Mr Minkey
@ian-the-minkey.bsky.social
Former human.
Please feel free to buy my splendidly unusual short stories:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?i=stripbooks&rh=p_27%3ALancelot+Crisp
I will happily buy your creative thing in return!
Please feel free to buy my splendidly unusual short stories:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?i=stripbooks&rh=p_27%3ALancelot+Crisp
I will happily buy your creative thing in return!
The MAGA people are as they are because they can only bond over cruelty to others. It's their only common interest.
It's not like they can just chat. They don't have anything else to share.
Just the cruelty.
It's not like they can just chat. They don't have anything else to share.
Just the cruelty.
January 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
The MAGA people are as they are because they can only bond over cruelty to others. It's their only common interest.
It's not like they can just chat. They don't have anything else to share.
Just the cruelty.
It's not like they can just chat. They don't have anything else to share.
Just the cruelty.
1. I am not the body.
2. I am not the mind.
3. In fact I have no objective characteristics.
4. Nor can I be located.
5. I'm friendly, though, albeit a bit shy.
2. I am not the mind.
3. In fact I have no objective characteristics.
4. Nor can I be located.
5. I'm friendly, though, albeit a bit shy.
Introduce yourself with 5 facts
1. Well I think I'm losing my mind, this time
2. This time I'm losing my mind, that's right
3. Said I think I'm losing my mind, this time
4. This time, I'm losing my mind
5. I love cheese
1. Well I think I'm losing my mind, this time
2. This time I'm losing my mind, that's right
3. Said I think I'm losing my mind, this time
4. This time, I'm losing my mind
5. I love cheese
Introduce yourself with 5 facts
1. I’m a joker
2. I’m a smoker
3. I’m a midnight toker
4. Sure don’t wanna hurt no one
5. I shared a cab with Raffi
1. I’m a joker
2. I’m a smoker
3. I’m a midnight toker
4. Sure don’t wanna hurt no one
5. I shared a cab with Raffi
January 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
1. I am not the body.
2. I am not the mind.
3. In fact I have no objective characteristics.
4. Nor can I be located.
5. I'm friendly, though, albeit a bit shy.
2. I am not the mind.
3. In fact I have no objective characteristics.
4. Nor can I be located.
5. I'm friendly, though, albeit a bit shy.
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Worth every second
January 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Worth every second
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I'm ever more convinced that a high % of the really disturbed men who mess up the world for the rest of us do so because their fucked up family life left them without the confidence to come out and admit they're gay.
Instead, some kind of twisted revenge.
On everything.
Instead, some kind of twisted revenge.
On everything.
January 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I'm ever more convinced that a high % of the really disturbed men who mess up the world for the rest of us do so because their fucked up family life left them without the confidence to come out and admit they're gay.
Instead, some kind of twisted revenge.
On everything.
Instead, some kind of twisted revenge.
On everything.
"I'm receiving reports that left-wing anarchists have been steadily infiltrating ICE, in order to cause problems and collect information. As many as 10% of ICE could now be undercover agents. Loyal members are advised to watch out for those who seem a little bit TOO enthusiastic."
Share.
Share.
January 15, 2026 at 5:34 PM
"I'm receiving reports that left-wing anarchists have been steadily infiltrating ICE, in order to cause problems and collect information. As many as 10% of ICE could now be undercover agents. Loyal members are advised to watch out for those who seem a little bit TOO enthusiastic."
Share.
Share.
Hawkwind featuring Brian Blessed - Sonic Attack (Official Video)
YouTube video by Cherry Red Records
youtu.be
January 14, 2026 at 12:18 PM
"Did you clean your teeth?"
"Yes, Mother, twice. Once from the outside, with a brush, and once from inside, using the 15,000 tiny tongues of fire that my mind directs at will."
"That's nice dear. Now straight to sleep. You've got an interview at Tesco's in the morning, remember."
"Yes, Mother, twice. Once from the outside, with a brush, and once from inside, using the 15,000 tiny tongues of fire that my mind directs at will."
"That's nice dear. Now straight to sleep. You've got an interview at Tesco's in the morning, remember."
January 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
"Did you clean your teeth?"
"Yes, Mother, twice. Once from the outside, with a brush, and once from inside, using the 15,000 tiny tongues of fire that my mind directs at will."
"That's nice dear. Now straight to sleep. You've got an interview at Tesco's in the morning, remember."
"Yes, Mother, twice. Once from the outside, with a brush, and once from inside, using the 15,000 tiny tongues of fire that my mind directs at will."
"That's nice dear. Now straight to sleep. You've got an interview at Tesco's in the morning, remember."
About Bob Weir:
He reckoned that in all human history, he was the person who had spent most time on stage with a guitar.
300 odd nights a year, 3 hours a time, for the best part of 60 years.
And that's why he had a bad back.
RIP.
He reckoned that in all human history, he was the person who had spent most time on stage with a guitar.
300 odd nights a year, 3 hours a time, for the best part of 60 years.
And that's why he had a bad back.
RIP.
January 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM
About Bob Weir:
He reckoned that in all human history, he was the person who had spent most time on stage with a guitar.
300 odd nights a year, 3 hours a time, for the best part of 60 years.
And that's why he had a bad back.
RIP.
He reckoned that in all human history, he was the person who had spent most time on stage with a guitar.
300 odd nights a year, 3 hours a time, for the best part of 60 years.
And that's why he had a bad back.
RIP.
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
When the sachet of poor quality soy sauce is attached so securely to the poor quality sushi from the poor quality supermarket that it opens prematurely over my last clean pair of poor quality trousers...
... and yet I somehow managed to avoid shooting anyone.
Remarkable, eh?
... and yet I somehow managed to avoid shooting anyone.
Remarkable, eh?
January 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
When the sachet of poor quality soy sauce is attached so securely to the poor quality sushi from the poor quality supermarket that it opens prematurely over my last clean pair of poor quality trousers...
... and yet I somehow managed to avoid shooting anyone.
Remarkable, eh?
... and yet I somehow managed to avoid shooting anyone.
Remarkable, eh?
My parents' second dog, the first one I knew, was a rapid and determined terrier.
Pretty much the only way to leave the house unaccompanied was to put some dog treats on the other side of the kitchen as you moved towards the door.
This made a big impression on me as a child, because...
Pretty much the only way to leave the house unaccompanied was to put some dog treats on the other side of the kitchen as you moved towards the door.
This made a big impression on me as a child, because...
January 9, 2026 at 9:06 AM
My parents' second dog, the first one I knew, was a rapid and determined terrier.
Pretty much the only way to leave the house unaccompanied was to put some dog treats on the other side of the kitchen as you moved towards the door.
This made a big impression on me as a child, because...
Pretty much the only way to leave the house unaccompanied was to put some dog treats on the other side of the kitchen as you moved towards the door.
This made a big impression on me as a child, because...
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If you imagine coffee is illegal and view all coffee machines as drug paraphernalia, it adds a little something to the morning routine.
Especially the ones where it gushes up the central tower.
Dirty, almost.
Especially the ones where it gushes up the central tower.
Dirty, almost.
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 AM
If you imagine coffee is illegal and view all coffee machines as drug paraphernalia, it adds a little something to the morning routine.
Especially the ones where it gushes up the central tower.
Dirty, almost.
Especially the ones where it gushes up the central tower.
Dirty, almost.
Thready sorta thing.
In the war for the soul of humanity that's been raging for the last few years, one particular thing, I've just realised, has helped the bad people more than anything else, to gain the ground they've gained.
They have better labels than us.
They have better labels than us.
January 5, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Thready sorta thing.
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Sightseeing for dogs would be smellsmelling.
January 23, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Sightseeing for dogs would be smellsmelling.
@ciaraioch.bsky.social
Here's your solution!
No information on how serious or practiced a witch one has to be, a case for trial and error, perhaps...
Here's your solution!
No information on how serious or practiced a witch one has to be, a case for trial and error, perhaps...
Witches' tits: surprisingly warm
January 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
@ciaraioch.bsky.social
Here's your solution!
No information on how serious or practiced a witch one has to be, a case for trial and error, perhaps...
Here's your solution!
No information on how serious or practiced a witch one has to be, a case for trial and error, perhaps...
Change and decay in all around I see.
Especially me.
Especially me.
January 5, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Change and decay in all around I see.
Especially me.
Especially me.
I realised that, basically, I just want to feel good all the time.
Not ecstatic, not blissful, just good.
And frankly, I don't find that so unreasonable.
Not ecstatic, not blissful, just good.
And frankly, I don't find that so unreasonable.
January 5, 2026 at 10:07 AM
I realised that, basically, I just want to feel good all the time.
Not ecstatic, not blissful, just good.
And frankly, I don't find that so unreasonable.
Not ecstatic, not blissful, just good.
And frankly, I don't find that so unreasonable.
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I quit smoking thirteen years ago, but every once in a while, I still enjoy a camel while I’m driving.
January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I quit smoking thirteen years ago, but every once in a while, I still enjoy a camel while I’m driving.
There's only one thing, and it isn't a thing, it's like a cross between a substance and a process, but without any entity.
We are it, everything is it, but we can't see it because everything it appears to be is very distracting.
It is deep sleep. It's always here.
Freaky, eh?
We are it, everything is it, but we can't see it because everything it appears to be is very distracting.
It is deep sleep. It's always here.
Freaky, eh?
January 4, 2026 at 8:01 AM
There's only one thing, and it isn't a thing, it's like a cross between a substance and a process, but without any entity.
We are it, everything is it, but we can't see it because everything it appears to be is very distracting.
It is deep sleep. It's always here.
Freaky, eh?
We are it, everything is it, but we can't see it because everything it appears to be is very distracting.
It is deep sleep. It's always here.
Freaky, eh?
I've discovered that some people have to organise extra suffering and disharmony for themselves because otherwise their life just doesn't resonate in familiar ways and they feel uncomfortable.
That's one reason why they hide what they want until it's too late.
There are others.
It's all very sad.
That's one reason why they hide what they want until it's too late.
There are others.
It's all very sad.
January 4, 2026 at 7:57 AM
I've discovered that some people have to organise extra suffering and disharmony for themselves because otherwise their life just doesn't resonate in familiar ways and they feel uncomfortable.
That's one reason why they hide what they want until it's too late.
There are others.
It's all very sad.
That's one reason why they hide what they want until it's too late.
There are others.
It's all very sad.
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Your (probably) daily reminder that:
Peter Thiel
=
The Reptile
Peter Thiel
=
The Reptile
December 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Your (probably) daily reminder that:
Peter Thiel
=
The Reptile
Peter Thiel
=
The Reptile
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This isn’t a protest. It’s a prayer in motion. The fact that monks are walking for peace to DC should make us all pause. This is serious. This is rare. And it matters.☮️✌️
January 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
This isn’t a protest. It’s a prayer in motion. The fact that monks are walking for peace to DC should make us all pause. This is serious. This is rare. And it matters.☮️✌️