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Well, I guess I’m interested in learning more about this in like 10 years on season 16 of Blowback.
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
If I ever get into power I’m going to dig up Henry Kissinger and give him the Oliver Cromwell treatment.
The genocide in Cambodia killed around 2 million people. The U.S. -- and Henry Kissinger in particular -- helped facilitate genocides in there, in East Timor, and also Bangladesh theintercept.com/2023/05/23/h...
January 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Jumpy always gets his man (cricket).
December 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I just finished All Quiet on the Western Front so I guess cannon fodder? Is that a job?
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
December 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My tarantula (Hondo) has been excavating his hide for the past day or so. This is one time he didn’t dump it directly into his water dish making me have to empty and refill it.
December 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Live your life in such a way that millions of people are not cheering for you to be possibly murdered in a boxing ring.
December 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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Not a bad way to spend the afternoon
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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I’ll say this for George W. Bush: he’s an unindicted war criminal who should spend the rest of his life in prison and if he and his co-conspirators had been made to face consequences, Trump never would have happened.
Yeah it’s nice to see someone from The Bush Institute speaking up for Ukraine.. might’ve been even better if it was almost 4 years ago.. but I guess we take this
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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we need to get all these cyclists off the road to protect them from the danger i pose as a driver
December 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Just one more assistant coach bro, we just need one more, that'll solve all the problems bro, please come on bro, just one more
December 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I hope this big tent ends up like the Hartford Circus.
Gov. @gavinnewsom says he disagrees with Mayor @zohrankmamdani about the need for a wealth tax on billionaires, which he is “adamantly against” - says Dems are a “big tent party” with both views.

More on the CA proposal: www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Ahhh memories.
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
So I have an insect enclosure and one of the slugs had babies and folks? Slug babies are absolutely adorable.
December 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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[Eyeing the Minecraft hoodie another 40 year old dad at this parent teacher meeting is wearing] hey man, you read penny arcade?
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Doki Doki Literature Club!
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
No Walk Hard? Joke of a list.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!

variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Apparently I’ve been using the word testing wrong. Didn’t know it also meant breaking.
November 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Hell yeah, fuck you heart!
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM