Michael
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Fact-Checking Trump On Crime theonion.com/fact-ch...
August 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Naught but a leap to the left
And thanne a clockwyse tread;
Put thyne handes on thyne hippes,
And be thy knees yn-gatheréd:
Lo, it ys the pelvique thruste
That maketh mirthe down to rayne -
Let us do the Tyme Warpe agayne!
August 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
August 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Cyberpunke dystopia ys a cautionarye tale not a businesse plan
August 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Man: Father, I must make a confession
Priest: Tell me what sins ail you, my son
Man: I can't stop thinking about bare-naked ladies!
Priest: And how long has it been since your last confession?
Man: IT'S BEEN~
August 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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You just gotta LOVE MAD MAGAZINE!!!
August 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Both of my parents were immigrants. Like other immigrants they came ( mum from Ireland, dad from Australia) for the opportunities America offered. The minute we, for any reason, begin to think of ourselves as ‘better’ than the most impoverished immigrant, we are morally lost
August 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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How animals are being saved from the war everyday on the frontlines.

#Ukraine

📹vet.crew/animalsinukraine
May 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I love when I learn about a new, real thing courtesy of a beautiful roasting by the Onion.
March 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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If you really wanted a Philosopher King, America, he was RIGHT THERE.
February 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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I fucked up someone’s pronouns yesterday (no excuse, I fucked up) and a poster kindly reminded me of the correct ones.

Listen. You can correct me on that anytime. Correct me on my birthday. Correct me on my deathbed.

Because despite what terrible people say, your identity MATTERS.
February 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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The prople who can’t figure out preferred pronouns are using “The Gulf of America” with zero issues.
February 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Maybe even pan-x-ual, what with so many X-Men.

It's *ahem* Uncanny.
February 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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February 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Jane Eyre
Jane Watir
Jane Erthe
Jane Fyre

Long ago, the four Janes lived togethir yn harmonye...

Until the Fyre Janes attackid.
February 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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✨🎲 A TIMELINE OF TEN YEARS OF TALES 🗺 🔍

The threads of a decade of adventure weave together as #CriticalRole Campaign 3's epic finale approaches this Thursday! Feeling lost in all the lore? Let his handy timeline be your guide as it succinctly summarizes our heroes' journey across Exandria!
February 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Obviously news to literally nobody ... but I think Instagram has a bot problem.

They aren't even trying.

#AttackOfTheClones
February 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
He was quite a smart man, that Adams fellow.
“It is difficult to be sat on all day, every day, by some other creature, without forming an opinion on them.

On the other hand, it is perfectly possible to sit all day, every day, on top of another creature and not have the slightest thought about them whatsoever.”

Douglas Adams
February 3, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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I'm sure this post has gone around again lately. Gamers getting their turn.
January 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Pro¹ tip: If you need a four day weekend, just show up to work on Thursday². Fill a small amount of boiling water into a drinking receptacle and then proceed to forget how physics works and cover yourself in said water.

¹ Not actually a pro, general advice only.

² Never got the hang of Thursdays.
January 16, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Must be a Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursday's.
My idols are dead, my enemies are in power and the toaster’s been laughing at me
January 16, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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December 19, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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For those of you who don't know why Donald is *obsessed* with wind turbines ("windmills" in his juvenile vocabulary), he sued Scotland to remove turbines in the North Sea, claiming they ruined views from his golf hotel. He lost the case. And had to pay Scotland $290,000. He's still butthurt over it.
January 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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This is probably my most favorite animation I've ever done in Blender

Hugo says trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️
January 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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I can't be bothered to start a Bluesky account for Heavy Blog is Heavy but we used to do this thing on Twitter where we gave $100 to trans, non-binary, and queer artists. I'm going to do it from this profile.

So, if you're a trans, queer, or non-binary artist, post your link. I will buy your album
January 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM