your best american boy
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🚬 with a chicago habit. rural and/or rust belt evangelist.
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Two-story outhouse
Gays, IL
Gays, IL
December 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Two-story outhouse
Gays, IL
Gays, IL
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all i wanted was a world where I could talk about politics with my friends without ever discussing two presidents giving each other blowjobs but woke took that away too.
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
all i wanted was a world where I could talk about politics with my friends without ever discussing two presidents giving each other blowjobs but woke took that away too.
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props to WSJ for once on a useful notion, ADMIN PARTY for everybody
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
props to WSJ for once on a useful notion, ADMIN PARTY for everybody
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when youre coding & switch from listening to sad indie music to metal
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
when youre coding & switch from listening to sad indie music to metal
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*Gordon Lightfoot voice*
it was fresh on the scene
back in twenty-fifteen
when I saw a new movie called "Carol"
in the row next to me
a woman said with glee
"I think those are lesbians, Harold"
it was fresh on the scene
back in twenty-fifteen
when I saw a new movie called "Carol"
in the row next to me
a woman said with glee
"I think those are lesbians, Harold"
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
*Gordon Lightfoot voice*
it was fresh on the scene
back in twenty-fifteen
when I saw a new movie called "Carol"
in the row next to me
a woman said with glee
"I think those are lesbians, Harold"
it was fresh on the scene
back in twenty-fifteen
when I saw a new movie called "Carol"
in the row next to me
a woman said with glee
"I think those are lesbians, Harold"
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Wish I was her so bad
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Wish I was her so bad
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In the 1953 movie “The Blue Gardenia,” Ann Sothern’s character includes this information when she describes herself: “Nationality — Chicago.”
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
In the 1953 movie “The Blue Gardenia,” Ann Sothern’s character includes this information when she describes herself: “Nationality — Chicago.”
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Beautiful. www.newyorker.com/culture/cove...
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Beautiful. www.newyorker.com/culture/cove...
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Chicago are you even real
November 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Chicago are you even real
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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Happy Halloween from the black squirrel of Graceland Cemetery! 🐿️ 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Happy Halloween from the black squirrel of Graceland Cemetery! 🐿️ 🎃
everything is really bad right now. my reaction has been to exert more and more agency over my body. so i’ve gotten new piercings and tattoos and an updated dosage of 450mg of wellbutrin. we’re gonna get through this together.
October 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
everything is really bad right now. my reaction has been to exert more and more agency over my body. so i’ve gotten new piercings and tattoos and an updated dosage of 450mg of wellbutrin. we’re gonna get through this together.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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The Algonquin Round Table were drunks and Communists but it’s important that we in the podcast community honor them as the first podcasters. Intermittently funny, jobs that let them dick around all afternoon, no audience to speak of. 🫡
October 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The Algonquin Round Table were drunks and Communists but it’s important that we in the podcast community honor them as the first podcasters. Intermittently funny, jobs that let them dick around all afternoon, no audience to speak of. 🫡
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The vibes in Chicago right now are sort of like during the pandemic except if covid showed up in a random neighborhood every day and had to be driven off by everyone yelling at it
October 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The vibes in Chicago right now are sort of like during the pandemic except if covid showed up in a random neighborhood every day and had to be driven off by everyone yelling at it
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This chipmunk came up to me and said “Chicago will outlive the federal government” what did he mean by this
October 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This chipmunk came up to me and said “Chicago will outlive the federal government” what did he mean by this
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The absolute most generous read on “bus lane enforcement = surveillance state” is that a bus lane violation could be pretext for a more direct encounter with law enforcement later. Which is a cute thing to worry about in a world where feds are snatching people with no more pretext than “has melanin”
October 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The absolute most generous read on “bus lane enforcement = surveillance state” is that a bus lane violation could be pretext for a more direct encounter with law enforcement later. Which is a cute thing to worry about in a world where feds are snatching people with no more pretext than “has melanin”
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Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the soyjak doomscroller Bob and myself as the chad organizer Sensei Sergio.
October 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the soyjak doomscroller Bob and myself as the chad organizer Sensei Sergio.
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its really unfortunate the "accidentally became important at work" tweet is the realest shit of all time
October 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
its really unfortunate the "accidentally became important at work" tweet is the realest shit of all time
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A few messages seen today in Chicago’s Uptown neighborhood
![A sign in a store window says: “WE DON’T [SERVE is crossed out] FEED ICE OR PIGS! even if you steal this sign”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zpjngx2zthi4a3zeizcqjngg/bafkreibixjrr54y5iu5ososygru4krjnxm2ciqla42apz37ccdywfcyfxa@jpeg)
October 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
A few messages seen today in Chicago’s Uptown neighborhood
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RIP Tony Fitzpatrick. Taught me so much about what it means to love a place so much that you become one with it. A truly singular Chicago artist.
October 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
RIP Tony Fitzpatrick. Taught me so much about what it means to love a place so much that you become one with it. A truly singular Chicago artist.