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Dark Hammer
@idark-ihammer.bsky.social
He/Him

Yapper with a garlic allergy
It turned out pretty good, I’d say!
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It would’ve been easier to just drive a screw into it. I look exactly like Dave when trying to use a hammer.
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Nobody invests in something like this if they intend to leave it forever in a couple of years.
October 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Criticisms of the administration are being labeled as terroristic speech on the basis of it possibly emboldening some psycho to try and kill someone about it.
October 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
With due process being entirely ignored by this administration, I wouldn’t make the argument that ‘not doing anything illegal’ means authorities won’t find something to throw at people to deter them from exercising their rights.
October 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Wait wait wait. We’re signing up for protests now? I just figured we’d spread the event info and people would just show up.
I can see having a sign-in as being a deterrent for bad actors, but throwing personal information around seems sketch.
Then again, I don’t know how to spot a cop in a hoodie.
October 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I so want to see what JD Vance looks like unmelted.
October 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Please normalize this behavior.
October 17, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Naming my son Penis McFreedom as a long bet that he’ll become US president.
October 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I’ve always had a fear of skydrowning. I won’t skyswim, skydive, nothing!
October 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
October 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Damn, that’s romantic.
September 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM