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thecrosshairs.bsky.social
BREAKING: Greta Thunberg:

We will be intercepted tonight by Israel. Israel must be held accountable.
October 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
holyshitbeesaa.bsky.social
Im trying to learn to draw. Am i doing good?
June 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
This is what I want to take away from you.
A grocery store display of items that are often used at a barbecue
May 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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prokopetz.bsky.social
Tumblr needs to survive for another 58 years specifically so that one blog that's spent the better part of a decade very slowly pirating the entirety of the "Super Mario Bros. Super Show" by posting screenshots of individual frames at a rate of one frame per hour can complete the show's full run.
May 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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thestupendium.bsky.social
Who's hungry for Unlikely Cyphers: Episode 2..?

Being served next week as part of a balanced music playlist... 🥣
Stupes with a bowl of cereal and frankly ridiculous glasses.
May 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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theonion.com
“Why can’t bribing the president be as straightforward as doing a dead drop of a briefcase in a parking garage like it used to be?” said Ben Tormos
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Man Can’t Believe He Has To Download Stupid App Just To Bribe President
MIAMI—Groaning as he scrolled through the terms and conditions and agreed to hold the platform harmless in the event of a financial loss, local man Ben Tormos told reporters Monday that he couldn’t believe he had to download a stupid app just to bribe the president. “Why can’t bribing the president be as straightforward as […]
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May 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
holyshitbeesaa.bsky.social
May 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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rowby.bsky.social
the world is slowly turning me into cold sick angry individual
April 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
holyshitbeesaa.bsky.social
Dying so hard i’m turning casualties into rankedties
April 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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samreich.bsky.social
new meme format just dropped
April 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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marissalenti.com
eternal vtuber curse
April 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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theonion.com
CNBC Hosts Sit In Stunned Silence For 19th Consecutive Hour
April 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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theonion.com
Trump’s North American Tariffs: Myth Vs. Fact
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MYTH: Trump has imposed 25% tariffs on Mexico and Canada. FACT: Actually this is true, no wait it’s a myth now, and, fuck, no wait.
March 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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tiffanycli.bsky.social
First they came for the … just everyone all at once I guess.
March 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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jamellebouie.net
haven’t bread posted in awhile
March 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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thefakebanette.bsky.social
Reacting to the Dead by Daylight news today
February 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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rosemarymosco.com
My love for you is like a peregrine falcon. One more valentine from a past year.
A stern peregrine falcon looks at the reader against a background of pinks. "My love for you is like a Peregrine Falcon. Strong. Powerful." The peregrine zooms through the sky over a forest. "Energetic. Zooming towards you at 200 mph." The peregrine catches a bird. "Striking prey in a dramatic mid-air explosion of feathers. Storing excess meat in crevices or on ledges." The peregrine barfs up a pellet with a BLECHHH. "Vomiting up pellets of bone, feathers, gizzard, and other coarse material. Wait. What were we talking about?"
February 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Free speech baby
juddlegum.bsky.social Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · Feb 10
1. EXCLUSIVE

Today, the NSA is planning a "Big Delete" of websites and internal network content that contain any of 27 banned words, including "privilege," "bias," and "inclusion," a NSA source tells Popular Information.

The massive purge is creating chaos, taking down "mission-related" work
The NSA's "Big Delete"
Today, the National Security Agency (NSA) is planning a "Big Delete" of websites and internal network content that contain any of 27 banned words, including "privilege," "bias," and "inclusion." The "...
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February 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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rowby.bsky.social
Kanye waking up tomorrow and throwing out all of The Serum once he realizes what Mr.Hyde has done with his body
February 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
What if the microplastics are actually keeping us beautiful into our 30s as opposed to those guys from like 100 years ago who looked busted as hell at that age
February 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
holyshitbeesaa.bsky.social
I am horrible at drawing human faces, but I have tragically discovered i can draw a furry face only moderately terribly. Theres only one course of action from here.
January 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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c3rmen.bsky.social
Throw back thurs, chars I still want to use at some point in dnd. I want to do a redraw of these classy demons
#art #sketch #drawing
sketch of two demons, one crow headed and one cat headed
January 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
January 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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jacobgeller.com
Walked into the (large, multiplex) theater to see The Brutalist and the ticket lady said "let me guess, The Brutalist?" and then cracked up
January 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM