"i had open heart surgery and they got the wrong side the first time" is my go to

this was one of the few films we had on DVD when I was in early high school, must have watched it 20+ times, i'm convinced it did something to my brain chemistry

i'm too old for keeping up with this, i barely remember which of my friends know each other

gnawing at the bars of my cage waiting for pay day so i can pick one of these up

one singe spotting and i'm fulfilling my 2016 dream of dressing like Wrench from Watch Dogs 2 all the time

my early-mid 20's have been turning down edibles and asking "actually do you have a cig instead?" 😭

any chance these are gonna go on your Etsy any time soon? asking for the UK (me)

as a brit i want to see men crashing into each other wearing nothing but a mouth guard and some tiny shorts

the way this could be referring to any number of current events..,,, god