Warped
@warped.bsky.social
He/Him. At my age, I should know who I am, but I'm still searching. ADHD. Music nerd, and hoarder. Love to play with words, currently I have invented 2714.5 swear words. Did anyone recall where I left my coffee?
Being an idiot here since 19/08/23
Being an idiot here since 19/08/23
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Warped
@warped.bsky.social
· Nov 11
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A great guide of people to follow based upon interests you may share. That's all a 'Starter pack' is, a Bluesky term for a group of people that share an interest, hobby, pastime, job, etc...
This is a joke. What about an open conversation and debate, unless this useless government have something to hide? This government, just like previous ones, hate the disabled ♿😠
DWP imposes 'gagging order' on disability experts ahead of PIP review
Non-disclosure agreement (NDA) for advisory group is a 'bad sign' for disability benefit overhaul, say claimants
inews.co.uk
September 16, 2025 at 6:49 AM
This is a joke. What about an open conversation and debate, unless this useless government have something to hide? This government, just like previous ones, hate the disabled ♿😠
Bloody hell 🎃😮 Size isn't everything.
'Giant pumpkin has taken over our Leatherhead allotment'
The Atlantic Giant pumpkins are growing on the Leatherhead Poors Allotments near the M25 motorway.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 14, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Bloody hell 🎃😮 Size isn't everything.
You love the country that much, but can't clean up after yourself? It's like a political game of 'Simon Says', if their cult leaders said clean up after, they would be out licking the pavement clean. Must please Tommy.
September 14, 2025 at 9:39 AM
You love the country that much, but can't clean up after yourself? It's like a political game of 'Simon Says', if their cult leaders said clean up after, they would be out licking the pavement clean. Must please Tommy.
🎶🎵 Music is a wonderful art form ❤️ I agree with what is said in this song, shame it's so short.
Oh, it does mention the C word. No, not chocolate.
Oh, it does mention the C word. No, not chocolate.
JUST FOR THE RECORD... (Original Song)
YouTube video by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq
youtu.be
September 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
🎶🎵 Music is a wonderful art form ❤️ I agree with what is said in this song, shame it's so short.
Oh, it does mention the C word. No, not chocolate.
Oh, it does mention the C word. No, not chocolate.
👍Well done Norwich. Spread love, not hate ❤️
September 13, 2025 at 8:03 AM
👍Well done Norwich. Spread love, not hate ❤️
St. George the Patron Saint for Palestine, Ukraine, Malta, Ethiopia, Bulgaria, etc....
Genova used the St. George's cross as their flag for 130 years before Edward III used it in England.
Trying to provoke anti-immigration rhetoric using a multicultural symbol that isn't even English in origin 🤦♂️
Genova used the St. George's cross as their flag for 130 years before Edward III used it in England.
Trying to provoke anti-immigration rhetoric using a multicultural symbol that isn't even English in origin 🤦♂️
September 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
St. George the Patron Saint for Palestine, Ukraine, Malta, Ethiopia, Bulgaria, etc....
Genova used the St. George's cross as their flag for 130 years before Edward III used it in England.
Trying to provoke anti-immigration rhetoric using a multicultural symbol that isn't even English in origin 🤦♂️
Genova used the St. George's cross as their flag for 130 years before Edward III used it in England.
Trying to provoke anti-immigration rhetoric using a multicultural symbol that isn't even English in origin 🤦♂️
Top tip: When arguing "end of" it trumps facts, logic and evidence. It beats, "nuff said", "Simple as", and "Fact!"
A useful tip for dumb twats who are too lazy to look things up.
A useful tip for dumb twats who are too lazy to look things up.
August 19, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Top tip: When arguing "end of" it trumps facts, logic and evidence. It beats, "nuff said", "Simple as", and "Fact!"
A useful tip for dumb twats who are too lazy to look things up.
A useful tip for dumb twats who are too lazy to look things up.
Go careful, paradoxical kleptomania is on the rise. In numerous shops recently, strange things turning up in odd locations. A DVD in chiller with the fish. Can of shaving foam with the broccoli. And the most confusing, a Birthday card to Carol from Kath and her dog in with deodorant.
August 19, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Go careful, paradoxical kleptomania is on the rise. In numerous shops recently, strange things turning up in odd locations. A DVD in chiller with the fish. Can of shaving foam with the broccoli. And the most confusing, a Birthday card to Carol from Kath and her dog in with deodorant.
So Ofcom £20,000 fine of Delaware-incorporated 4chan is illegal, says US law firm. Oops! I guess the next step is to tell UK based ISPs to ban the site? And more people use a VPN. This is what happens when idiots who know nothing about the subject, try to make laws to control it 👍
August 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
So Ofcom £20,000 fine of Delaware-incorporated 4chan is illegal, says US law firm. Oops! I guess the next step is to tell UK based ISPs to ban the site? And more people use a VPN. This is what happens when idiots who know nothing about the subject, try to make laws to control it 👍
How to beat the rail prices. Get some friends, all buy a second hand car. Travel to your destination, filming your trip. Don't forget to have a race on a handily placed racetrack on route. Include some scripted drama too. Sell cars at destination. Place on Youtube, maybe call it Slop Gear? 🚗💡🚂
Rail fares in England could rise by ‘outrageous’ 5.6% next year
Campaigners say passengers may be priced off trains as July inflation figure is likely to push up ticket prices
www.theguardian.com
August 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
How to beat the rail prices. Get some friends, all buy a second hand car. Travel to your destination, filming your trip. Don't forget to have a race on a handily placed racetrack on route. Include some scripted drama too. Sell cars at destination. Place on Youtube, maybe call it Slop Gear? 🚗💡🚂
Setting aside any moral issues with having customers report shoplifters, a £1 reward is an absolute fucking joke.
Iceland offering £1 reward scheme for customers who report a shoplifter
Grocery chain employees will verify the incident and the reward will be added to the shopper’s loyalty card
www.theguardian.com
August 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Setting aside any moral issues with having customers report shoplifters, a £1 reward is an absolute fucking joke.
So it was a sonic boom. I can safely say that was a strange sensation, and my anxiety has gone through the roof. Overall, not a good experience, 2 out of 10.
August 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
So it was a sonic boom. I can safely say that was a strange sensation, and my anxiety has gone through the roof. Overall, not a good experience, 2 out of 10.
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"I’m fucking terrified right now. I’m terrified of what has become acceptable rhetoric. Acceptable front pages. Acceptable campaigns. I’m terrified of what we are now and I’m terrified of what we may become. Because I don’t see an end in sight. The hatred has taken hold."
This. As I sit in Clacton😭
This. As I sit in Clacton😭
August 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
"I’m fucking terrified right now. I’m terrified of what has become acceptable rhetoric. Acceptable front pages. Acceptable campaigns. I’m terrified of what we are now and I’m terrified of what we may become. Because I don’t see an end in sight. The hatred has taken hold."
This. As I sit in Clacton😭
This. As I sit in Clacton😭
We need to ban journalists who don't reside in the UK, writing pieces about life in the UK. People like Richard Littlejohn who lives in Florida, but yet comments about small towns being full of immigrants. Did Grok tell you that?
August 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
We need to ban journalists who don't reside in the UK, writing pieces about life in the UK. People like Richard Littlejohn who lives in Florida, but yet comments about small towns being full of immigrants. Did Grok tell you that?
"Do you like the mugs? £1.99 in The Range, I could get you some?"
Starmer looks awkward in every photo.
Starmer looks awkward in every photo.
August 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
"Do you like the mugs? £1.99 in The Range, I could get you some?"
Starmer looks awkward in every photo.
Starmer looks awkward in every photo.
Japan stay strange. Japanese mascots playing football. No idea about rules, if they have any? 😂⚽
August 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Japan stay strange. Japanese mascots playing football. No idea about rules, if they have any? 😂⚽
Oh these are good, and count as two of your five a day 👍
August 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Oh these are good, and count as two of your five a day 👍
It seems like Strictly this year has been offering celebrities a pack of Chewitts to appear on this year's show.
What's below Z-list?
What's below Z-list?
August 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It seems like Strictly this year has been offering celebrities a pack of Chewitts to appear on this year's show.
What's below Z-list?
What's below Z-list?
How about no investing in AI? That will save tons on cooling.
UK government inexplicably tells citizens to delete old emails and pictures to save water during national drought — 'data centres require vast amounts of water to cool their systems'
"The current water shortfall situation in England now defined as a 'nationally significant incident.'"
www.tomshardware.com
August 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
How about no investing in AI? That will save tons on cooling.
Growing up, it really seemed like metalheads were simply nice people cosplaying as mean people, and hippies were mean people cosplaying as nice people.
August 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Growing up, it really seemed like metalheads were simply nice people cosplaying as mean people, and hippies were mean people cosplaying as nice people.
That explains why it smells like shite outside. Two large field fires are being tackled.
August 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
That explains why it smells like shite outside. Two large field fires are being tackled.
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Not one national paper talked about this. That’s how far things have gone.
August 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Not one national paper talked about this. That’s how far things have gone.
The fact they picked Nord just shows how tech illiterate they are. Opt for the first advertised VPN they find on Google.
NordVPN is the most popular VPN amongst UK politicians – but they're not getting the best deals
The provider features 10 times on the parliamentary expenses list
www.tomsguide.com
August 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The fact they picked Nord just shows how tech illiterate they are. Opt for the first advertised VPN they find on Google.
This needs to be a TV show. More cat content on TV, and it's intellectual too 🐈📺😂
The ULTIMATE Cat Playground & Penalty Shoot-Out Challenge | House Of Cats | Channel 4
YouTube video by Channel 4
youtu.be
August 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
This needs to be a TV show. More cat content on TV, and it's intellectual too 🐈📺😂