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My wife just said "you know, this is life", and I of course replied "touch my bum", but it turns out she'd never heard the Cheeky Girls song so now I can't go back in the kitchen
October 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Think it shows the insanity of the last two months that this is a starting election slogan.
Annnnnd we're off. Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has just called a snap election for April 28.

"We [need] to act to fight the Americans," Carney just told reporters in Ottawa.

Over the past week, Carney has been working on new military and defensive deals with Australia, France, and the UK.
March 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Thought Mother's Day was today so made my mum a nice stir-fry dinner and mojitos but turns out it's next week. What a fucking waste of my time.
March 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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France has warned Donald Trump against trying to invade Greenland by military force or economic coercion.

French foreign minister Jean-Noel Barrot said the European Union would not “let other nations of the world attack its sovereign borders, whoever they are”.
March 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Don't be afraid to call things by what they are. MAGA is a terrorist organization, ICE is a secret police force conducting Ethnic Cleansing, Elon Musk is an oligarch, and Trump is a foreign backed coup d'état figurehead. This is not an administration, this is a regime, and your country is occupied.
March 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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America hasn’t felt this upside down since I was a child in an internment camp.
March 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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My bf just accidentally sent his boss a link that was meant for me. If this post gets 50 likes I will tell you what the link was.
February 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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This is a VERY Bluesky thing and I need people to try and do this for a week and see if it becomes habit. If you see a post that might be a big joke/shitpost/combination of both, find it in your heart to not reply with something serious. Just try it for ONE WEEK. It could revolutionise this website.
February 25, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Marbury v Madison is a seminal case from 1803 that holds that the federal courts must determine the constitutionality of the actions of the other two branches of government. Hope that helps, Stephen.
February 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Tonight's the night!

See my climate comedy on Live At The Apollo, 9.45pm GMT on BBC2 and iPlayer

"Comedy royalty and fresh new faces", but which am I? Watch and find out 😂
February 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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What a day.
I think we all could do with a laugh.
Handily enough, there's this, tomorrow.

We survived a bot attack at the weekend (I know, seriously?) but still here to tell the tale, with tix available to reserve for £1 (pay what you want on the night).

tinyurl.com/sofunnytues
January 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Tell you what, I don't usually get jingoistic but Brits do this shit so much better than America. Exit poll tells you more or less who the next PM is BANG and then about 10-14 hours later they just head in to Number 10 waving at cameras. Bish bash bosh. Done.
January 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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What a day. Met so many lovely people; small shop owners, people opening shops, other amazing makers all around me, some possible collaborations and just so many lovely conversation. It’s such an overwhelming experience and pretty exhausting but I’m buzzing
#TradeFair 💙
January 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.
January 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Justice is coming... eventually. ⚖️

#MartinLutherKingDay2025
January 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Looking over the Trello of upcoming SoFunny gigs (yeah, I'm that guy) - it reads like a list of "comedians you absolutely should see in a small venue while you still can":
Alison Spittle
Esther Manito
Lorna Rose Treen
Mark Thomas
Mark Simmons
Mitch Benn
Philip Simon
more...

tinyurl.com/sofunnytues
SoFunny Tuesdays!
London's friendliest comedy nights...Every Tues...
tinyurl.com
January 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Oh myyy, a million followers here at The Good Place! That’s an unexpected milestone, especially in my 88th time going ‘round the sun.

Let’s make the world a bit of a better place together, shall we?
January 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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A single US pro MAGA / pro Brexit / pro Reform / pro Musk / pro Russia bot account is the origin of the #TrudeauMustGo hashtag.

It was amplified by disinformation networks and MAGA movement collaborators. #cdnpoli

threadreaderapp.com/thread/11834...
January 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Happy felon #FAFO day! Even though this sentencing won’t have much teeth, the fact that he will go down in history as a felon burns his biscuits.

And I am here for it!
January 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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January 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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None of the music streamers are perfect, and some seem inherently destructive to the music ecosystem, but Bandcamp seems the most authentic way for musicians and listeners to connect.

I’ll be doing Bandcamp exclusives this year so do follow if you’d like to hear them.

michaelprice.bandcamp.com
January 8, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Why are we ignoring the Fourteenth Amendment-Section 3?

#NeverForgetJanuary6th
January 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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The best venue in Edinburgh with a brilliant comedian. Definitely won’t be the last time, it’s a great show saw it last year and it’s a must see.
HELLO. I am making my Monkey Barrel debut!!! Edinburgh residents, I will be performing my 2024 show, Class of 2000, one more time: February 4th @ 8pm. That's right, one month from today! Excited to finally play this epic venue.

TICKETS: seatplan.seetickets.com/tour/sooz-ke...
January 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Call your Congressperson and Senators 202-224-3121 or text Resistbot 50409: ask them to invoke Amendment 14 Article 3 of US constition
December 30, 2024 at 1:17 PM