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Horrible Harry
@horribleharry.bsky.social
I paint things. I cook things. Well practiced goof. Slow heavy music enthusiast. Hockey sufferer.
"We have Pequod's at home."

Pequod's at home:
December 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Day 6 of Christmas:

Me, wearing 5 gold rings: I see were back to birds then, huh?

My True Love: Oh yeah!
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Knowing what Jelly Roll is slang for is the least upsetting thing about the man, and that is saying something.
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Gushers but instead of candy and goop it's Goldfish crackers and Frank's hot sauce.
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Bluesky app logo got yassified. What the fuck.
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Coke Zero: Mortadella
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I'm pretty jealous that none of my grandparents lived long enough see a Cybertruck by quite a margin.
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Reposted by Horrible Harry
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Monkey put lighting in rock so good it make itself sad.
November 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Legit heard some howling outside that sounded *exactly* like the werewolf from An American Werewolf in London, so I had to go check it out.
November 2, 2025 at 6:33 AM
This is Max. A friend's cat. He is beautiful and has a neck like a tree trunk. Look at him.
November 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
He lied about not touching The White House. Imagine all the other things he's lied about not touching.
October 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Saaaaasage pan pie tonight.
October 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Buccatini, Interrupted. A film about the invention of macaroni.
October 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Proof I don't just make pizza all the time. Painted this massive mid 90s long bed, crew cab, dually F-350 yesterday and I'm still tired.
October 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Dill Pickle Pan Pizza tonight.
October 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
There is a continuing trend of people piping whipped ricotta on to their pizzas and all I gotta say about it is, have fun with your fancy nasty little poo piles.
October 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Of course there's icing in hockey. Where the fuck else are they supposed to play with their little puck or whatever?
October 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Tom Kenny should have played Buster Keaton in a biopic.
October 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
youtu.be/Asu4h_3v2yE?...

Blast this @pallbearerdoom.bsky.social track at full volume & leave this plane of existence for a while. Only a sample of things to come & I can't wait to hear the rest of the remaster. Foundations Of Burden is an all time doom album already & it's only getting better.
Pallbearer - Watcher in the Dark (Remastered 2025 - Official video)
YouTube video by Pallbearer
youtu.be
October 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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I could easily see myself voting for someone who runs on abolishing ice and prosecuting every single one of them and the entire administration

free campaign idea to good home
October 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The sheer audacity of a country musician with the last name Urban is simply astounding.
October 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sausage and giardiniera pie tonight.
September 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Wild that the pro segregation people are trying to convince all the people they despise to go along with their bullshit instead of fucking off and segregating themselves. That *is* an option.
September 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I mean this in the most respectful way possible, but if James Spader unzipped his skin and revealed that he's been a huge snake this entire time, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.
September 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM