Amalgamated Hat
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adverbs slowly, loudly
Take a break from stamping visas and review four thousand political cartoons some Indonesian granny liked on Facebook
“It’ll be interesting to watch the tourism numbers.”
U.S. Plans to Scrutinize Foreign Tourists’ Social Media History
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Take a break from stamping visas and review four thousand political cartoons some Indonesian granny liked on Facebook
Don’t eat the seed corn zuck
Meta to cut up to 30% of metaverse budget, Bloomberg News reports reut.rs/48kJ1lB
Meta to cut up to 30% of metaverse budget, Bloomberg News reports
Meta is expected to make budget cuts of up to 30% for its metaverse initiative, Bloomberg News reported on Thursday, citing people familiar with the discussions.
reut.rs
December 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Don’t eat the seed corn zuck
…in conclusion they were not giants
April 12, 2024 at 2:40 PM
…in conclusion they were not giants
Good news to anyone looking yo upgrade their habitat module in Upstate New York’s beautiful Martian Desert region
April 10, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Good news to anyone looking yo upgrade their habitat module in Upstate New York’s beautiful Martian Desert region
Everyone but me came down with stomach flu overnight. Do I take it easy because I may be next, or make an epic brunch for one while they groan on the bathroom tile?
March 31, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Everyone but me came down with stomach flu overnight. Do I take it easy because I may be next, or make an epic brunch for one while they groan on the bathroom tile?
In the final stage of its lifecycle Google becomes the Phone Book it feasted on in its pupal stage. lifehacker.com/tech/how-to-...
March 13, 2024 at 12:38 PM
In the final stage of its lifecycle Google becomes the Phone Book it feasted on in its pupal stage. lifehacker.com/tech/how-to-...
Thinking of all the people out there who lost a loved one today and how they’ll feel it only 1/4 as bad as the rest of us
March 1, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Thinking of all the people out there who lost a loved one today and how they’ll feel it only 1/4 as bad as the rest of us
Also the abyss is odorless, which is why dogs never seem troubled by it
February 17, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Also the abyss is odorless, which is why dogs never seem troubled by it
Same. Multiple times. Have been watching p+ including live sports for a month with no issues and tonight dropped video, spinner, audio lag, unexpected switching to CBS news feed.
February 12, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Same. Multiple times. Have been watching p+ including live sports for a month with no issues and tonight dropped video, spinner, audio lag, unexpected switching to CBS news feed.
That’s right gumshoes, you’re going back two thousand years to stop Carmen Sandiego from convincing a 23 year old Jesus from going on tour with his cousin’s band.
December 28, 2023 at 7:35 PM
That’s right gumshoes, you’re going back two thousand years to stop Carmen Sandiego from convincing a 23 year old Jesus from going on tour with his cousin’s band.
A 21st century update of Citizen Kane opens with Kane’s deathbed utterance of “Kirkland Snowviper Mark II”
December 27, 2023 at 1:22 AM
A 21st century update of Citizen Kane opens with Kane’s deathbed utterance of “Kirkland Snowviper Mark II”
Me: my plan to sustain Medicare and Social Security is to tax the rich.
You: that math doesn’t work there still isn’t enough money-
Me: I wasn’t finished, after the tax hike we open them up and sell all their organs.
You: that math doesn’t work there still isn’t enough money-
Me: I wasn’t finished, after the tax hike we open them up and sell all their organs.
November 19, 2023 at 11:27 PM
Me: my plan to sustain Medicare and Social Security is to tax the rich.
You: that math doesn’t work there still isn’t enough money-
Me: I wasn’t finished, after the tax hike we open them up and sell all their organs.
You: that math doesn’t work there still isn’t enough money-
Me: I wasn’t finished, after the tax hike we open them up and sell all their organs.
Doesn’t sound worth it unless you’re getting a shitload of Platons out of it
November 15, 2023 at 12:56 PM
Doesn’t sound worth it unless you’re getting a shitload of Platons out of it
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The Amish offer you a ride Karen:
November 12, 2023 at 9:09 PM
The Amish offer you a ride Karen:
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The Snowflake Brigade appears to have made the trip from Twitter.
Lol
Lol
November 12, 2023 at 7:06 PM
The Snowflake Brigade appears to have made the trip from Twitter.
Lol
Lol
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nice googlewhack
October 17, 2023 at 2:01 PM
nice googlewhack
What do they call Bert and Ernie?
In Australian Sesame Street he’s called Oscar the Cunt
October 16, 2023 at 1:27 PM
What do they call Bert and Ernie?
Not too distant
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE FUTURE IS *HERE* :D
THE FUTURE IS *HERE* :D
October 13, 2023 at 1:18 PM
Not too distant
USB-C pronounced Uzbek
USB is pronounced “oosb”.
October 3, 2023 at 4:48 PM
USB-C pronounced Uzbek
Jesus loves us all, less well known is that he also ranks us on a 1-100 hotness scale
September 23, 2023 at 7:37 PM
Jesus loves us all, less well known is that he also ranks us on a 1-100 hotness scale
[solemnly circles campfire]Heh heh, oh yes...
Some say the conservatives were bullied out... and there's folk who say they met girls what could stand listenin' to em talk. But the next full moon they'll come ride down from Sea Lion point just asking questions and advocating for the devil hissself!
Some say the conservatives were bullied out... and there's folk who say they met girls what could stand listenin' to em talk. But the next full moon they'll come ride down from Sea Lion point just asking questions and advocating for the devil hissself!
This platform is very politically one sided. The conservatives got bullied out, so it’s unlikely to have the same pile on for your position. Consider this left wing Gettr or Truth Social.
September 19, 2023 at 9:51 PM
[solemnly circles campfire]Heh heh, oh yes...
Some say the conservatives were bullied out... and there's folk who say they met girls what could stand listenin' to em talk. But the next full moon they'll come ride down from Sea Lion point just asking questions and advocating for the devil hissself!
Some say the conservatives were bullied out... and there's folk who say they met girls what could stand listenin' to em talk. But the next full moon they'll come ride down from Sea Lion point just asking questions and advocating for the devil hissself!
Four Bottoms and a Funeral
September 19, 2023 at 4:49 PM
Four Bottoms and a Funeral
They used the other kind of gas on my great grandfather, he died instantly but the pain has never stopped
"Nitrogen gas asphyxiation was previously used to euthanize pets. However, the American Veterinary Medical Association no longer recommends nitrogen asphyxiation for nonavian animals, citing data that indicates those animals may experience panic, pain and severe physical distress before dying."
So Alabama is bringing back the gas chamber. What a time to be alive.
September 18, 2023 at 9:06 PM
They used the other kind of gas on my great grandfather, he died instantly but the pain has never stopped
Starting to think this Santa guy might have been grooming me
September 18, 2023 at 2:25 AM
Starting to think this Santa guy might have been grooming me