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oh my god I ate so much breakfast
I once removed a rat from my house via a tiny lasso. But to be fair it had fallen down the chimney, and the fireplace had doors, so it was absolutely different in that time was on my side, the sense of violation was not as deep, and there was very little risk genitally speaking
If I see a rat in my fucking toilet there is no way I'm going to calmly close the lid and go get some Palmolive
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December 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I once removed a rat from my house via a tiny lasso. But to be fair it had fallen down the chimney, and the fireplace had doors, so it was absolutely different in that time was on my side, the sense of violation was not as deep, and there was very little risk genitally speaking
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Look if we just go around beating the absolute shit out of social media assholes there’s bound to be some sort of long-term theoretical negative externality or something
Anyway be careful out there Nate Silver
Anyway be careful out there Nate Silver
to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.
December 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Look if we just go around beating the absolute shit out of social media assholes there’s bound to be some sort of long-term theoretical negative externality or something
Anyway be careful out there Nate Silver
Anyway be careful out there Nate Silver
Someone on my block is either having a sports party or hosting small scale gladiatorial games and I'm genuinely happy for them but also can't stop twitching slightly when someone scores and/or dies
December 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Someone on my block is either having a sports party or hosting small scale gladiatorial games and I'm genuinely happy for them but also can't stop twitching slightly when someone scores and/or dies
Tonight in "why is your toddler crying in despair:"
The moon had not yet risen when it was time to go home. He likes to greet the moon and then say goodbye and blow it a kiss. There was no moon. Mother refused to make moon appear. Betrayal. Anguish. Teeth were gnashed
The moon had not yet risen when it was time to go home. He likes to greet the moon and then say goodbye and blow it a kiss. There was no moon. Mother refused to make moon appear. Betrayal. Anguish. Teeth were gnashed
December 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Tonight in "why is your toddler crying in despair:"
The moon had not yet risen when it was time to go home. He likes to greet the moon and then say goodbye and blow it a kiss. There was no moon. Mother refused to make moon appear. Betrayal. Anguish. Teeth were gnashed
The moon had not yet risen when it was time to go home. He likes to greet the moon and then say goodbye and blow it a kiss. There was no moon. Mother refused to make moon appear. Betrayal. Anguish. Teeth were gnashed
Look at this absurd mammal. He was snuggling and purring up a storm, then became overstimulated and got stuck like this, still purring, for about two minutes, until I moved my hand. This freed him from stasis so he immediately bit my sleeve. He's as unphotogenic as I am and I love him
December 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Look at this absurd mammal. He was snuggling and purring up a storm, then became overstimulated and got stuck like this, still purring, for about two minutes, until I moved my hand. This freed him from stasis so he immediately bit my sleeve. He's as unphotogenic as I am and I love him
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Outstanding reporting today from the New Media at the Pentagon.
December 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Outstanding reporting today from the New Media at the Pentagon.
Things to yell at people from your car, at night, when they are walking alone (or with a very small child):
❌ sex threats
❌ insults
❌ weird personal questions
✅ are you okay getting home given the pack of coyotes right there
✅ location of favorite pho place
❌ sex threats
❌ insults
❌ weird personal questions
✅ are you okay getting home given the pack of coyotes right there
✅ location of favorite pho place
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Things to yell at people from your car, at night, when they are walking alone (or with a very small child):
❌ sex threats
❌ insults
❌ weird personal questions
✅ are you okay getting home given the pack of coyotes right there
✅ location of favorite pho place
❌ sex threats
❌ insults
❌ weird personal questions
✅ are you okay getting home given the pack of coyotes right there
✅ location of favorite pho place
Pros and cons of working from home this week:
The cat
The cat
December 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Pros and cons of working from home this week:
The cat
The cat
Can't get over how he's acting like *I* am the perverted weirdo when THIS MAMMAL committed fecal assault via clinker today during one of his mad poo-phoria skitters. The situational unawareness and unearned confidence this cat has
November 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Can't get over how he's acting like *I* am the perverted weirdo when THIS MAMMAL committed fecal assault via clinker today during one of his mad poo-phoria skitters. The situational unawareness and unearned confidence this cat has
I have committed a crime
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I have committed a crime
Me: is it person A or person B?
Them: yes, it's [COMBINED NAME OF A AND B]! thank you for asking.
Me:
Me: thanks, this has been a great interaction, please excuse me while I just explode into a cloud of indecisive dust
Them: yes, it's [COMBINED NAME OF A AND B]! thank you for asking.
Me:
Me: thanks, this has been a great interaction, please excuse me while I just explode into a cloud of indecisive dust
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Me: is it person A or person B?
Them: yes, it's [COMBINED NAME OF A AND B]! thank you for asking.
Me:
Me: thanks, this has been a great interaction, please excuse me while I just explode into a cloud of indecisive dust
Them: yes, it's [COMBINED NAME OF A AND B]! thank you for asking.
Me:
Me: thanks, this has been a great interaction, please excuse me while I just explode into a cloud of indecisive dust
ADHD victory: stopped myself BEFORE I put the ketchup in my coffee
I feel like a god
I feel like a god
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
ADHD victory: stopped myself BEFORE I put the ketchup in my coffee
I feel like a god
I feel like a god
I've been seeing the same dentist for a long time and I'm starting to suspect that he feels a sort of benevolent ownership of my teeth
I don't mind cuz I can just clamp my jaw and run for it at any moment... But it's interesting
I don't mind cuz I can just clamp my jaw and run for it at any moment... But it's interesting
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I've been seeing the same dentist for a long time and I'm starting to suspect that he feels a sort of benevolent ownership of my teeth
I don't mind cuz I can just clamp my jaw and run for it at any moment... But it's interesting
I don't mind cuz I can just clamp my jaw and run for it at any moment... But it's interesting
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Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments.
My response ⬇️
My response ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments.
My response ⬇️
My response ⬇️
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hilarious graphic right now on msnbc as they call it in california
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
hilarious graphic right now on msnbc as they call it in california
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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We did it for you Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We did it for you Dick Cheney
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super happy this happened but damned if it isn't fucking horrifying that this isn't the norm everywhere
BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
super happy this happened but damned if it isn't fucking horrifying that this isn't the norm everywhere
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.
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BREAKING: Maine voters reject changes to voting in the state, including requiring photo ID and having a shorter early voting period.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
BREAKING: Maine voters reject changes to voting in the state, including requiring photo ID and having a shorter early voting period.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
There is something very funny about being dragged around and forced gently into a bathroom by something approximately the same height and threat level as a thigh-high suede boot
New baby game:
1. Drag parent to bathroom via fistfuls of clothing
2. Yell "GOOO" and shove parent in
3. Shut door
4. Open door
5. Run away screaming
6. Giggle while parent chases
7. Seek safety on top of random cooler in the kitchen
1. Drag parent to bathroom via fistfuls of clothing
2. Yell "GOOO" and shove parent in
3. Shut door
4. Open door
5. Run away screaming
6. Giggle while parent chases
7. Seek safety on top of random cooler in the kitchen
October 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
There is something very funny about being dragged around and forced gently into a bathroom by something approximately the same height and threat level as a thigh-high suede boot
New baby game:
1. Drag parent to bathroom via fistfuls of clothing
2. Yell "GOOO" and shove parent in
3. Shut door
4. Open door
5. Run away screaming
6. Giggle while parent chases
7. Seek safety on top of random cooler in the kitchen
1. Drag parent to bathroom via fistfuls of clothing
2. Yell "GOOO" and shove parent in
3. Shut door
4. Open door
5. Run away screaming
6. Giggle while parent chases
7. Seek safety on top of random cooler in the kitchen
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
New baby game:
1. Drag parent to bathroom via fistfuls of clothing
2. Yell "GOOO" and shove parent in
3. Shut door
4. Open door
5. Run away screaming
6. Giggle while parent chases
7. Seek safety on top of random cooler in the kitchen
1. Drag parent to bathroom via fistfuls of clothing
2. Yell "GOOO" and shove parent in
3. Shut door
4. Open door
5. Run away screaming
6. Giggle while parent chases
7. Seek safety on top of random cooler in the kitchen
I know the context got scrambled and this isn't real BUT hearing someone say trump is gonna shoot missiles at the 5 freeway makes me laugh cuz biatch we hate that fucker
October 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I know the context got scrambled and this isn't real BUT hearing someone say trump is gonna shoot missiles at the 5 freeway makes me laugh cuz biatch we hate that fucker
You know the installation process is working when you save your command history to a file called "wtf_did_i_do.txt" to answer the very real question that you will have next week, namely, what the fuck did I do
October 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
You know the installation process is working when you save your command history to a file called "wtf_did_i_do.txt" to answer the very real question that you will have next week, namely, what the fuck did I do