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forecheck backcheck paycheck bro | she/they
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amazing stuff is happening on rednote
January 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
me, approximately two weeks in really committing to budgeting and realizing i am truly broke
January 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
christmas tree but it’s black and has skulls on it but it also has a stuffed kermit on it so it’s still a lil whimsical
December 15, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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watching MIB for the pod and i kinda think that the script for this movie is one of the best of the 1990s
December 10, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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December 10, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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LMAO
December 7, 2024 at 5:02 AM
me, watching my dog just do normal dog things: “you absolute genius, you top tier performer, my best employee, i’d die for you, i’d kill for you.”
December 8, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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When she’s right she’s right
December 7, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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if i were the NYPD i would try releasing some facts about the shooter that do not make him sound awesome
December 8, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking
December 7, 2024 at 9:54 AM
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Assassin of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson wrote "deny", "defend" and "depose" on bullet casings.
December 5, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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‘What I’m trying to say is: Yellowstone caused January 6’
December 5, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
December 5, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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December 5, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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falsehood that's easy to conspiracize: no murderer could evade justice this long when a manhunt is underway

truth that's harder to accept: the police are generally bad at their jobs
December 5, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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This CEO has to be incredibly confident in his security detail.
December 4, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first
December 3, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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The dystopian films never show the part where you're just hoping the bad guy is too stupid to accomplish his goals
December 4, 2024 at 6:08 AM
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premeditated is a great way to describe the thousands of people United Healthcare had a direct had in killing
December 4, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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Good news for the CEO of UnitedHealthcare: there are no concerns about preexisting conditions in hell
December 4, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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Hope his ambulance was in network
December 4, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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I'm convinced Lesbian TERFs are exclusively online phenomenon. Every IRL cis lesbian I said I was Trans to has been like "hell yeah. Welcome aboard, sister. Leafs fuckin suck this year."
December 3, 2024 at 5:26 PM
for hipaa reasons, i can’t take pictures but at least once a day, i walk into the sensory room at work (we’re an early childhood autism therapy clinic) and one of the clients is hitting this on the crash pad
December 3, 2024 at 2:07 PM
every time i open that godforsaken green app and they haven’t given me my spotify wrapped
a group of cartoon characters are standing in a diner .
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing in a diner .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 PM