HopelessSurfer
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When you think it’s home time but there’s still 40 minutes to go.
November 27, 2024 at 9:42 AM
When you think it’s home time but there’s still 40 minutes to go.
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Optimist: The glass is ½ full
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty
Optometrist: The glasses will be £375, please.
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty
Optometrist: The glasses will be £375, please.
November 23, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Optimist: The glass is ½ full
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty
Optometrist: The glasses will be £375, please.
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty
Optometrist: The glasses will be £375, please.
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Wow it was really windy last night #StormBert
November 23, 2024 at 9:04 AM
Wow it was really windy last night #StormBert
My notice period on the bird site has been served. Account deactivated.
November 16, 2024 at 9:43 AM
My notice period on the bird site has been served. Account deactivated.
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Mastodon rn
a man wearing a pirate hat is looking out of a window .
ALT: a man wearing a pirate hat is looking out of a window .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Mastodon rn
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Signing special editions of House of Open Wounds at Goldsboro Books, London, right now. I hadn’t realised we were getting a beautiful sprayed edges version to match City of Last Chances!
January 3, 2024 at 10:40 AM
Signing special editions of House of Open Wounds at Goldsboro Books, London, right now. I hadn’t realised we were getting a beautiful sprayed edges version to match City of Last Chances!
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When an elephant gets pregnant out of wedlock, everyone avoids talking about the elephant in the womb.
December 13, 2023 at 7:34 AM
When an elephant gets pregnant out of wedlock, everyone avoids talking about the elephant in the womb.
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Keep your #Christmas consumption to sensible levels with this handy guide... #xmas
December 11, 2023 at 8:56 AM
Keep your #Christmas consumption to sensible levels with this handy guide... #xmas
Keep your #Christmas consumption to sensible levels with this handy guide... #xmas
December 11, 2023 at 8:56 AM
Keep your #Christmas consumption to sensible levels with this handy guide... #xmas
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Please please please people, if you know anyone who could be interested in this stuff, please share.
I’m honestly, sadly but unashamedly, asking for a life line here
With many thanks ❤️
I’m honestly, sadly but unashamedly, asking for a life line here
With many thanks ❤️
Hi guys!
If a few of you could buy some of my stuff real quick that’d be great because AAAAAARGH!
If a few of you could buy some of my stuff real quick that’d be great because AAAAAARGH!
If you bought anything from my shops, I could maybe buy presents for the kids for Christmas. Obviously, it’s not vital but it would be nice.
For now. It’s a nothing under the tree kind of year. Also, no tree.
🤷♂️
Antiques and Stuff: jeffwcupboardofstuff.etsy.com/listing/1612...
For now. It’s a nothing under the tree kind of year. Also, no tree.
🤷♂️
Antiques and Stuff: jeffwcupboardofstuff.etsy.com/listing/1612...
December 5, 2023 at 3:04 AM
Please please please people, if you know anyone who could be interested in this stuff, please share.
I’m honestly, sadly but unashamedly, asking for a life line here
With many thanks ❤️
I’m honestly, sadly but unashamedly, asking for a life line here
With many thanks ❤️
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ISAAC NEWTON: If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants.
WIFE: He's been talking nonsense like this for the last few days.
DOCTOR: And you say the head injury was caused by an apple?
WIFE: He's been talking nonsense like this for the last few days.
DOCTOR: And you say the head injury was caused by an apple?
October 20, 2023 at 6:20 PM
ISAAC NEWTON: If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants.
WIFE: He's been talking nonsense like this for the last few days.
DOCTOR: And you say the head injury was caused by an apple?
WIFE: He's been talking nonsense like this for the last few days.
DOCTOR: And you say the head injury was caused by an apple?
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[Clark Kent, telling a joke]
"— so I guess you could say, I…"
*lowers glasses*
- OH MY GOD! YOU'RE SUPERMAN!!
"shit"
"— so I guess you could say, I…"
*lowers glasses*
- OH MY GOD! YOU'RE SUPERMAN!!
"shit"
October 16, 2023 at 6:30 AM
[Clark Kent, telling a joke]
"— so I guess you could say, I…"
*lowers glasses*
- OH MY GOD! YOU'RE SUPERMAN!!
"shit"
"— so I guess you could say, I…"
*lowers glasses*
- OH MY GOD! YOU'RE SUPERMAN!!
"shit"
Time to light the fire?
#Autumn
#Autumn
September 26, 2023 at 6:08 PM
Time to light the fire?
#Autumn
#Autumn
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In the USA, they call it a traffic jelly
September 7, 2023 at 11:59 PM
In the USA, they call it a traffic jelly
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Rishi Sunak vows not to impose measures only he could introduce and nobody else had previously heard of
September 20, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Rishi Sunak vows not to impose measures only he could introduce and nobody else had previously heard of