Dark Hammer
@idark-ihammer.bsky.social
He/Him
Yapper with a garlic allergy
Yapper with a garlic allergy
Date day. Can’t wait to see it glazed and fired.
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Date day. Can’t wait to see it glazed and fired.
New gender neutral bathroom just dropped
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
New gender neutral bathroom just dropped
Me watching the largest city in the US vote for a socialist candidate:
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Me watching the largest city in the US vote for a socialist candidate:
We only have dark roast coffee left in the office and it tastes like drinking a cigarette.
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
We only have dark roast coffee left in the office and it tastes like drinking a cigarette.
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Happy Manatee Appreciation Day
October 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Happy Manatee Appreciation Day
Been waiting for this shit to drop.
Proof of Heaven
YouTube video by Stolen Gin - Topic
music.youtube.com
October 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Been waiting for this shit to drop.
Very well said, David.
I’m so fucking disappointed.
I’m so fucking disappointed.
October 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Very well said, David.
I’m so fucking disappointed.
I’m so fucking disappointed.
Why do zionists insist that bombing children and starving babies are Jewish beliefs?
September 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Why do zionists insist that bombing children and starving babies are Jewish beliefs?
Death is no longer the end anymore.
So sayeth capitalism.
Just let the man rest in peace.
So sayeth capitalism.
Just let the man rest in peace.
For decades, Stan Lee was the king of comic conventions. Now, nearly seven years after his death at the age of 95, he will once again be a presence at L.A. Comic Con, this time as a hologram that will use AI to have conversations with fans.
An AI Stan Lee Hologram Will Speak With Fans at L.A. Comic Con
For decades, Stan Lee was the king of comic conventions. Now, nearly seven years after his death at the age of 95, he will once again be a presence at L.A. Comic Con, this time as a hologram that will use AI to have conversations with fans.
bit.ly
September 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Death is no longer the end anymore.
So sayeth capitalism.
Just let the man rest in peace.
So sayeth capitalism.
Just let the man rest in peace.
Harris Discovers ‘Representation’ Secret Key to Being Elected as Representative
September 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Harris Discovers ‘Representation’ Secret Key to Being Elected as Representative
I’m leaving wine and bread out for Jesus tonight.
September 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I’m leaving wine and bread out for Jesus tonight.
bruhsound2.mp3
labellers can actually be so useful
September 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
bruhsound2.mp3
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Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
September 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
I actually think about this often.
one explanation is that chemicals in the air or water are making everyone stupider every year and we haven’t noticed because we’re all too stupid. this hypothesis would help explain why everything and everyone is really stupid now
September 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I actually think about this often.
This is the take.
September 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This is the take.
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gotta imagine that the jezebel writer is calling that witch back just in case
September 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
gotta imagine that the jezebel writer is calling that witch back just in case
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If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
This would be extremely easy to implement in the US if our government gave a single shit about improving infrastructure.
I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
September 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This would be extremely easy to implement in the US if our government gave a single shit about improving infrastructure.
*Deleting my reply three letters in*
“I don’t care about this.”
“I don’t care about this.”
September 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
*Deleting my reply three letters in*
“I don’t care about this.”
“I don’t care about this.”
Remember the golden rule.
August 31, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Remember the golden rule.
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Hey so just fyi, if you're abandoning trans rights you're abandoning all civil rights
At that point what the fuck is the point of the democracy you're willing to sacrifice trans people for
This actually isn't hard at all, quit making it pretend hard because you finally feel scared too
At that point what the fuck is the point of the democracy you're willing to sacrifice trans people for
This actually isn't hard at all, quit making it pretend hard because you finally feel scared too
August 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hey so just fyi, if you're abandoning trans rights you're abandoning all civil rights
At that point what the fuck is the point of the democracy you're willing to sacrifice trans people for
This actually isn't hard at all, quit making it pretend hard because you finally feel scared too
At that point what the fuck is the point of the democracy you're willing to sacrifice trans people for
This actually isn't hard at all, quit making it pretend hard because you finally feel scared too
Privilege is being able to ‘agree to disagree’ on other peoples’ rights and existence.
I’ll never vote for Gavin Newsom.
I’ll never vote for Gavin Newsom.
If newsom is the candidate I’m voting for him I may not agree with every issue but id rather have him over Trump. This shit is why we have Trump now. People sitting out and not voting
August 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Privilege is being able to ‘agree to disagree’ on other peoples’ rights and existence.
I’ll never vote for Gavin Newsom.
I’ll never vote for Gavin Newsom.
Fawk yua spit on Pete Parsons’ stupid man-child car collection.
August 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Fawk yua spit on Pete Parsons’ stupid man-child car collection.