Tim Purcell
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Tim Purcell
@ilionitus.bsky.social
Mohawk Valley/Adirondacks born & raised. SoCal for decades. Retired public employee. Gig Harbor WA. MAGAts blocked immediately
I was just watching New Day Northwest and NBC broke in with a “Special Report”. My heart rose for second and then sank again when I realized it was just him fucking shit up again.
August 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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What better way to observe the end of slavery than a rich old white man yelling to work harder.
June 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Gig Harbor WA ❤️
June 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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This is the energy we need
June 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I hope Trump finds the stairs to Hell easier to navigate.
June 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Working stiffs & retirees - shut up and take your medicine. Rich people- trough is back open! All you can eat!
April 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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At this point you could convince me we all died during COVID and are now living in hell.
April 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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"Being Broke is better than Being Woke."

I predict MAGA will be saying this by Monday.
April 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.
April 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Me either. I was sure my father helped with that 80 odd years ago when he caught some shrapnel in the spine in Salerno.
February 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Well, he *is* a dick
February 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This is all of us⬇️
I go back and forth from "WTF did he do now?" and "I'm done paying attention; just tell me when he's dead."
February 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
True.
Yes, elections have consequences. Fortunately for all of us, consequences also have consequences.
February 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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I just signed an executive order that everyone in the American government needs to tell Elon Musk "FUCK OFF!" at east five times a day.

Yes, the number is low, but it's a start.
February 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
@trentonhawley.bsky.social Your here! Welcome 😁
February 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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I you want to steal social security numbers:

1) You can send a fraudulent email pretending to be from a bank claiming the recipient needs to change their password, provide a link to a misnamed website, and prompt them to enter their SS number; or

2) Send some kids to take over Treasury computers.
February 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Senate phone lines jammed. I just tried Maria Cantwell’s office. Keep calling! No approvals on any appointments!
February 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀
February 3, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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yyyyyeah maybe we shouldn’t just “relax”
Intelligence officials are starting to leak to me now too. Here’s a memo Defense Intelligence Agency personnel received instructing them to suspend observances including:
- Holocaust Remembrance Day
- MLK Day
- Juneteenth
January 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The City of Utica NY in NY21, Stefanik’s district. The second chance city that has returned from the rust belt ashes thanks in large part to immigrants states the obvious. Italians & Poles in the last century. Bosnians, Afghans & Africans lately. Immigrants are the heart of America.
January 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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[finger to earpiece] I’m here on the ground and can report the giant imaginary faucet is ON, I repeat, the giant imaginary faucet is on, back to you, Bob

[camera light goes off] what the hell is this felonious fuck babbling about now
January 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
“ Obviously & blatantly unconstitutional”. No shit! Thank you AG Brown & fellow patriotic Washingtonians!
January 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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My eyes are up here, Screech.
January 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Bernie Sanders is undefeated in inauguration shade.
January 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM