Tess the mess
@idiot-sandwich.bsky.social
a.k.a @dairyslut_ on the dying bird app.
She/her. 31. Autism central.
She/her. 31. Autism central.
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himself and I just spent ten minutes arguing about whether or not it was raining. we were looking out of different windows. it’s raining out the back and sunny out the front. god bless England
October 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
himself and I just spent ten minutes arguing about whether or not it was raining. we were looking out of different windows. it’s raining out the back and sunny out the front. god bless England
Update, we're dating, they're my partners. Also a week after this happened I hooked up with a beautiful man at a party, started dating him a week after that and then started dating his hot ass wife about 2 months later so I'm in
TWO. THROUPLES.
TWO. THROUPLES.
I went on the most magnificent date last night, a second date with a couple I met on Feeld. Usually with couples there's one person who is clearly more into me than the other but these two seem equally interested in me & it's making me feel hopeful in a way I haven't felt in a long time 🥺
October 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Update, we're dating, they're my partners. Also a week after this happened I hooked up with a beautiful man at a party, started dating him a week after that and then started dating his hot ass wife about 2 months later so I'm in
TWO. THROUPLES.
TWO. THROUPLES.
I literally keep forgetting about the existence of this account. I'm so sorry but it's so boring over here, all the messy drama happens on twitter 😭
May 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I literally keep forgetting about the existence of this account. I'm so sorry but it's so boring over here, all the messy drama happens on twitter 😭
New honeymoan album 😍
April 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
New honeymoan album 😍
I just love kissing my friends
March 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I just love kissing my friends
At my house preferably 🙏
tall curvy women unite
March 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
At my house preferably 🙏
I went on the most magnificent date last night, a second date with a couple I met on Feeld. Usually with couples there's one person who is clearly more into me than the other but these two seem equally interested in me & it's making me feel hopeful in a way I haven't felt in a long time 🥺
March 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I went on the most magnificent date last night, a second date with a couple I met on Feeld. Usually with couples there's one person who is clearly more into me than the other but these two seem equally interested in me & it's making me feel hopeful in a way I haven't felt in a long time 🥺
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it’s crazy that short guys today are surgically extending their legs to be taller. you don’t have to go that far. 200 years ago dudes would just wear a tall hat and everyone was like “looking good, Edwin”
March 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
it’s crazy that short guys today are surgically extending their legs to be taller. you don’t have to go that far. 200 years ago dudes would just wear a tall hat and everyone was like “looking good, Edwin”
Pls help my friend!! He's a trans man with sole custody of two kids & is trying to save money to relocate from North Dakota to Washington
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February 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Pls help my friend!! He's a trans man with sole custody of two kids & is trying to save money to relocate from North Dakota to Washington
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full of soup
February 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
full of soup
Meet my son, Jareth
February 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Meet my son, Jareth
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Something disability justice activists have been screaming about for the last five years and some of you may just now be realizing: eugenicists believe disease is good. They believe themselves part of the “superior” race and that disease clears out the poor and unworthy. 1/
January 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Something disability justice activists have been screaming about for the last five years and some of you may just now be realizing: eugenicists believe disease is good. They believe themselves part of the “superior” race and that disease clears out the poor and unworthy. 1/
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look at this absolute unit
October 17, 2024 at 1:26 PM
look at this absolute unit
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I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
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jesus christ man obviously i know you're pagliacci, i was just tryin to fuckin gas you up a b— oh come on don't cry
January 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
jesus christ man obviously i know you're pagliacci, i was just tryin to fuckin gas you up a b— oh come on don't cry
I don't want to be here but twitter is just slowly getting worser and worserrr and I don't want to lose contact with all my lil internet friends 😭
January 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I don't want to be here but twitter is just slowly getting worser and worserrr and I don't want to lose contact with all my lil internet friends 😭
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Of course when women fail to perform traditional femininity it's their fault, but when men fail to perform traditional maculinity it's everyone else's fault
January 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Of course when women fail to perform traditional femininity it's their fault, but when men fail to perform traditional maculinity it's everyone else's fault
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I think instead of saying “namaste” at yoga we should say “ohhh BIG stretch” like we do with our pets
January 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I think instead of saying “namaste” at yoga we should say “ohhh BIG stretch” like we do with our pets
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Phrenologists back in the day were like “skull issue”
December 29, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Phrenologists back in the day were like “skull issue”
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I will never get over the fact that a-hole and b-hole are the same thing
January 5, 2024 at 1:29 PM
I will never get over the fact that a-hole and b-hole are the same thing
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incredible framing
Jimmy Carter's life was bookended by the publication of The Great Gatsby and the rap battle between Drake and Kendrick, and I think that's beautiful.
December 30, 2024 at 5:40 AM
incredible framing