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Tom F
@honoredeballsac.bsky.social
· Jun 19
sorry i'm late, there was a cat
titration (n.) the number of boobs you're allowed to have
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
titration (n.) the number of boobs you're allowed to have
Throughout the world, centres of the Somerset diaspora are known as Mini Cheddars
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Throughout the world, centres of the Somerset diaspora are known as Mini Cheddars
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Puzzle #910
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rubbish purps but they all count
Puzzle #910
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rubbish purps but they all count
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Puzzle #910
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rubbish purps but they all count
Puzzle #910
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rubbish purps but they all count
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Puzzle #909
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master of purpets
Puzzle #909
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master of purpets
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Puzzle #909
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master of purpets
Puzzle #909
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master of purpets
TOP TIP: Pretend you're a gangsta by turning round after you've used the lavatory & saying "That's my shit right there"
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
TOP TIP: Pretend you're a gangsta by turning round after you've used the lavatory & saying "That's my shit right there"
Reposted by Tom F
To be fair this 'kill them all' thing is just an honest mistake that happens when, instead of hiring an honourable career officer with an understanding of the law, a firm grasp of military strategy and a deep appreciation of the unfortunate and unavoidable moral weight of warfare, you hire a cunt.
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
To be fair this 'kill them all' thing is just an honest mistake that happens when, instead of hiring an honourable career officer with an understanding of the law, a firm grasp of military strategy and a deep appreciation of the unfortunate and unavoidable moral weight of warfare, you hire a cunt.
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Puzzle #906
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prince of purps
Puzzle #906
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prince of purps
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Puzzle #906
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prince of purps
Puzzle #906
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prince of purps
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Puzzle #904
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purp me up
Puzzle #904
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purp me up
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Puzzle #904
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purp me up
Puzzle #904
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purp me up
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Puzzle #901
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purps is my job & blu is my main hobby so this was made for me lol
Puzzle #901
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purps is my job & blu is my main hobby so this was made for me lol
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Puzzle #901
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purps is my job & blu is my main hobby so this was made for me lol
Puzzle #901
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purps is my job & blu is my main hobby so this was made for me lol
1st thoughts were opening tracks from debut LPs so figured I'd narrow the focus for fun:
Next to You (Police, Outlandos d'Amour)
Skin & Bones (Sundays, Reading, Writing & Arithmetic)
Janie Jones (Clash s/t)
Sick & Tired (Cardigans, Emmerdale)
Welcome to the Working Week (Costello, My Aim is True)
Next to You (Police, Outlandos d'Amour)
Skin & Bones (Sundays, Reading, Writing & Arithmetic)
Janie Jones (Clash s/t)
Sick & Tired (Cardigans, Emmerdale)
Welcome to the Working Week (Costello, My Aim is True)
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
1st thoughts were opening tracks from debut LPs so figured I'd narrow the focus for fun:
Next to You (Police, Outlandos d'Amour)
Skin & Bones (Sundays, Reading, Writing & Arithmetic)
Janie Jones (Clash s/t)
Sick & Tired (Cardigans, Emmerdale)
Welcome to the Working Week (Costello, My Aim is True)
Next to You (Police, Outlandos d'Amour)
Skin & Bones (Sundays, Reading, Writing & Arithmetic)
Janie Jones (Clash s/t)
Sick & Tired (Cardigans, Emmerdale)
Welcome to the Working Week (Costello, My Aim is True)
heterodox (n.) where straight people keep their boats
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
heterodox (n.) where straight people keep their boats
chocolate braaaiiin by tay zombay is this anything
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
chocolate braaaiiin by tay zombay is this anything
sorry for the delay in responding, ive been busy posting pix of the top part of my penis on OnlyGlans, you know how it is
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
sorry for the delay in responding, ive been busy posting pix of the top part of my penis on OnlyGlans, you know how it is
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Puzzle #896
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peurpes (French)
Puzzle #896
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peurpes (French)
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Puzzle #896
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peurpes (French)
Puzzle #896
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peurpes (French)
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Puzzle #895
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purrrrps 😼
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purrrrps 😼
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Puzzle #895
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purrrrps 😼
Puzzle #895
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purrrrps 😼
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Puzzle #892
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thems my purps
Puzzle #892
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thems my purps
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Puzzle #892
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thems my purps
Puzzle #892
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thems my purps
Goon a movie
Goon Girl
Goon Girl
Goon a movie
Goonin' 2: Electric Goonaloo
Goonin' 2: Electric Goonaloo
Goon a movie
Goonfellas
Goonfellas
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Goon a movie
Goon Girl
Goon Girl
smells of sour cream
Reply or quote with a punchline:
"Yeah, I've got a dick like a Pringles can. It _________________"
"Yeah, I've got a dick like a Pringles can. It _________________"
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
smells of sour cream
in personal news, i'm alive and, well
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
in personal news, i'm alive and, well
if you get more right wing as you get older, why aren't vampires hitler?
November 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
if you get more right wing as you get older, why aren't vampires hitler?
This is the best joke I have ever invented. I have put it on various platforms over the years & it has resolutely failed to go viral, which makes me say grrrr
Q. Who's got 2 thumbs & plays cricket?
A. Sir Ian Both Thumbs
A. Sir Ian Both Thumbs
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This is the best joke I have ever invented. I have put it on various platforms over the years & it has resolutely failed to go viral, which makes me say grrrr
mesopotamia (n.) quantity of potamia suitable for a person from louisiana
October 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
mesopotamia (n.) quantity of potamia suitable for a person from louisiana
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Sars
Sars
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Twit
Twit
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
ButlerFinger
ButlerFinger
October 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Sars
Sars
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Puzzle #870
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purpetratin
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purpetratin
October 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Puzzle #870
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purpetratin
Puzzle #870
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purpetratin
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Puzzle #869
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the world according to purp
Puzzle #869
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the world according to purp
October 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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the world according to purp
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the world according to purp