hurty
@hurty.bsky.social
29 years YOUNG (not old)
severely dopamine deficienct dog woman of the faggot kind
severely dopamine deficienct dog woman of the faggot kind
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forgot house keys
October 21, 2024 at 10:35 PM
forgot house keys
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big tech be like: i invented weed that runs on a lithium ion battery. you have to recharge it.
July 4, 2023 at 6:30 PM
big tech be like: i invented weed that runs on a lithium ion battery. you have to recharge it.
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Bluesky Currently Leans Left, Which To Me Is a Problem, Which is Why I Invited My Buddy Adolf Hitler. Then The Left Melted Down
July 4, 2023 at 6:00 PM
Bluesky Currently Leans Left, Which To Me Is a Problem, Which is Why I Invited My Buddy Adolf Hitler. Then The Left Melted Down
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ⓘ this user is gay and homophobic
July 4, 2023 at 6:21 PM
ⓘ this user is gay and homophobic
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my dream bf
-3ft
-wears a silly red hat
-wanders hillsides
-lives in a mushroom
-helps bring bountiful harvests
-recites poems
-has treasure
-full of whimsy
-3ft
-wears a silly red hat
-wanders hillsides
-lives in a mushroom
-helps bring bountiful harvests
-recites poems
-has treasure
-full of whimsy
July 3, 2023 at 5:51 PM
my dream bf
-3ft
-wears a silly red hat
-wanders hillsides
-lives in a mushroom
-helps bring bountiful harvests
-recites poems
-has treasure
-full of whimsy
-3ft
-wears a silly red hat
-wanders hillsides
-lives in a mushroom
-helps bring bountiful harvests
-recites poems
-has treasure
-full of whimsy
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(so high im scared)
yeah this shit is gas haha 🥹
yeah this shit is gas haha 🥹
July 1, 2023 at 10:18 PM
(so high im scared)
yeah this shit is gas haha 🥹
yeah this shit is gas haha 🥹
Rise new skeeters….rise….
Wish I could migrate all my unhinged oomfs here because Twitter is dying of cancer (Elon Musk)
June 22, 2023 at 12:38 PM
Rise new skeeters….rise….
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sorry babe i can’t go to bed yet the groupchat is plotting and scheming
June 22, 2023 at 3:59 AM
sorry babe i can’t go to bed yet the groupchat is plotting and scheming
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I’m sorry but if Zuck kills Elon in the ring like Ivan Drago in Rocky 4 you all have to agree that god is real
June 22, 2023 at 6:45 AM
I’m sorry but if Zuck kills Elon in the ring like Ivan Drago in Rocky 4 you all have to agree that god is real
Wish I could migrate all my unhinged oomfs here because Twitter is dying of cancer (Elon Musk)
June 21, 2023 at 8:35 AM
Wish I could migrate all my unhinged oomfs here because Twitter is dying of cancer (Elon Musk)
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it’s scary to be trans right now which is what they want. it’s made me want to be more faggy. more noticably queer. they’re forcing my hand to be even more annoying that previously imagined
June 15, 2023 at 4:43 AM
it’s scary to be trans right now which is what they want. it’s made me want to be more faggy. more noticably queer. they’re forcing my hand to be even more annoying that previously imagined
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i think bluesky is going to fail because you can’t make a post asking if something could be on a shirt and get helpful fellas in your replies with links to ViralStyle Dot Com within 10 milliseconds with a link to buy it. this place needs some work
June 12, 2023 at 3:30 AM
i think bluesky is going to fail because you can’t make a post asking if something could be on a shirt and get helpful fellas in your replies with links to ViralStyle Dot Com within 10 milliseconds with a link to buy it. this place needs some work
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need to figure out a way to convince rightwingers to take HRT to own the libs
June 12, 2023 at 4:45 AM
need to figure out a way to convince rightwingers to take HRT to own the libs
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oh so now it’s a crime to steal classified documents in my bathroom and bring my buddies in to show them off
June 9, 2023 at 9:21 PM
oh so now it’s a crime to steal classified documents in my bathroom and bring my buddies in to show them off
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you’ve heard of “shower beer” hold onto your hats for what i just invented “shower sake”. feel free to thank me later
June 5, 2023 at 4:28 AM
you’ve heard of “shower beer” hold onto your hats for what i just invented “shower sake”. feel free to thank me later
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me: i want to drink a liquid . that tastes Good
BEER: hey
me: i also want to drink a liquid that makes me Feel good
BEER: you are not going to believe this
BEER: hey
me: i also want to drink a liquid that makes me Feel good
BEER: you are not going to believe this
May 31, 2023 at 4:40 AM
me: i want to drink a liquid . that tastes Good
BEER: hey
me: i also want to drink a liquid that makes me Feel good
BEER: you are not going to believe this
BEER: hey
me: i also want to drink a liquid that makes me Feel good
BEER: you are not going to believe this
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this meme was NOT epic. prepare to die
May 30, 2023 at 5:22 AM
this meme was NOT epic. prepare to die
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