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Hugo (parody)
@hugomakesstuff.bsky.social
"clearance rack dev"

experienced programmer ✨ somewhere ✨

scary queer punk your parents warned you about
views are my own
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2025 is the year i am NOT making a game, this one's for hobbies that get me away from my pc and into anxious situations of my own creation
SnowPosting is out

all posts on here relating to cold weather are now called Sleets
November 19, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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Insane to finally have this live!

@jmasseydev.bsky.social and my first game announced with a playable demo! Please wishlist!

VacuuBot: Home Cleaning Simulator :)

store.steampowered.com/app/2993240/...
November 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
after 9 months i have finally managed to convince bluesky's age verification that i am an adult (i used my brothers face, he is 3 years younger than me)
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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This is the most ruthless act of union busting in the history of the UK games industry. Yesterday, @rockstargames.com unfairly fired over 30 employees for union activity.

We won't back down, and we're not scared - we will fight for every member to be reinstated.
BREAKING: Yesterday Grand Theft Auto VI maker Rockstar Games fired dozens of people, all of whom were involved in union efforts. A British union calls it "blatant and ruthless" union-busting. Take-Two Interactive says it was due to misconduct.

Here's the scoop: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
‘Grand Theft Auto’ Studio Accused of Union Busting After Firings
Union says 30 and 40 people were terminated. Rockstar Games’ parent company cites ‘gross misconduct’
www.bloomberg.com
October 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Miles is giving out chicken feathers idk why people are sleeping on the booth
If you are struggling to find us at MCM, @lyndseythefox.bsky.social and I are at booth S1361 - south hall, between the wrestling and signing area! It has been a VERY quiet spot 🥲
October 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
the silliness... it's terminal
October 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
October 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Trying to find a job in video games right now is like crawling through hell:

aftermath.site/video-game-rec...
October 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Unfortunately still on the lookout. Would really love to try and secure a job before the new year~
Hey, are you hiring game designers? Or know someone who is?
I would love to discuss it!

- 1 year’s experience working on projects at a Professional Level
- 5 years’ experience working on released projects on a Personal Level.
- 1 Announced title to be released: “Cat-A-Strophic”
September 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
i know i'm 5+ years late to the party but holy shit

In Other Waters has blown me away
September 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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I hate to be posting re: political stuff apologies

If you think digital Id cards for the UK are not a good idea feel free to join the many many people who agree...

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

(for me it's mostly the incompetence of public/private tech which will end up doing the work)
Petition: Do not introduce Digital ID cards
We demand that the UK Government immediately commits to not introducing a digital ID cards. There are reports that this is being looked at.
petition.parliament.uk
September 26, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

Donate at blinkingguy.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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It's time to do that thing you've been wanting to do
September 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Escape From New York walked so that Disney Descendants 2 could run
September 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
watching NFL for the first time and these are the least sexy little outfits men could possibly wear
September 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Are you making a game with Unity?
Would you like to ship on consoles whilst keeping costs down & minimising the pain of platform submissions?
PlatformLayer from Darbotron Ltd can help with that!
PlatformLayer has shipped in 8 games across 8 platforms - most of these passed submission first go...
PlatformLayer — darbotron ltd
www.darbotron.com
September 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
are there any decent resources for experienced devs wanting to learn a new game engine?

I feel like every tutorial or overview is geared towards complete beginners, it makes my brain shut down & skim over everything 😭
August 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
i'm blaming The Horrors on this post i'm so sorry everyone
goodbye 2024, you were the worst year of my life
August 4, 2025 at 9:36 AM
my super power is being able to spot a nerdy guy who might be bisexual from 500 feet away
July 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
no longer say things with your chest, say it like you're Fox Mulder explaining how a completely explainable event was actually aliens to a board of Congressmen
July 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Moguharu, a massive mole, is the mascot for Akagi Shrine in Kagurazaka, Tokyo.
July 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Guys this book is gorgeous please help them get funded!!! It ends in 4 days!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bul...
July 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
no Develop for Hugo, i am a sickly victorian child still (chest is achey) 🥲
everyone pretend you saw me and that i was very charming please
July 9, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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something they don't tell you about office jobs is how good it feels when somebody from another department is a little snippy to you in an email thread and all your boys rise up in a fury like the pillar of fire by night
July 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
we always hear "don't compare your own success to that of others" but i think some fools also need to hear "don't compare everyone else's success to your own"
July 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM