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@hypnohorny.bsky.social
Horny AD account. He/him. Biromantic Asexual. Autism and ADHD. 26. No minors. Infatuated with @sylv524.bsky.social
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It’s so wild how the wealthy are destroying the Amazon that potentially has the cure for all the cancers in favor of an Amazon that’s creating new types of cancers
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It’s so wild how the wealthy are destroying the Amazon that potentially has the cure for all the cancers in favor of an Amazon that’s creating new types of cancers
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The fact that "hypnosis" has become one of the concepts regularly banned on adult websites makes me feel fully insane. We are truly living in the nightmare return of every Christian conservative moral panic we ever laughed at.
Also these TOS aren't any more creator friendly for any non-vanilla creators
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The fact that "hypnosis" has become one of the concepts regularly banned on adult websites makes me feel fully insane. We are truly living in the nightmare return of every Christian conservative moral panic we ever laughed at.
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Looks like he wants company…
November 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Looks like he wants company…
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I found a @xephersicarius.bsky.social :3
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I found a @xephersicarius.bsky.social :3
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November 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Join our Super Community. At Professor Wolf's Gym, you'll have distraction free workouts. We guarantee it.
In a fun gym AU, Professor Wolf shows off captured heroes Psylo (@milomesmer.bsky.social) and Swavian (@vampbirb.bsky.social).
Art by @windowpossum.bsky.social.
In a fun gym AU, Professor Wolf shows off captured heroes Psylo (@milomesmer.bsky.social) and Swavian (@vampbirb.bsky.social).
Art by @windowpossum.bsky.social.
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Join our Super Community. At Professor Wolf's Gym, you'll have distraction free workouts. We guarantee it.
In a fun gym AU, Professor Wolf shows off captured heroes Psylo (@milomesmer.bsky.social) and Swavian (@vampbirb.bsky.social).
Art by @windowpossum.bsky.social.
In a fun gym AU, Professor Wolf shows off captured heroes Psylo (@milomesmer.bsky.social) and Swavian (@vampbirb.bsky.social).
Art by @windowpossum.bsky.social.
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We are actually doing something. DON'T STOP CALLING.
Morale at paypros call centers is in the toilet right now. It’s not just normal Black Friday stress, they’re being pounded. Corporate is pressuring bosses to end the paypros call campaigns. Source familiar w/ internals at MC stressed that folks should stand their ground but be kind to agents (1)
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
We are actually doing something. DON'T STOP CALLING.
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The biggest technological revolution of our lifetime is underway and it's not AI:
Official data is in this week, and US solar continues to grow rapidly, with generation up 30% compared to last year!
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The biggest technological revolution of our lifetime is underway and it's not AI:
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
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It's taking me a lot of courage to make this post but it has legit fucked over my trust. A few months ago back in July, the user known as @mesmereye.bsky.social had asked me for a nude photo during a session and when I wouldn't, he then tried to get it from me while I was under in a session.
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It's taking me a lot of courage to make this post but it has legit fucked over my trust. A few months ago back in July, the user known as @mesmereye.bsky.social had asked me for a nude photo during a session and when I wouldn't, he then tried to get it from me while I was under in a session.
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I keep seeing people trying to play down the payment processor situation, saying it's only the extreme NSFW accounts getting sacked.
Well. One of the cutest SFW furry artist got banned from PayPal. What more proof do y'all need that we need to keep fighting the good fight?
Also go support Nakufin.
Well. One of the cutest SFW furry artist got banned from PayPal. What more proof do y'all need that we need to keep fighting the good fight?
Also go support Nakufin.
I'm devastated, if I don't find an alternative that works with argentinians I'm contemplating the worst, I can't do regular jobs, art was my job for around 15 years
I don't do nsfw even when people insist me to
my life was already crumbling and now I don't know what to do
I don't do nsfw even when people insist me to
my life was already crumbling and now I don't know what to do
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I keep seeing people trying to play down the payment processor situation, saying it's only the extreme NSFW accounts getting sacked.
Well. One of the cutest SFW furry artist got banned from PayPal. What more proof do y'all need that we need to keep fighting the good fight?
Also go support Nakufin.
Well. One of the cutest SFW furry artist got banned from PayPal. What more proof do y'all need that we need to keep fighting the good fight?
Also go support Nakufin.
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looking at the bills and talking to folks, these are the most actively threatening among this batch that will be present during Dec 2's hearing
House KOSA's audit policy is the one aspect im a little shaky on and havent found any more authoritative writing on, but felt should still be mentioned
House KOSA's audit policy is the one aspect im a little shaky on and havent found any more authoritative writing on, but felt should still be mentioned
![KOSA [house version]
-omits duty of care, but there is no guarantee this stays gone
-no exemption for nonprofit entities
-yearly audits of platforms. could possibly include even really small ones, ex: mastodon instances, discord servers?
Reducing Exploitative Social Media Exposure for Teens (RESET) Act [DRAFT BILL]
-prohibits kids/teens under 16 from maintaining socmed accounts
Sammy's LAW [H.R 2657]
-drastically increases surveillance of children
-leaves children MORE vulnerable to having their data and privacy violated
-isolates LGBTQ children
App Store Accountability Act [H.R.3149]
-requires Age Verification at the app store level
-transmitting Age Signals to developers.
SCREEN ACT [H.R.1623]
-instates nationwide age verification for websites lawmakers deem "harmful to minors"
-could include anything from porn sites to socmed, fanfiction sites or telecom networks.
-forces websites to contract with shady 3rd party verification companies
-collects and stores our ID info like drivers licenses and passports in insecure databases
-backed by far right politicians and anti-porn groups
Safer Guarding of Adolescents from Malicious Interactions on Network Games (GAMING) Act [HR. 6265]
-seeks to add parental tools to help act as safeguards for children
-the issue is, it seeks to install said safeguards by default, and the legislation goes hand in hand with AV legislation
Parents Over Platforms Act
-Age Verification for apps](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xawhcpoqu6pdxpp72fd43wuf/bafkreidjvw3v4k5iy26ih4bs3mbrznvwbfqcfrykrvrl5rmofzvxfzj7ye@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
looking at the bills and talking to folks, these are the most actively threatening among this batch that will be present during Dec 2's hearing
House KOSA's audit policy is the one aspect im a little shaky on and havent found any more authoritative writing on, but felt should still be mentioned
House KOSA's audit policy is the one aspect im a little shaky on and havent found any more authoritative writing on, but felt should still be mentioned
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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
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That phrase is always so funny to me because the full version of it is literally the opposite of what the shorter version means.
The full quote is “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb” - or literally, that forged relationships mean more than involuntarily familial bonds.
The full quote is “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb” - or literally, that forged relationships mean more than involuntarily familial bonds.
Repeat after me:
You don't owe anything to family that impedes your peace and well-being for the sake of "holidays."
"Blood is thicker than water" doesn't mean shit if the blood is poisonous while the water nourishes, sustains life, and promotes growth.
Your chosen family is more than enough.
You don't owe anything to family that impedes your peace and well-being for the sake of "holidays."
"Blood is thicker than water" doesn't mean shit if the blood is poisonous while the water nourishes, sustains life, and promotes growth.
Your chosen family is more than enough.
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
That phrase is always so funny to me because the full version of it is literally the opposite of what the shorter version means.
The full quote is “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb” - or literally, that forged relationships mean more than involuntarily familial bonds.
The full quote is “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb” - or literally, that forged relationships mean more than involuntarily familial bonds.
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Every news article about economics is either "the economy sucks because you're not wasting money" or "people are poor because they're wasting money"
If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Every news article about economics is either "the economy sucks because you're not wasting money" or "people are poor because they're wasting money"
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Here's a paragraph you might not expect to find in a 1998 sci-fi/super hero paperback for babies.
Unless you're familiar with Animorphs, in which case you would know that the series is routinely like this.
Unless you're familiar with Animorphs, in which case you would know that the series is routinely like this.
![Cover for Animorphs #23: The Pretender by K.A. Applegate. Published in November 1998 by Scholastic. Cover illustration by David B. Mattingly.
A red-tailed hawk morphs into some common variety of brown rabbit. That is, the rabbit is on the bottom-left, the hawk is on the top-right, and there are three transitionary stages in between. Ears gradually emerge. The wings turn into arms. Talons become paws. Beak to nose. That kind of thing.
The background is a cloudy gradient, going from purple at the top to yellow-orange at the bottom. There is also a hazy, translucent boy seen directly behind the hawk.
Additional text:
"Tobias is about to discover the secrets of his past..."
"TV. Watch Animorphs on Nickelodeon."
[My own recommendation: Stick to the books.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vnzdrfrdw247cmojpv5vaza2/bafkreib46rxwcsvmlabsffk7h7m2sog4wqi7ypb4gon3lfkpqxikwpo2z4@jpeg)
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Here's a paragraph you might not expect to find in a 1998 sci-fi/super hero paperback for babies.
Unless you're familiar with Animorphs, in which case you would know that the series is routinely like this.
Unless you're familiar with Animorphs, in which case you would know that the series is routinely like this.
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oops, I made a shareable formlock time calculator for bluesky posts >:3
Just link the formlock post, and how many hours each like, repost, quote post, and reply will add to the overall time..
And you get a shareable page that calculates your total time!
formlock.zyntaks.ca
Just link the formlock post, and how many hours each like, repost, quote post, and reply will add to the overall time..
And you get a shareable page that calculates your total time!
formlock.zyntaks.ca
Formlock Time Calculator
formlock.zyntaks.ca
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
oops, I made a shareable formlock time calculator for bluesky posts >:3
Just link the formlock post, and how many hours each like, repost, quote post, and reply will add to the overall time..
And you get a shareable page that calculates your total time!
formlock.zyntaks.ca
Just link the formlock post, and how many hours each like, repost, quote post, and reply will add to the overall time..
And you get a shareable page that calculates your total time!
formlock.zyntaks.ca
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Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
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[REPOST] Pokemon amie looks a lil different.....🐶 🔥
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
[REPOST] Pokemon amie looks a lil different.....🐶 🔥