ianthetexan.bsky.social
ianthetexan.bsky.social
@ianthetexan.bsky.social
There's a special thrill in leaning over to your friend and whispering something snarky after a movie trailer.

"I'd get drunk and see that" is my personal seal of approval for 'entertaining but dumb'. Like Bullet Train. Underappreciated, better with a few drinks, third act is kind of a let down.
July 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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you'd think painting these guys as enemies of working people everywhere would be a layup but instead dems are tinkering with messaging "freedom" and "abundance"
July 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Multiple large accounts today have posted “the girls are fighting” or something similar. Carol nails it. That’s not what’s happened. These are dysregulated megalomaniacs, and it’s insulting to compare girls to them. Also, using girls as an insult is misogynistic. Please stop doing that!
"They're fighting like girls!"

No. They're fighting like who they are: unevolved, emotionally disregulated, petulant, entitled, willfully ignorant, men who are unqualified to hold their positions.
June 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Now that the Stars have benched Pete DeBoer, he should have to sit as a nonspeaking member of a panel about him getting fired.
June 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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POV: a power-hungry billionaire and a corrupt president team up to destroy the very programs that keep people afloat.

How many essential services does Musk have to attack before everyone realizes he does not care about working people?
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/e...
Elon Musk Is Coming for Your Social Security
The DOGE chief confirmed he wants to cut “entitlements,” despite Donald Trump’s past promise that “none of that stuff is going to be touched.”
www.vanityfair.com
March 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The saddest thing about the Watson trade is how much the Browns players & fanbase didn't deserve it. We suffered for decades & were only just being taken seriously again.

I propose that when a sports org makes a massive unforced error we call it a "Haslam". Let the name match the legacy of failure.
March 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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This is so cruel.
RFK Jr. Slammed For Calling Measles Outbreak 'Not Unusual' After Child Died Of Measles
Absolutely heartless.
www.comicsands.com
February 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
@edmontonjack.bsky.social Hey Jack! In DC going to the Oilers game today. You made my wife and me a lovely cameo for our wedding back in December. Would love to come say hi and thank you!

I'll be in my Draisaitl sweater, #GoOilers!
February 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Why is every NFL broadcast, "Touchdown! -DRINK, GAMBLE, DRINK, YOU'RE UGLY TAKE PILLS, BURGER KING, DRINK!"
January 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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My complaint with AI isn't that I think it'll cause an apocalypse or put everyone out of work. It's that I know what they really want it for, which is to offload responsibility. They want a machine to make the decisions so they, the humans in charge, can't be blamed.
December 21, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Something extraordinarily bittersweet about finishing the best new comedies of the last 6 years in the same week.

Catch you on the next one, What We Do In The Shadows and Star Trek: Lower Decks. You were amazing.
December 19, 2024 at 5:35 PM
The Honda Days have become too commercial. They used to be about simple things like Civic pride.
November 26, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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just watched the Woody Harrelson LBJ movie. lots of fun. very soothing. completely ignores the Vietnam war, as LBJ himself would've wanted.
November 24, 2024 at 12:26 AM
"But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?" is a logic trap -it can't be both true and a serious question
November 23, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Just following up, did anyone learn how to Dougie?
November 23, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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When I think about Joe & Mika appeasing Trump so they can maintain their comfy lives, I think about Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss enduring years of harassment for simply doing their jobs.

So when Joe defends it by saying people need to live in the real world, he should respectfully go screw himself.
November 20, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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It's the chant that bonds true Americans everywhere.
EVERYONE REPEAT AFTER ME
#LetEmKnow
November 19, 2024 at 3:41 PM