@ianhamlet.bsky.social
Giving my ‘nice young man’ routine a new spin.
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a man sits at a table with a book on top of it that says ' biology '
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Me when I’m working out regularly:
hey look they really need to clean this mirror at this gym that I go to where I do my work outs at the gym
Me when I’m not working out regularly:
oh you went to the GYM did you?why don’t you tell us MORE about that, jeez is that your WHOLE PERSONALITY then?
hey look they really need to clean this mirror at this gym that I go to where I do my work outs at the gym
Me when I’m not working out regularly:
oh you went to the GYM did you?why don’t you tell us MORE about that, jeez is that your WHOLE PERSONALITY then?
Two things you should know about me:
1) book recommendations are my love language, especially at Christmas.
2) this is a book of fart jokes.
#booksky 💙📚
1) book recommendations are my love language, especially at Christmas.
2) this is a book of fart jokes.
#booksky 💙📚
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Two things you should know about me:
1) book recommendations are my love language, especially at Christmas.
2) this is a book of fart jokes.
#booksky 💙📚
1) book recommendations are my love language, especially at Christmas.
2) this is a book of fart jokes.
#booksky 💙📚
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I might be a Hollywood 4, but at 3am at the local kebab spot I’m at least a 7 💅🏽
November 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I might be a Hollywood 4, but at 3am at the local kebab spot I’m at least a 7 💅🏽
In trouble with my aunt because I selfishly booked my wedding on the same day Boyzone are playing their ‘final show’ next year.
Sorryboutit (ps Five were always way fitter)
Sorryboutit (ps Five were always way fitter)
a white cat wearing sunglasses is laying on a cardboard box with its eyes closed .
ALT: a white cat wearing sunglasses is laying on a cardboard box with its eyes closed .
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September 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
In trouble with my aunt because I selfishly booked my wedding on the same day Boyzone are playing their ‘final show’ next year.
Sorryboutit (ps Five were always way fitter)
Sorryboutit (ps Five were always way fitter)
Me on a diet 🥲
This is Mikey. He's still adjusting to life after the loss of one of his biggest passions, which was carbs. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: charleyr90)
August 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Me on a diet 🥲
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Sorry. I couldn't help myself. 😅
August 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Sorry. I couldn't help myself. 😅
Wholesome Sundays.
August 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Wholesome Sundays.
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Being scolded for using big words to make people feel inferior and the word I used was qualm? ITS NOT EVEN A BIG WORD READ SOMETHING OTHER THAN FACEBOOK OMG
June 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Being scolded for using big words to make people feel inferior and the word I used was qualm? ITS NOT EVEN A BIG WORD READ SOMETHING OTHER THAN FACEBOOK OMG
Took advantage of the almost-empty gym to go check out the resistance machines and get away from my crutch of the treadmill 😅 this new gym isn’t so scary and we are so back baby.
June 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Took advantage of the almost-empty gym to go check out the resistance machines and get away from my crutch of the treadmill 😅 this new gym isn’t so scary and we are so back baby.
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Everytime I have a cold
2 days: Actually poorly
Roughly 7 weeks: Coughing up goo
2 days: Actually poorly
Roughly 7 weeks: Coughing up goo
June 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Everytime I have a cold
2 days: Actually poorly
Roughly 7 weeks: Coughing up goo
2 days: Actually poorly
Roughly 7 weeks: Coughing up goo
The best thing about a home treadmill is that no one has to see me exercise in public until I get back to pretty 😅
May 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The best thing about a home treadmill is that no one has to see me exercise in public until I get back to pretty 😅
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don’t let your 30s stop you from being in your 20s
April 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
don’t let your 30s stop you from being in your 20s
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Sweet Caroline. Nonce anthem played at every wedding I've been to
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Sweet Caroline. Nonce anthem played at every wedding I've been to
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Me: *Deep sigh, cracks neck*
Me: *Types a single email*
Me: Well now, I think I deserve a little treat.
Me: *Types a single email*
Me: Well now, I think I deserve a little treat.
March 26, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Me: *Deep sigh, cracks neck*
Me: *Types a single email*
Me: Well now, I think I deserve a little treat.
Me: *Types a single email*
Me: Well now, I think I deserve a little treat.
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For me, books are the perfect entertainment, no commercials, no batteries, hours of enjoyment. I can escape into worlds, learn new things. Reading helps to center me.
March 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
For me, books are the perfect entertainment, no commercials, no batteries, hours of enjoyment. I can escape into worlds, learn new things. Reading helps to center me.
Got a bit sidetracked with gaming for a couple of weeks so it’s been a while since I’ve finished any reading. Made up for it by taking these beauts to #centerparcs and enjoying some poetry in the forest, cause y’know… cultured innit
March 8, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Got a bit sidetracked with gaming for a couple of weeks so it’s been a while since I’ve finished any reading. Made up for it by taking these beauts to #centerparcs and enjoying some poetry in the forest, cause y’know… cultured innit
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On the one hand, going to gigs where a band plays their best album in full as a 20 year anniversary cash grab seems like a sad and tawdry affair, full of cheap nostalgia and melancholy longing for a time long gone; but on the other hand, banger album goes bang.
March 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
On the one hand, going to gigs where a band plays their best album in full as a 20 year anniversary cash grab seems like a sad and tawdry affair, full of cheap nostalgia and melancholy longing for a time long gone; but on the other hand, banger album goes bang.
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My white-hot Glastonbury take is: looks alright, I'd easily find plenty to enjoy if I was going but I'm not and that's fine.
March 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My white-hot Glastonbury take is: looks alright, I'd easily find plenty to enjoy if I was going but I'm not and that's fine.
Me when I’m working out regularly:
hey look they really need to clean this mirror at this gym that I go to where I do my work outs at the gym
Me when I’m not working out regularly:
oh you went to the GYM did you?why don’t you tell us MORE about that, jeez is that your WHOLE PERSONALITY then?
hey look they really need to clean this mirror at this gym that I go to where I do my work outs at the gym
Me when I’m not working out regularly:
oh you went to the GYM did you?why don’t you tell us MORE about that, jeez is that your WHOLE PERSONALITY then?
a man sits at a table with a book on top of it that says ' biology '
ALT: a man sits at a table with a book on top of it that says ' biology '
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Me when I’m working out regularly:
hey look they really need to clean this mirror at this gym that I go to where I do my work outs at the gym
Me when I’m not working out regularly:
oh you went to the GYM did you?why don’t you tell us MORE about that, jeez is that your WHOLE PERSONALITY then?
hey look they really need to clean this mirror at this gym that I go to where I do my work outs at the gym
Me when I’m not working out regularly:
oh you went to the GYM did you?why don’t you tell us MORE about that, jeez is that your WHOLE PERSONALITY then?
Recently rescued my final box of books from the in-laws’ garage, where we stored our stuff before moving in.
Very excited to finish some of these partially-reads and re-read some of the other ones before I give them a new home at a charity shop somewhere #booksky
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Very excited to finish some of these partially-reads and re-read some of the other ones before I give them a new home at a charity shop somewhere #booksky
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February 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Recently rescued my final box of books from the in-laws’ garage, where we stored our stuff before moving in.
Very excited to finish some of these partially-reads and re-read some of the other ones before I give them a new home at a charity shop somewhere #booksky
💙 📚
Very excited to finish some of these partially-reads and re-read some of the other ones before I give them a new home at a charity shop somewhere #booksky
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The 13th of February is gay Valentines, I don't make the rules.
February 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The 13th of February is gay Valentines, I don't make the rules.
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Next year’s halftime show will be just a jar of mayonnaise with a confederate flag stuck in it.
February 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Next year’s halftime show will be just a jar of mayonnaise with a confederate flag stuck in it.
Two things I’ve decided today:
1) I don’t get solo coffee book time as much as I’d like anymore.
2) don’t always let #booksky reviews put you off reading or consuming something - not everything creative has to be ‘art’. ‘Entertaining’ is justifiable by itself!
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1) I don’t get solo coffee book time as much as I’d like anymore.
2) don’t always let #booksky reviews put you off reading or consuming something - not everything creative has to be ‘art’. ‘Entertaining’ is justifiable by itself!
💙📚
February 2, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Two things I’ve decided today:
1) I don’t get solo coffee book time as much as I’d like anymore.
2) don’t always let #booksky reviews put you off reading or consuming something - not everything creative has to be ‘art’. ‘Entertaining’ is justifiable by itself!
💙📚
1) I don’t get solo coffee book time as much as I’d like anymore.
2) don’t always let #booksky reviews put you off reading or consuming something - not everything creative has to be ‘art’. ‘Entertaining’ is justifiable by itself!
💙📚
Got my dates for a gig mixed up by about 3 weeks and with travel already paid for, tagged along with some friends to watch this amazing and UTTERLY DUMB show.
I may be becoming something of a Lauren Drew fanboy… loved it!
#WestEndLondon #MusicalTheatre
I may be becoming something of a Lauren Drew fanboy… loved it!
#WestEndLondon #MusicalTheatre
February 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Got my dates for a gig mixed up by about 3 weeks and with travel already paid for, tagged along with some friends to watch this amazing and UTTERLY DUMB show.
I may be becoming something of a Lauren Drew fanboy… loved it!
#WestEndLondon #MusicalTheatre
I may be becoming something of a Lauren Drew fanboy… loved it!
#WestEndLondon #MusicalTheatre