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Ana 🍂
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I left Twitter and now I'm here.
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it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught
July 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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If you really want to see Oblivion this week, just check your 401k!!!!!
April 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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He take egg
He take job
Now he take mario
April 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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this might be the funniest message you could have leaked due to poor OPSEC
March 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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It's dire, folks.
March 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Guess I'm getting old, but I prefer when folks move slow and build things and when research is correct rather than fast.

Any idiot can break things and be wrong real quick.
February 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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February 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Caves of Qud
February 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Me, every time I drink a Ramune: I want that fucking marble so bad
January 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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The Crow
January 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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May as well dive right in.

Did you know that dogs in ancient Mesopotamia also refused to drop the ball?

According to a Sumerian proverb, “The dog understands ‘Take it!’ It does not understand ‘Put it down!’”

Source: cdli.mpiwg-berlin.mpg.de/artifacts/34...
November 13, 2024 at 11:20 AM
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professor x: what's your superpower?

ostrich: i lay big egg

professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast

ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
June 2, 2023 at 2:27 PM
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Samurai Chocobo 🍃
December 7, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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KIM KITSURAGI - “You need to get your shit together.”

YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!”

KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”
November 25, 2024 at 5:21 AM
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It's finally getting cold, and the birds are becoming
r o u n d
November 25, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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indie game dev with ROGUELIKE and DECKBUILDER tattooed on theiyr knuckles and they got way too many fingers as well
November 22, 2024 at 11:25 PM
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Ea-nāṣir is the recipient of the world’s oldest complaint letter. He’s reportedly the worst businessman of the 18th century, a mediocre conman whose actions should have him put out of business. Is this fair?

Here’s a thread on the most up-to-date research on this captivating figure.
November 22, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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It finally happened.

I've gotten old enough that an emeritus pundit like Jonathan Haidt (60 years old) can complain about kids today not playing video games in the *healthy way that he did in his youth*.

The generational moral panic cycle is truly incredible.

maxread.substack.com/p/why-do-we-...
April 12, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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I just think it’s polite to talk to corvids
November 17, 2023 at 8:12 PM
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I don’t want to alarm anyone but, there’s an ill omen on the wind
December 23, 2023 at 5:39 PM
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Winter Roaming
December 30, 2023 at 4:23 PM
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every RPG should have an option to set your outfit separately from the gear you wear for stats

do not make me choose between fashion and an optimal build!
me constantly torn between putting everyone in the best armor and then looking at my party and saying "you fucking minmax twerps"
December 28, 2023 at 5:15 PM
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Through the Mossy Woods 🌿
December 26, 2023 at 5:45 PM