Upside Down Turtle
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Upside Down Turtle
@iliketuttles.bsky.social
Dude just like flip me back over. Just a light kick. Cmon man I’m starving and frustrated.
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thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event
November 28, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Johni Broome is like a wolf on coke. Best player in NCAA basketball.
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I hate how Auburn b ball is dominating and I STILL have to talk about how shitty the officiating is.
November 27, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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I just leave this here.....
November 27, 2024 at 12:18 PM
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“And it comes with our house-made ketchup”

you know what, fuck you
November 27, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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anyone else have the problem of being too cool and strong? so that its hard to type on your phone because you crush it with your powerful muscles? haha anyway im going to go cook a delicious dinner for myself. too bad nobody else gets too enjoy that. oh wlel
November 26, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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If I were Drake, instead of legally testifying that Kendrick hurt my feelings, I would simply release a single good song.
November 26, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison
November 27, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Split Thanksgiving into two holidays; one for fighting family and one for pretending not to want to fight family.
November 26, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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Too many previous Packers contenders couldn't play the style they needed in January.

THIS version can. And it took a QB injury, an inspired August trade, and *gasp* paying a running back in free agency to get there.
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Josh Jacobs and Matt LaFleur can freeze the tundra at Lambeau Field once again
The knock on Aaron Rodgers playoff teams, especially at Lambeau Field, was an inability to play a style of football that fit the lore. That's changing.
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November 26, 2024 at 2:08 PM
WAR. EAGLE. BITCHES
November 26, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Iowa State is no joke. If Auburn B Ball pulls this out, I will shit a brick. Best weekend I could ask for.
November 26, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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Normalize throwing shit at politicians💩💩
November 25, 2024 at 2:01 PM
It’s pretty evil that the cure for too much alcohol is more alcohol. A viscous cycle.
November 25, 2024 at 3:34 PM
The 49ers will forever be a terrible “I almost got there” NFL team. They have to pull out history books to justify themselves.
November 25, 2024 at 3:01 AM
BUM BUM BAB BA DUM DUM DUM
GO PSCK GOOOOOOO
November 25, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Normalize venmo requesting your conservative family members for the Tariff bump
November 24, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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my favorite red hot chili peppers lyric is “do a little dance and then i drink a little water”. because that’s just good advice
November 24, 2024 at 7:25 AM
HAHAHAHA War Eagle, Aggies!!!
November 24, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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If you go to a Wicked showing and start singing they should be allowed to beat you with popcorn bags. Them babies came to hear Ariana Grande and Cynthia Eviro, not Pam from the community theater troupe. GROW UP.
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 PM
It sucks that the airport is one of the worst places to get arrested. It’s probably where I’ve wanted to get in the most fist fights.
November 23, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Daylights savings is such a scam. Why do I get seasonal depression so some farmer children can toil in the field?
November 23, 2024 at 1:32 AM