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Orca Mosh pit.
Orca Mosh pit.
When I was 8 or 9 I thought I'd put a garden rake on the ground, prongs up, and stand on it to see if it would fly up and hit me painfully in the nose like the cartoons.
Reader, it did. Forcefully.
When I was 8 years old, I tried to jump on a balloon and pop it at a birthday party - but I bounced off, and landed... badly.
I broke the growth bone in my wrist and had to have surgery to repair it. It took weeks to heal.
The balloon went unscathed.
Once I was riding around warming up for a horse-based stunt show and the saddle wasn't done up properly, it slipped backwards and spun around under the horse, throwing me off and breaking my collar bone, 10min before the show.
When I was 8 or 9 I thought I'd put a garden rake on the ground, prongs up, and stand on it to see if it would fly up and hit me painfully in the nose like the cartoons.
Reader, it did. Forcefully.