Warped
@warped.bsky.social
He/Him. At my age, I should know who I am, but I'm still searching. ADHD. Music nerd, and hoarder. Love to play with words, currently I have invented 2714.5 swear words. Did anyone recall where I left my coffee?
Being an idiot here since 19/08/23
Being an idiot here since 19/08/23
You love the country that much, but can't clean up after yourself? It's like a political game of 'Simon Says', if their cult leaders said clean up after, they would be out licking the pavement clean. Must please Tommy.
September 14, 2025 at 9:39 AM
You love the country that much, but can't clean up after yourself? It's like a political game of 'Simon Says', if their cult leaders said clean up after, they would be out licking the pavement clean. Must please Tommy.
👍Well done Norwich. Spread love, not hate ❤️
September 13, 2025 at 8:03 AM
👍Well done Norwich. Spread love, not hate ❤️
St. George the Patron Saint for Palestine, Ukraine, Malta, Ethiopia, Bulgaria, etc....
Genova used the St. George's cross as their flag for 130 years before Edward III used it in England.
Trying to provoke anti-immigration rhetoric using a multicultural symbol that isn't even English in origin 🤦♂️
Genova used the St. George's cross as their flag for 130 years before Edward III used it in England.
Trying to provoke anti-immigration rhetoric using a multicultural symbol that isn't even English in origin 🤦♂️
September 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
St. George the Patron Saint for Palestine, Ukraine, Malta, Ethiopia, Bulgaria, etc....
Genova used the St. George's cross as their flag for 130 years before Edward III used it in England.
Trying to provoke anti-immigration rhetoric using a multicultural symbol that isn't even English in origin 🤦♂️
Genova used the St. George's cross as their flag for 130 years before Edward III used it in England.
Trying to provoke anti-immigration rhetoric using a multicultural symbol that isn't even English in origin 🤦♂️
"Do you like the mugs? £1.99 in The Range, I could get you some?"
Starmer looks awkward in every photo.
Starmer looks awkward in every photo.
August 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
"Do you like the mugs? £1.99 in The Range, I could get you some?"
Starmer looks awkward in every photo.
Starmer looks awkward in every photo.
Japan stay strange. Japanese mascots playing football. No idea about rules, if they have any? 😂⚽
August 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Japan stay strange. Japanese mascots playing football. No idea about rules, if they have any? 😂⚽
Oh these are good, and count as two of your five a day 👍
August 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Oh these are good, and count as two of your five a day 👍
The quality of graffiti has gone down hill. And Jack. You have issues. Sort it out 🍑👃
August 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The quality of graffiti has gone down hill. And Jack. You have issues. Sort it out 🍑👃
Interesting decor, I will pass, thanks 🪴🦵😕
August 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Interesting decor, I will pass, thanks 🪴🦵😕
Due to being half asleep. A vaguely entertaining post has been substituted with this picture. I hope you enjoy the picture of the bus stop.
August 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Due to being half asleep. A vaguely entertaining post has been substituted with this picture. I hope you enjoy the picture of the bus stop.
Thanks, BBC, now I'm very confused. What is this? 😕🤷♂️😵💫
August 11, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Thanks, BBC, now I'm very confused. What is this? 😕🤷♂️😵💫
What a bunch of Muppets.
July 8, 2025 at 11:22 AM
What a bunch of Muppets.
The Cold War did have some uses, the Protect and Survive leaflet for example. It shows just how to escape the constant Wimbledon coverage.
July 8, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The Cold War did have some uses, the Protect and Survive leaflet for example. It shows just how to escape the constant Wimbledon coverage.
The White Swan might be a great place to go and eat, but it answered a question about Eton I never wanted answering.
July 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The White Swan might be a great place to go and eat, but it answered a question about Eton I never wanted answering.
This Labour Party is so determined to prove it's moved on from the Corbyn years that it has become the new Tory party.
June 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This Labour Party is so determined to prove it's moved on from the Corbyn years that it has become the new Tory party.
Do they know something I don't?
June 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Do they know something I don't?
Last time I buy avocados from Tesco. This one looks angry and sad.
January 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Last time I buy avocados from Tesco. This one looks angry and sad.
House! Ok, you win the award. Every colour of weather warning in one area.
On a serious note, stay safe.
On a serious note, stay safe.
January 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
House! Ok, you win the award. Every colour of weather warning in one area.
On a serious note, stay safe.
On a serious note, stay safe.
Yeah, up that voltage. Let's turn this place into some 80s music video.
January 23, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Yeah, up that voltage. Let's turn this place into some 80s music video.
Now I'm confused. Is 'Only Bread' like 'Only Fans' but for toast lovers? It looks a mean thing.
January 23, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Now I'm confused. Is 'Only Bread' like 'Only Fans' but for toast lovers? It looks a mean thing.
I would watch this, the combo we need.
January 23, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I would watch this, the combo we need.
Even the Gnomes have had enough of this shit.
January 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Even the Gnomes have had enough of this shit.