@humanbeing689.bsky.social
I just couldn’t hack it on Twitter anymore! New Englander, Teacher, general oddball.
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CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
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Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
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The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
September 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
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It is weird that the assassination of essentially a celebrity influencer is a bigger deal than the shooting of two top state legislators + their spouses
September 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It is weird that the assassination of essentially a celebrity influencer is a bigger deal than the shooting of two top state legislators + their spouses
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ELON MUSK: you know who else had a botched penis
THE GHOST OF ADOLF HITLER: [appears] I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE
THE GHOST OF ADOLF HITLER: [appears] I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE
July 9, 2025 at 6:59 AM
ELON MUSK: you know who else had a botched penis
THE GHOST OF ADOLF HITLER: [appears] I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE
THE GHOST OF ADOLF HITLER: [appears] I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE
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CNN: Grok Calls For Holocaust
MSNBC: Grok Calls For Holocaust
NPR: Grok Calls For Holocaust
WIRED: Grok Calls For Holocaust
NYT: Yes We Kampf? How Elon's A.I. Is Disrupting The Jewish Space | Guest Essay by Christopher Rufo
MSNBC: Grok Calls For Holocaust
NPR: Grok Calls For Holocaust
WIRED: Grok Calls For Holocaust
NYT: Yes We Kampf? How Elon's A.I. Is Disrupting The Jewish Space | Guest Essay by Christopher Rufo
July 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
CNN: Grok Calls For Holocaust
MSNBC: Grok Calls For Holocaust
NPR: Grok Calls For Holocaust
WIRED: Grok Calls For Holocaust
NYT: Yes We Kampf? How Elon's A.I. Is Disrupting The Jewish Space | Guest Essay by Christopher Rufo
MSNBC: Grok Calls For Holocaust
NPR: Grok Calls For Holocaust
WIRED: Grok Calls For Holocaust
NYT: Yes We Kampf? How Elon's A.I. Is Disrupting The Jewish Space | Guest Essay by Christopher Rufo
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The American people were lied to about Vietnam, with tragic consequences.
The American people were lied to about Iraq, with tragic consequences.
The American people are being lied to again today. We cannot allow history to repeat itself.
The American people were lied to about Iraq, with tragic consequences.
The American people are being lied to again today. We cannot allow history to repeat itself.
June 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The American people were lied to about Vietnam, with tragic consequences.
The American people were lied to about Iraq, with tragic consequences.
The American people are being lied to again today. We cannot allow history to repeat itself.
The American people were lied to about Iraq, with tragic consequences.
The American people are being lied to again today. We cannot allow history to repeat itself.
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
June 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
June 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Reporter: what will your response be as mayor to ICE?
Mamdani: the actions of ICE are unconstitutional and I will oppose them
Cuomo: residents are concerned about ICE, but also public safety
Eric Adams: I’ll tell you something about Darkwing Duck, no one can hate a man in a fashionable hat
Mamdani: the actions of ICE are unconstitutional and I will oppose them
Cuomo: residents are concerned about ICE, but also public safety
Eric Adams: I’ll tell you something about Darkwing Duck, no one can hate a man in a fashionable hat
June 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Reporter: what will your response be as mayor to ICE?
Mamdani: the actions of ICE are unconstitutional and I will oppose them
Cuomo: residents are concerned about ICE, but also public safety
Eric Adams: I’ll tell you something about Darkwing Duck, no one can hate a man in a fashionable hat
Mamdani: the actions of ICE are unconstitutional and I will oppose them
Cuomo: residents are concerned about ICE, but also public safety
Eric Adams: I’ll tell you something about Darkwing Duck, no one can hate a man in a fashionable hat
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"I voted for lawless, anonymous, masked, and unchecked police" is one hell of a jump from "eggs cost too much."
June 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
"I voted for lawless, anonymous, masked, and unchecked police" is one hell of a jump from "eggs cost too much."
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Bluesky is collegial and interesting, the way Twitter used to be. Bonus: most people can spell.
April 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Bluesky is collegial and interesting, the way Twitter used to be. Bonus: most people can spell.
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Ok I gotta say Trump is right about one thing, everything “is” computer
March 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Ok I gotta say Trump is right about one thing, everything “is” computer
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No, Democrats, these little auction signs aren't it. You're acting like Wes Anderson characters who don't understand that they're in a Tarantino movie.
March 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
No, Democrats, these little auction signs aren't it. You're acting like Wes Anderson characters who don't understand that they're in a Tarantino movie.
Hot take: Malcolm in the Middle is a way better show than Breaking Bad.
February 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Hot take: Malcolm in the Middle is a way better show than Breaking Bad.
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Elon: How much code have you written today
Random federal worker: I don't code in this position
Elon: Are you ready to go extremely hardcore
Worker: I mostly sort the mail
Random federal worker: I don't code in this position
Elon: Are you ready to go extremely hardcore
Worker: I mostly sort the mail
January 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Elon: How much code have you written today
Random federal worker: I don't code in this position
Elon: Are you ready to go extremely hardcore
Worker: I mostly sort the mail
Random federal worker: I don't code in this position
Elon: Are you ready to go extremely hardcore
Worker: I mostly sort the mail
There goes @jamesgunn.bsky.social dropping a relentlessly optimistic Superman trailer and a shockingly dark and traumatic episode of #creaturecommandos ON THE SAME DAY! #spoiled #newdceu #poorweasel
December 19, 2024 at 10:06 PM
There goes @jamesgunn.bsky.social dropping a relentlessly optimistic Superman trailer and a shockingly dark and traumatic episode of #creaturecommandos ON THE SAME DAY! #spoiled #newdceu #poorweasel
Flu and COVID in less than 2 months. Achievement unlocked! Get your shots!
December 17, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Flu and COVID in less than 2 months. Achievement unlocked! Get your shots!
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Turkey was not pardoned this year because Merrick Garland waited too long to prosecute
November 27, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Turkey was not pardoned this year because Merrick Garland waited too long to prosecute
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It's 100% true.
November 27, 2024 at 3:03 PM
It's 100% true.
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“Why is MAGA still so angry even after they won?”
November 25, 2024 at 10:41 PM
“Why is MAGA still so angry even after they won?”
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qualifications:
—left dead bear in Central Park
—decapitated a whale
—affair with reporter
—vaccine conspiracies
—nepo baby
—accused of molesting nanny
—wife killed herself when found his erotic diary detailing 37 affairs
—sued siblings to control her burial location
—a worm ate his brain
—left dead bear in Central Park
—decapitated a whale
—affair with reporter
—vaccine conspiracies
—nepo baby
—accused of molesting nanny
—wife killed herself when found his erotic diary detailing 37 affairs
—sued siblings to control her burial location
—a worm ate his brain
November 14, 2024 at 9:22 PM
qualifications:
—left dead bear in Central Park
—decapitated a whale
—affair with reporter
—vaccine conspiracies
—nepo baby
—accused of molesting nanny
—wife killed herself when found his erotic diary detailing 37 affairs
—sued siblings to control her burial location
—a worm ate his brain
—left dead bear in Central Park
—decapitated a whale
—affair with reporter
—vaccine conspiracies
—nepo baby
—accused of molesting nanny
—wife killed herself when found his erotic diary detailing 37 affairs
—sued siblings to control her burial location
—a worm ate his brain