The Oscar nominations are tomorrow morning, and honestly, the opportunity to spend a couple of hours diving into a pool of utterly consequence-free arcana in which I am expert has never felt more welcome.

Life fuck
Is your
Short friends 💕

people tell you the best thing about having written a book is getting to call yourself a published author or sharing your vision with the world but really the best thing about having written a book is that you don't have to write it anymore

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other

A lot of you haven't listened to possum kingdom in a long time and it shows

(on a first date) and the restaurant they open in the last scene has rat accommodations visible in the kitchen so they wouldnt have been allowed to open unless paris updated its health codes. or bribery. okay thats every plot hole in Ratatouille. you look beautiful tonight by the way. can i kiss you

all streaming services should be required to have the thing plex does where it tells you what time it'll be when the movie is done

maybe is lala land was about a black couple would’ve watched it but there’s something sinister about a white mans passion being jazz

Been casually rewatching Seinfeld again, just finished the Susan arc. Insane they did that, insane they got away with it, top tier TV

We need more fagg*t-themed xmas rom-coms

It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die

Evil queer vampires are so hot