Houseplant Paradise
@houseplantparadise.bsky.social
Operations/Safety manager who is obsessed with flavor, noise, and industrial flavored dance music
Unrepentant gay slut, furry trash, 18+ NSFW
They/Them
https://linktr.ee/bonerjolly
Unrepentant gay slut, furry trash, 18+ NSFW
They/Them
https://linktr.ee/bonerjolly
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When a gay guy has a pool
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
When a gay guy has a pool
Making my boyfriend listen to Floorplan. Tickling his live of gospel music.
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Making my boyfriend listen to Floorplan. Tickling his live of gospel music.
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Nah but who the fuck is Gavin Newsom to tell me what is normal? He be fully chubbed up in tight ass wranglers tearing down homeless encampments with his bare hands
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Nah but who the fuck is Gavin Newsom to tell me what is normal? He be fully chubbed up in tight ass wranglers tearing down homeless encampments with his bare hands
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Found this in a digital stash today. It was a benefit show for @laurenbousfield.bsky.social who had been in a house fire. Aja and Cash Askew performed as Crescendo. Nihar Bhatt as Nine and @houseplantparadise.bsky.social as Forbidden Colors. The month after Ghost Ship happened and we lost Cash.
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Found this in a digital stash today. It was a benefit show for @laurenbousfield.bsky.social who had been in a house fire. Aja and Cash Askew performed as Crescendo. Nihar Bhatt as Nine and @houseplantparadise.bsky.social as Forbidden Colors. The month after Ghost Ship happened and we lost Cash.
Damn, I have not posted on here in 8 months!
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Damn, I have not posted on here in 8 months!
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NEW: Friends of Neri Alvarado, rotting in a Salvadoran prison on Trump's orders, made a video highlighting his volunteer work helping neurodiverse children learn to swim. Neri was sent there after someone at ICE thought his autism awareness tattoo was a gang tattoo.
Vid posted by Noah Lanard on X.
Vid posted by Noah Lanard on X.
March 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
NEW: Friends of Neri Alvarado, rotting in a Salvadoran prison on Trump's orders, made a video highlighting his volunteer work helping neurodiverse children learn to swim. Neri was sent there after someone at ICE thought his autism awareness tattoo was a gang tattoo.
Vid posted by Noah Lanard on X.
Vid posted by Noah Lanard on X.
San Francisco people, my favorite Gemini @mamak.bsky.social and his Fiancee have lost their cat! She was last seen on 3/26, they live between 19th and 20th street. Help bring Bhumi home
March 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
San Francisco people, my favorite Gemini @mamak.bsky.social and his Fiancee have lost their cat! She was last seen on 3/26, they live between 19th and 20th street. Help bring Bhumi home
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DUI hire Pete Hegseth
March 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
DUI hire Pete Hegseth
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It’s me. It’s your Sam. Don’t you know your Sam?
March 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It’s me. It’s your Sam. Don’t you know your Sam?
Just an FYI: IF YOUR TRYING TO HANG OUT WITH ME (SEXUALLY OR OTHERWISE), YOU GOTTA BE EXTRA CLEAR AND STRAIGHTFORWARD
March 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Just an FYI: IF YOUR TRYING TO HANG OUT WITH ME (SEXUALLY OR OTHERWISE), YOU GOTTA BE EXTRA CLEAR AND STRAIGHTFORWARD
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Maybe the biggest troll card ever now????? 1000/10 no notes
March 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Maybe the biggest troll card ever now????? 1000/10 no notes
My pack pulls keep winning
March 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
My pack pulls keep winning
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I can post the Magic Users Club opening on here now. Thank god.
March 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I can post the Magic Users Club opening on here now. Thank god.
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NYT running “Christians are persecuted in America” features as a christofascist regime runs roughshod over the country is truly sickening shit
March 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
NYT running “Christians are persecuted in America” features as a christofascist regime runs roughshod over the country is truly sickening shit
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good night Dungeon Synth Fiends.
March 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
good night Dungeon Synth Fiends.
I have been devouring Heavenly Tyrant, and holy shit, yall need to get in on this.
@xiranjayzhao.bsky.social
"In the name of stability and security, they condemn only the violence that challenges the status quo, never the violence that perpetuates it."
@xiranjayzhao.bsky.social
"In the name of stability and security, they condemn only the violence that challenges the status quo, never the violence that perpetuates it."
March 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I have been devouring Heavenly Tyrant, and holy shit, yall need to get in on this.
@xiranjayzhao.bsky.social
"In the name of stability and security, they condemn only the violence that challenges the status quo, never the violence that perpetuates it."
@xiranjayzhao.bsky.social
"In the name of stability and security, they condemn only the violence that challenges the status quo, never the violence that perpetuates it."
I have been on a Yung Lean kick and keep walking around work saying "Youuuuunnnggg Leeaaan"
March 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I have been on a Yung Lean kick and keep walking around work saying "Youuuuunnnggg Leeaaan"
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the OTHER thing about the white house’s anti-diversity push is that like old fashioned segregation it is explicitly an effort to undermine unions! like c’mon! don’t be stupid!
February 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
the OTHER thing about the white house’s anti-diversity push is that like old fashioned segregation it is explicitly an effort to undermine unions! like c’mon! don’t be stupid!
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This remix is SO GOOD
February 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This remix is SO GOOD
I have been hiding out on my furry account, takes like this will keep me there.... STOP THE CELEBRITY WORSHIP JFC
February 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I have been hiding out on my furry account, takes like this will keep me there.... STOP THE CELEBRITY WORSHIP JFC
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“Anything forced is not beautiful”
― Xenophon
― Xenophon
January 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
“Anything forced is not beautiful”
― Xenophon
― Xenophon
I am at The Avenue, I asked for a lighter and a gay said:
"Isn't that funny, a bundle of sticks asking for a lighter?"
I am wearing a jacket covered in roses and forgot for a split second
"Isn't that funny, a bundle of sticks asking for a lighter?"
I am wearing a jacket covered in roses and forgot for a split second
January 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I am at The Avenue, I asked for a lighter and a gay said:
"Isn't that funny, a bundle of sticks asking for a lighter?"
I am wearing a jacket covered in roses and forgot for a split second
"Isn't that funny, a bundle of sticks asking for a lighter?"
I am wearing a jacket covered in roses and forgot for a split second
My whole motivation with Magic commander nights is to stomp out annoying straight men with my angel decks
January 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My whole motivation with Magic commander nights is to stomp out annoying straight men with my angel decks
This album is an evergreen record that everyone needs to own
January 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This album is an evergreen record that everyone needs to own