Howl's Moving Ass
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There are over a dozen states where sodomy is still illegal. PornHub isn't much bothered by this. "Encouraging illegal conduct" is a vague excuse for banning content they deem distasteful. It has nothing whatsoever to do with any reasonable legal risk.
Just a heads up from PornHub, mommy domme content on the site “will always be in violation of our terms” — unless it’s a “stepmommy domme” audio
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
There are over a dozen states where sodomy is still illegal. PornHub isn't much bothered by this. "Encouraging illegal conduct" is a vague excuse for banning content they deem distasteful. It has nothing whatsoever to do with any reasonable legal risk.
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I haven't laughed this hard in like a whole year
Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I haven't laughed this hard in like a whole year
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every few months i get to have a big massive day or week long uncontrolled meltdown, as a reminder that despite being highly functional (if depressed) the majority of the time, i am in fact incredibly mentally ill
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
every few months i get to have a big massive day or week long uncontrolled meltdown, as a reminder that despite being highly functional (if depressed) the majority of the time, i am in fact incredibly mentally ill
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warner brothers trickster figures explained
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
warner brothers trickster figures explained
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November 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Dread Delusion is just absurdly good. I've been latched to this game for a week. This is what games, and storytelling in games, should be like.
November 4, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Dread Delusion is just absurdly good. I've been latched to this game for a week. This is what games, and storytelling in games, should be like.
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Happy Godzilla Day
Love drawing this big goofball in his many forms
#godzilladay #godzilla #anguirus #kingghidorah
Love drawing this big goofball in his many forms
#godzilladay #godzilla #anguirus #kingghidorah
November 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Happy Godzilla Day
Love drawing this big goofball in his many forms
#godzilladay #godzilla #anguirus #kingghidorah
Love drawing this big goofball in his many forms
#godzilladay #godzilla #anguirus #kingghidorah
Constantly feeling like an old curmudgeon yelling at the kids on my lawn because I agree with every take I see that the internet significantly flattens important, communal & natural experiences, including this one.
November 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Constantly feeling like an old curmudgeon yelling at the kids on my lawn because I agree with every take I see that the internet significantly flattens important, communal & natural experiences, including this one.
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All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here
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Laura Palmer’s Mom sitting in front of a plant that looks exactly like her hair…. I’m losing it
February 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Laura Palmer’s Mom sitting in front of a plant that looks exactly like her hair…. I’m losing it
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Front or back view?? The right answer is 'both' cuz their both full length on the paid site💋🫶
#femboy #genderfluid #trans #dildo #sexwork #slimthicc #nonbinary #bubblebutt #bigdick #anal #hrtiddies
#femboy #genderfluid #trans #dildo #sexwork #slimthicc #nonbinary #bubblebutt #bigdick #anal #hrtiddies
April 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Front or back view?? The right answer is 'both' cuz their both full length on the paid site💋🫶
#femboy #genderfluid #trans #dildo #sexwork #slimthicc #nonbinary #bubblebutt #bigdick #anal #hrtiddies
#femboy #genderfluid #trans #dildo #sexwork #slimthicc #nonbinary #bubblebutt #bigdick #anal #hrtiddies
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
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time to unleash The Grilled Cheese Essay (which personally made padma lakshmi cry) on the newskies
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
November 11, 2024 at 9:14 PM
time to unleash The Grilled Cheese Essay (which personally made padma lakshmi cry) on the newskies
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
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my most boomer take is people should face consequences for their actions for fuck’s sake
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
my most boomer take is people should face consequences for their actions for fuck’s sake
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perhaps it is a millennial disease, this sort of juvenile clinging to ‘cosy’ narrative. a world free of suffering or consequence, a convenient world, ignoring the work. Ignoring the work entirely
October 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
perhaps it is a millennial disease, this sort of juvenile clinging to ‘cosy’ narrative. a world free of suffering or consequence, a convenient world, ignoring the work. Ignoring the work entirely
My employer has started using AI note taking, and people are instructing the AI to pretend it's different characters when it summarizes.
Building artificial intelligence and then instructing it to degrade itself is possibly the most on brand thing humanity has ever done.
Building artificial intelligence and then instructing it to degrade itself is possibly the most on brand thing humanity has ever done.
October 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My employer has started using AI note taking, and people are instructing the AI to pretend it's different characters when it summarizes.
Building artificial intelligence and then instructing it to degrade itself is possibly the most on brand thing humanity has ever done.
Building artificial intelligence and then instructing it to degrade itself is possibly the most on brand thing humanity has ever done.
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
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"Do you get a lot of chicks? Groupies?"
"Bein' a puppet, it's sorta different— the president of my fanclub is an angora sweater..."
"Bein' a puppet, it's sorta different— the president of my fanclub is an angora sweater..."
This is the very first appearance of Dr. Teeth, on March 18, 1975, promoting the upcoming MUPPET SHOW: SEX & VIOLENCE special. It’s remarkable to see how comfortable Jim Henson was both performing & improvising this brand new character, & just how fully-formed he already was...
October 25, 2025 at 7:41 AM
"Do you get a lot of chicks? Groupies?"
"Bein' a puppet, it's sorta different— the president of my fanclub is an angora sweater..."
"Bein' a puppet, it's sorta different— the president of my fanclub is an angora sweater..."
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[ s y n t h e t i c ] // 2023
October 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
[ s y n t h e t i c ] // 2023
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I still think the Wall Street Journal should pay every trans person in America roughly $10k each for that "trans bullet casings" story they concocted
October 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I still think the Wall Street Journal should pay every trans person in America roughly $10k each for that "trans bullet casings" story they concocted
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Hi #portfolioday ! I'm Nate and I make some pretty alright pixelart!
Check out my stores, portfolio, commissions and sites: linktr.ee/ekvitki
#pixelart #space #vgen #commission #kofi
Check out my stores, portfolio, commissions and sites: linktr.ee/ekvitki
#pixelart #space #vgen #commission #kofi
October 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hi #portfolioday ! I'm Nate and I make some pretty alright pixelart!
Check out my stores, portfolio, commissions and sites: linktr.ee/ekvitki
#pixelart #space #vgen #commission #kofi
Check out my stores, portfolio, commissions and sites: linktr.ee/ekvitki
#pixelart #space #vgen #commission #kofi