREASTENSNORKEN?
im watching showgirls, this is more lesbian than most of the porn that i watch
December 2, 2024 at 9:44 PM
ON MEIN GOTT THERES BREASTENSNORKEN?
im watching showgirls, this is more lesbian than most of the porn that i watch
December 2, 2024 at 9:42 PM
im watching showgirls, this is more lesbian than most of the porn that i watch
i got arrested :(
im taking a huge shit i sure hope my jailbreak game on roblox doesnt time out while im gone
December 2, 2024 at 9:03 PM
i got arrested :(
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im taking a huge shit i sure hope my jailbreak game on roblox doesnt time out while im gone
December 2, 2024 at 7:26 PM
im taking a huge shit i sure hope my jailbreak game on roblox doesnt time out while im gone
im taking a huge shit i sure hope my jailbreak game on roblox doesnt time out while im gone
December 2, 2024 at 7:26 PM
im taking a huge shit i sure hope my jailbreak game on roblox doesnt time out while im gone
ATTENTION MY FELLOW AMERICANS!!!
i am pooping (in the toilet)
i am pooping (in the toilet)
December 1, 2024 at 11:28 PM
ATTENTION MY FELLOW AMERICANS!!!
i am pooping (in the toilet)
i am pooping (in the toilet)
my car sputters when i press the gas but at least the starbucks is playing tears dry on their own by amy winehouse
November 28, 2024 at 3:22 PM
my car sputters when i press the gas but at least the starbucks is playing tears dry on their own by amy winehouse
adderall farts go crazy, i think i just shit my pants
November 28, 2024 at 2:25 PM
adderall farts go crazy, i think i just shit my pants
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It's important to remove yourself from any space where stress becomes overwhelming. If your baby is annoying you leave them at home and go for a drive. Spend the night in a hotel if you have to. Prioritize your mental health ❤️
November 27, 2024 at 5:20 PM
It's important to remove yourself from any space where stress becomes overwhelming. If your baby is annoying you leave them at home and go for a drive. Spend the night in a hotel if you have to. Prioritize your mental health ❤️
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me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
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Huge win from @franzanth.bsky.social creating a Content Scraper Blocklist: bsky.app/profile/cont...
It's a blocklist for the kinds of engagement bait accounts that repost stolen content, often with misleading captions.
It's a blocklist for the kinds of engagement bait accounts that repost stolen content, often with misleading captions.
November 26, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Huge win from @franzanth.bsky.social creating a Content Scraper Blocklist: bsky.app/profile/cont...
It's a blocklist for the kinds of engagement bait accounts that repost stolen content, often with misleading captions.
It's a blocklist for the kinds of engagement bait accounts that repost stolen content, often with misleading captions.
why is dating so hard, literally just should be single forever. or like become a nun. i dont like dating, i like being in the middle of a relationship. the beginning part blows
November 26, 2024 at 5:43 AM
why is dating so hard, literally just should be single forever. or like become a nun. i dont like dating, i like being in the middle of a relationship. the beginning part blows
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Anyone different from me, should be killed!
November 21, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Anyone different from me, should be killed!