Ian
@ianverma.bsky.social
Subtraction and division doesn’t exist
August 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Subtraction and division doesn’t exist
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With Google rolling out AI age checkers to spy on you to determine your age, here are some ways kids can beat it:
Repeatedly Google "forgot my phone pin" and "what is [slang term"
Watch the Dodo
Post Minions memes
Repeatedly Google "forgot my phone pin" and "what is [slang term"
Watch the Dodo
Post Minions memes
August 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
With Google rolling out AI age checkers to spy on you to determine your age, here are some ways kids can beat it:
Repeatedly Google "forgot my phone pin" and "what is [slang term"
Watch the Dodo
Post Minions memes
Repeatedly Google "forgot my phone pin" and "what is [slang term"
Watch the Dodo
Post Minions memes
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Who decided to run this ad... ON TUMBLR???
July 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Who decided to run this ad... ON TUMBLR???
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Rare example of font humor.
July 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Rare example of font humor.
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why did this make me laugh
July 3, 2025 at 11:31 AM
why did this make me laugh
Some people don't like it when I'm being punny but others think its punderful
June 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Some people don't like it when I'm being punny but others think its punderful
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What fun to discover £7,000 of book royalties, due today, aren't actually going to be paid. Not today. Maybe not ever.
So now it's time for yet another round of "What Do I Tell My Mortgage Provider?", and a quick game of "How Do I Feed My Dog?"
Fuck you, publishing. What a turd of a profession.
So now it's time for yet another round of "What Do I Tell My Mortgage Provider?", and a quick game of "How Do I Feed My Dog?"
Fuck you, publishing. What a turd of a profession.
May 30, 2025 at 9:57 AM
What fun to discover £7,000 of book royalties, due today, aren't actually going to be paid. Not today. Maybe not ever.
So now it's time for yet another round of "What Do I Tell My Mortgage Provider?", and a quick game of "How Do I Feed My Dog?"
Fuck you, publishing. What a turd of a profession.
So now it's time for yet another round of "What Do I Tell My Mortgage Provider?", and a quick game of "How Do I Feed My Dog?"
Fuck you, publishing. What a turd of a profession.
After thorough research, I have determined it is easier to do the work than avoid it.
Knowing this, I will not be changing anything
Knowing this, I will not be changing anything
May 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
After thorough research, I have determined it is easier to do the work than avoid it.
Knowing this, I will not be changing anything
Knowing this, I will not be changing anything
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April 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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April 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Could you ever have imagined you would see a headline like this in your lifetime
April 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Could you ever have imagined you would see a headline like this in your lifetime
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[top of mount everest]
THEM: we made it!
ME: now it’s time for an ever rest!
*gets pushed off*
THEM: we made it!
ME: now it’s time for an ever rest!
*gets pushed off*
April 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
[top of mount everest]
THEM: we made it!
ME: now it’s time for an ever rest!
*gets pushed off*
THEM: we made it!
ME: now it’s time for an ever rest!
*gets pushed off*
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Am I depressed because of what's happening or am I depressed because of the people who somehow didn't see it coming?
Both. It's both.
Both. It's both.
April 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Am I depressed because of what's happening or am I depressed because of the people who somehow didn't see it coming?
Both. It's both.
Both. It's both.
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that.”
— George Carlin
— George Carlin
April 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that.”
— George Carlin
— George Carlin
I cannot escape the suffering and pain we call life.
April 6, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I cannot escape the suffering and pain we call life.
The dichotomy between wanting to keep track of American politics as it will affect you and wanting to see things other than America on social media
March 26, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The dichotomy between wanting to keep track of American politics as it will affect you and wanting to see things other than America on social media
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March 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Hi, I’m God.
And I’m joining the “Fight the Oligarchy” tour!
Um, if they’ll have Me.
And I’m joining the “Fight the Oligarchy” tour!
Um, if they’ll have Me.
March 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Hi, I’m God.
And I’m joining the “Fight the Oligarchy” tour!
Um, if they’ll have Me.
And I’m joining the “Fight the Oligarchy” tour!
Um, if they’ll have Me.