Michael
ilostalim.bsky.social
Michael
@ilostalim.bsky.social
"Men sports, girl dance"

— Kevin Sorbo's brain before it nodded off again.
August 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Also Lucy roasting Kevin on a regular basis is about the only thing to miss from Twitter.
August 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Wait, is he one of those "heteros" I keep hearing about?
August 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Reposted by Michael
Man: Father, I must make a confession
Priest: Tell me what sins ail you, my son
Man: I can't stop thinking about bare-naked ladies!
Priest: And how long has it been since your last confession?
Man: IT'S BEEN~
August 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'm pretty sure that gif is going to have me humming John Williams all morning.
August 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I second this motion!
August 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Taking one look at them, they are an AI tool that screens for other AI tool usage in n resumes etc.

Either an underpaid socials manager tried to turn your post into their ad... Or they just let the AI write their own comments.
August 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
More of a response than your snide comment earned.
August 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I mean the ICE recruitment video he's rightfully being dragged for had an inset picture of him as Superman from back in the day whilst playing John Williams' iconic theme from the Chris Reeves movies ...
August 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Must be really weird to have your blood boil whilst you're freezing to death.

For those playing the home game, the average core temperature for a human is ≈37°C.

Anything below 35°C and you're going to start to get symptoms of hypothermia.

A core temp of 28°C is going to be a really bad time.
June 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
That is a great cosplay. I also love that you've got your comm badge pulling double duty there.
March 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
As well as what they're paid to not-see 👀
February 26, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Mostly because the grease on his face is so repulsed by him it's trying to escape upwards.
February 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Reposted by Michael
Maybe even pan-x-ual, what with so many X-Men.

It's *ahem* Uncanny.
February 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM