Brian Penny 🍿
@brianpenny.bsky.social
“Say what it is” he says in a post that he refuses to say what it is because he’s a goofy bitch who wants you to take a risk he won’t since he is afraid for his vanity numbers.
January 26, 2026 at 2:38 AM
“Say what it is” he says in a post that he refuses to say what it is because he’s a goofy bitch who wants you to take a risk he won’t since he is afraid for his vanity numbers.
Women pay a little more for razors than men do. But also their used underwear sells for way more, so it evens out.
January 26, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Women pay a little more for razors than men do. But also their used underwear sells for way more, so it evens out.
Apparently people want me to post dick pics
January 26, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Apparently people want me to post dick pics
Internet rule #19303625: No matter how many blue checks or verification systems are implemented, someone will always believe the obvious bot account is real
January 25, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Internet rule #19303625: No matter how many blue checks or verification systems are implemented, someone will always believe the obvious bot account is real
AI won’t take your job—someone using AI will just make your job 10x harder fixing their endless stream of mistakes for the same pay.
January 25, 2026 at 12:16 PM
AI won’t take your job—someone using AI will just make your job 10x harder fixing their endless stream of mistakes for the same pay.
AI bros: HUMAN ARTISTS CANT COMPETE WITH AI!!! ITS THE BEST TOOL FOR COMING UP WITH IDEAS!!! LEARN TO PROMPT!!
Also AI bros: Supergirl, blonde, flirty, in the style of Greg Rutkowski, in the style of Artgerm, Studio Ghibli, Pixar, ArtStation, no extra fingers, no deformities, huge boobs, no fatties
Also AI bros: Supergirl, blonde, flirty, in the style of Greg Rutkowski, in the style of Artgerm, Studio Ghibli, Pixar, ArtStation, no extra fingers, no deformities, huge boobs, no fatties
January 25, 2026 at 12:05 PM
AI bros: HUMAN ARTISTS CANT COMPETE WITH AI!!! ITS THE BEST TOOL FOR COMING UP WITH IDEAS!!! LEARN TO PROMPT!!
Also AI bros: Supergirl, blonde, flirty, in the style of Greg Rutkowski, in the style of Artgerm, Studio Ghibli, Pixar, ArtStation, no extra fingers, no deformities, huge boobs, no fatties
Also AI bros: Supergirl, blonde, flirty, in the style of Greg Rutkowski, in the style of Artgerm, Studio Ghibli, Pixar, ArtStation, no extra fingers, no deformities, huge boobs, no fatties
If AI is so fantastic, why do so many companies program their chatbots to not admit they’re chatbots? Why are they trying to deceive you into believing they’re human? Why not just be honest and brag that you’re using AI?
January 25, 2026 at 11:41 AM
If AI is so fantastic, why do so many companies program their chatbots to not admit they’re chatbots? Why are they trying to deceive you into believing they’re human? Why not just be honest and brag that you’re using AI?
If the internet is like AI, why have I never met a single human on the planet who has been hired to hide that a company uses internet?
January 25, 2026 at 11:35 AM
If the internet is like AI, why have I never met a single human on the planet who has been hired to hide that a company uses internet?
If AI is like the Internet, why can’t I find an internet detector online so I can determine whether a business uses the Internet?
And what business do you know that hires an entire team to help them hide their Internet usage?
And what business do you know that hires an entire team to help them hide their Internet usage?
January 25, 2026 at 11:23 AM
If AI is like the Internet, why can’t I find an internet detector online so I can determine whether a business uses the Internet?
And what business do you know that hires an entire team to help them hide their Internet usage?
And what business do you know that hires an entire team to help them hide their Internet usage?
The difference between the Internet and AI is businesses put their Internet addresses on their business cards but they hire entire teams to task them with editing AI outputs so that it passes as human and nobody knows they used AI.
January 25, 2026 at 11:04 AM
The difference between the Internet and AI is businesses put their Internet addresses on their business cards but they hire entire teams to task them with editing AI outputs so that it passes as human and nobody knows they used AI.
Why hide that you use AI in the first place? Isn’t it the goal? Aren’t we all going to fall behind if we don’t? I don’t recall businesses trying to hide that they have a website when the internet came out.
January 25, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Why hide that you use AI in the first place? Isn’t it the goal? Aren’t we all going to fall behind if we don’t? I don’t recall businesses trying to hide that they have a website when the internet came out.
It is cute that people want an AI filter.
First, it’s not a binary thing. There is no “AI or not AI”
But also—have you not worked a creative gig since 2022? EVERY AGENCY on the planet is inundated with clients who want them to edit an AI output so it passes as human. It’s been that way for years.
First, it’s not a binary thing. There is no “AI or not AI”
But also—have you not worked a creative gig since 2022? EVERY AGENCY on the planet is inundated with clients who want them to edit an AI output so it passes as human. It’s been that way for years.
January 25, 2026 at 10:40 AM
It is cute that people want an AI filter.
First, it’s not a binary thing. There is no “AI or not AI”
But also—have you not worked a creative gig since 2022? EVERY AGENCY on the planet is inundated with clients who want them to edit an AI output so it passes as human. It’s been that way for years.
First, it’s not a binary thing. There is no “AI or not AI”
But also—have you not worked a creative gig since 2022? EVERY AGENCY on the planet is inundated with clients who want them to edit an AI output so it passes as human. It’s been that way for years.
If a business asks you to “fix” AI outputs so they pass an AI detector, think about that question.
Skip the fact nobody knows exactly how to do that and sincerely think through the nature of that question. Why is their goal to deceive people? Why are they asking you to be dishonest?
Skip the fact nobody knows exactly how to do that and sincerely think through the nature of that question. Why is their goal to deceive people? Why are they asking you to be dishonest?
January 25, 2026 at 10:30 AM
If a business asks you to “fix” AI outputs so they pass an AI detector, think about that question.
Skip the fact nobody knows exactly how to do that and sincerely think through the nature of that question. Why is their goal to deceive people? Why are they asking you to be dishonest?
Skip the fact nobody knows exactly how to do that and sincerely think through the nature of that question. Why is their goal to deceive people? Why are they asking you to be dishonest?
ChatGPT except it’s just sober me pulling up notes I wrote in my phone’s Notepad when I was drunk the night before.
January 24, 2026 at 11:27 PM
ChatGPT except it’s just sober me pulling up notes I wrote in my phone’s Notepad when I was drunk the night before.
OnlyFans except it’s just me paying to subscribe to myself
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
OnlyFans except it’s just me paying to subscribe to myself
Walmart included a piece of broccoli I didn’t order in my grocery delivery. I don’t know if it’s a logistical error, a sign that I didn’t order healthy enough, or some political thing
January 24, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Walmart included a piece of broccoli I didn’t order in my grocery delivery. I don’t know if it’s a logistical error, a sign that I didn’t order healthy enough, or some political thing
Client: Make this AI output pass an AI detector.
Me: Sure. What are the parameters that determine it’s AI?
Client: em dashes.
Me: (removes em dashes). Sure. Here you go.
Client: it doesn’t pass an AI detector.
Me: Sorry. What are the parameters that determine it’s AI?
Me: Sure. What are the parameters that determine it’s AI?
Client: em dashes.
Me: (removes em dashes). Sure. Here you go.
Client: it doesn’t pass an AI detector.
Me: Sorry. What are the parameters that determine it’s AI?
January 24, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Client: Make this AI output pass an AI detector.
Me: Sure. What are the parameters that determine it’s AI?
Client: em dashes.
Me: (removes em dashes). Sure. Here you go.
Client: it doesn’t pass an AI detector.
Me: Sorry. What are the parameters that determine it’s AI?
Me: Sure. What are the parameters that determine it’s AI?
Client: em dashes.
Me: (removes em dashes). Sure. Here you go.
Client: it doesn’t pass an AI detector.
Me: Sorry. What are the parameters that determine it’s AI?
Reposted by Brian Penny 🍿
ai companies: why doesn't anybody like us? also ai companies: futurism.com/future-socie...
CEO of Palantir Says AI Means You'll Have to Work With Your Hands Like a Peasant
Speaking at the World Economic Forum, Alex Karp said the majority of humanity will be working in manufacturing and vocational jobs.
futurism.com
January 23, 2026 at 10:38 AM
ai companies: why doesn't anybody like us? also ai companies: futurism.com/future-socie...
Reposted by Brian Penny 🍿
Name it. Not Grok did that. Men did that.
The NY Times analyzed 4.4 million images posted by Grok over a 9-day period.
Over 41% of them were sexualized images of women.
Over 41% of them were sexualized images of women.
Musk’s Chatbot Flooded X With Millions of Sexualized Images in Days, New Estimates Show
www.nytimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Name it. Not Grok did that. Men did that.
The NY Times analyzed 4.4 million images posted by Grok over a 9-day period.
Over 41% of them were sexualized images of women.
Over 41% of them were sexualized images of women.
Musk’s Chatbot Flooded X With Millions of Sexualized Images in Days, New Estimates Show
www.nytimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:55 PM
The NY Times analyzed 4.4 million images posted by Grok over a 9-day period.
Over 41% of them were sexualized images of women.
Over 41% of them were sexualized images of women.
AI bros: if it’s publicly available on the internet, we’re training on it.
Also AI bros: how can our models understand Pokemon games? There’s never been any walkthrus posted online for this obscure brand nobody ever heard of. It’s impossible and must mean they’re sentient
Also AI bros: how can our models understand Pokemon games? There’s never been any walkthrus posted online for this obscure brand nobody ever heard of. It’s impossible and must mean they’re sentient
How Playing Pokémon Became the Ultimate Test of AI’s Intelligence
Nintendo’s original Pokémon games are becoming a popular and strangely effective way to test and benchmark new artificial-intelligence models. “We’re all a whole bunch of nerds,” said the man behind t...
www.wsj.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:45 PM
AI bros: if it’s publicly available on the internet, we’re training on it.
Also AI bros: how can our models understand Pokemon games? There’s never been any walkthrus posted online for this obscure brand nobody ever heard of. It’s impossible and must mean they’re sentient
Also AI bros: how can our models understand Pokemon games? There’s never been any walkthrus posted online for this obscure brand nobody ever heard of. It’s impossible and must mean they’re sentient
Eightfold uses AI to screen job applicants for Fortune 500 companies like Microsoft and PayPal. But they don’t notify applicants it’s happening nor give them a chance to dispute errors.
Now they’re being sued for violating California’s Fair Credit Reportinf Act.
Now they’re being sued for violating California’s Fair Credit Reportinf Act.
AI company Eightfold sued for helping companies secretly score job seekers
Eightfold AI, a venture capital-backed artificial intelligence hiring platform used by Microsoft , PayPal and many other Fortune 500 companies, is being sued in California for allegedly compiling repo...
www.reuters.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Eightfold uses AI to screen job applicants for Fortune 500 companies like Microsoft and PayPal. But they don’t notify applicants it’s happening nor give them a chance to dispute errors.
Now they’re being sued for violating California’s Fair Credit Reportinf Act.
Now they’re being sued for violating California’s Fair Credit Reportinf Act.
“Material created by Artificial Intelligence (AI) either partially or wholly, is not allowed in the art show. If there are questions, the Art Show Coordinator will be the sole judge of acceptability.”
San Diego Comic-Con quietly changes rules around AI art for 2026
Previously, the rules for the Comic-Con Art Show said that AI-generated art was acceptable to display, but was not permitted for sale.
timesofsandiego.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:28 PM
“Material created by Artificial Intelligence (AI) either partially or wholly, is not allowed in the art show. If there are questions, the Art Show Coordinator will be the sole judge of acceptability.”
BREAKING: The Muppets are rolling up their sleeves and trying to fix the RAM shortage…
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 PM
BREAKING: The Muppets are rolling up their sleeves and trying to fix the RAM shortage…