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It turned out pretty good, I’d say!
The aforementioned ceramic horse, but now glazed and fired. Colors are a bit more vibrant. It looks pretty good on my work desk.
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Date day. Can’t wait to see it glazed and fired.
A ceramic horse, painted to resemble Epona.
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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New gender neutral bathroom just dropped
flutesandpoems says: We DESERVE a day that starts with Dick Cheney dying and ends with Mamdani elected mayor of america.
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Me watching the largest city in the US vote for a socialist candidate:
A man smiling while looking through a chain-link fence, gripping it with each hand, and exclaiming “YES… HA HA HA… YES!” while presumably looking in at some pleasurable sight or outcome.
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Yoshi feet
October 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Very well said, David.
I’m so fucking disappointed.
David Cross’ statement regarding big comedians performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival: MY THOUGHTS ON THE RIYADH COMEDY FESTIVAL I've been asked for my opinion on the Riyadh Comedy Festival and rather than answer the same question 23 times, I'll just put this out here. Oh, and I should preface this with the fact that I was not offered the gig but it should go without saying that there's not enough money for me to help these depraved, awful people put a "fun face" on their crimes against humanity. Here goes: What do you think I think? I am disgusted, and deeply disappointed in this whole gross thing. That people I admire, with unarguable talent, would condone this totalitarian fiefdom for...what, a fourth house? A boat? More sneakers? We can never again take seriously anything these comedians complain about (unless it's complaining that we don't support enough torture and mass executions of journalists and LGBQT peace activists here in the states, or that we don't terrorize enough Americans by flying planes into our buildings). I mean that's it; you have a funny bit about how you don't like Yankee Candles or airport lounges? Okay great, but you're cool with murder and/or the public caning of women who were raped, and by having the audacity to be raped, were guilty of "engaging in adultery"? Got any bits on that? These are some of my HEROES! Now look, some of you folks don't stand for anything so you don't have any credibility to lose, but my god, Dave and Louie and Bill, and Jim? Clearly you guys don't give a shit about what the rest of us think, but how can any of us take any of you seriously ever again? All of your bitching about "cancel culture" and "freedom of speech" and all that shit? Done. You don't get to talk about it ever again. By now we've all seen the contract you had to sign. You're performing for literally, the most oppressive regime on earth. They have SLAVES for fuck's sake!!! I don't understand how being rich can make someone such a whore. Poor people desperate to improve their (or their families lives), sure. Still not acceptable but I can understand the desperation to put food on the table. But this? I mean, it's not like this is some commercial for a wireless service or a betting app. This is truly the definition of "blood money". You might as well do commercials for Lockheed Martin or Zyklon B. Holy shit, I remember the backlash I got for appearing in Alvin and the Chipmunks! You would've thought that I had taken money from a bunch of people responsible for funding Al Qaeda! Unless you open your sets with, "This is dedicated to all of the widows and widowers and kids orphaned by this bloodthirsty oppressive regime especially from the zany shenanigans on 9/11. Never Forget Motherfuckers! Alright, so it's great to be here. I'm gonna be killing it tonight! But in the good way! Straight up. No MbS." then your hypocrisy will never not be noted. -David P.S for anyone who wants to actually spend their money on something worthwhile, the Human Rights Foundation does amazing work. Learn more and donate at https://hrf.org
October 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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This is the take.
Happy Pancake says: Charlie Kirk has been shot. EDIT: it's been announced that he has died. This kind of violence is exactly what the right has and will continue to perpetuate. It is impossible to NOT make this political. I have a really hard time having empathy for people who have encouraged violence towards marginalized people. I will not be praying for Charlie Kirk, I won't be dancing on his grave. This is the America that he helped create. It is a danger to us all, and it's clear that even people in power are not protected. I don't foresee this amounting to any real change. I'm sure conservatives will continue digging their heels in, and this will likely just keep happening. Stay safe out there. x A news headline below reads: Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths 'Unfortunately' Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment
September 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Remember the golden rule.
@frankthemousepie posts: Remember the golden rule of geopolitics: Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. It's everyone's business what's happening in Gaza.
August 31, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Word bubble meme implying the quote from the below post is some shit Brutus would say before stabbing Caesar.
August 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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August 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Image depicts a cordyceps-infected human plastered to a wall. Twitter user Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy says: “me after i have tea at jk rowling's house” This is a reference to images showing black mold gradually moving up the walls of J. K. Rowling’s mansion going as far back as 2022, leading to many jokes and genuine speculation as to whether this mold is the cause for her unhealthy obsession with denying the legitimacy of the trans community (less than 1% of global population) in recent years.
August 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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It feels like a nationwide gas leak playing out.
August 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Lmao
Variety John Oliver slams Dean Cain for joining ICE: "You know, there's an old saying in Hollywood: if all you can get is Dean Cain, you are f*cked." "I'm not saying that ICE isn't finding people. I'm just saying, when you are reduced to pinning a badge on the 59-year-old star of 'The Dog Who Saved Christmas, 'The Dog Who Saved Christmas Vacation, 'The Dog Who Saved Holidays, 'The Dog Who Saved Halloween, 'The Dog Who Saved Easter' and 'The Dog Who Saved Summer, maybe you are in trouble... On the plus side, no need for that guy to wear a mask because the chances of anyone recognizing him are f*cking zero."
August 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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MechaHitler proposed and she said yes.
August 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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It's already today?? What's next? Tomorrow? I can't do this anymore.
August 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Much better. It’s photoshop.
August 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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August 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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July 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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I can rest now.
July 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Dang. They’re here.
The Fantastic Fourskins.
Promotional image for the Fortnite Fantastic 4 collaboration.
July 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Damn, this is tough work,
but worth it.
Clean, pure rebrand of the moronic and childish Kellogg’s logo. Nobody wants to look at that. All will be pure.
July 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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July 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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I’m reptilian. I like my vibrations.
Cold Cuts (feat. Muthi) by McBaise
July 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Glorious
Gremlins Power Cycle
July 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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R. Kelly liked that
July 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM