“I demand endodontic spa treatments, titanium accessories, and a bespoke porcelain hat.”
Me: “Buddy, read the room.”
“I demand endodontic spa treatments, titanium accessories, and a bespoke porcelain hat.”
Me: “Buddy, read the room.”
Fiery-throated Hummingbird at Paraiso Quetzal Lodge #CostaRica
#birds #hummingbirds #nature 🌿
Still living here tho!
Still living here tho!
It’s not surrender.
It’s biochemical exorcism with a side of emotional truth.
It’s not surrender.
It’s biochemical exorcism with a side of emotional truth.
Also rizatriptin, Toradol and coffee are a balanced meal.
Trust me, I'm a nurse. 🤣
Also rizatriptin, Toradol and coffee are a balanced meal.
Trust me, I'm a nurse. 🤣
You are not a productivity machine.
You are a slightly confused, highly adaptable organism
trying to survive in a world
that rewards pretending you’re fine.
You are not a productivity machine.
You are a slightly confused, highly adaptable organism
trying to survive in a world
that rewards pretending you’re fine.
Dranking it up with @krysxmoon.bsky.social
It's the fruit punch cocktail we never knew we needed with a side of pretty unplanned gradient magenta.
THIS is the ai future I signed up for. 😂
Dranking it up with @krysxmoon.bsky.social
It's the fruit punch cocktail we never knew we needed with a side of pretty unplanned gradient magenta.
THIS is the ai future I signed up for. 😂
You cannot log in unless you have geolocation on.
Also their geolocation is not currently working.
# technology #dystopia
You cannot log in unless you have geolocation on.
Also their geolocation is not currently working.
# technology #dystopia
GUYS ITS GOOD.
#chronicillness #recipes #mocktail #adrenal #insufficiency #hEDS #POTS
GUYS ITS GOOD.
#chronicillness #recipes #mocktail #adrenal #insufficiency #hEDS #POTS
"I know that's your way of trying to ask if I have kids without asking if I have kids. Which is illegal, but I'll tell you since I know I have the right answer: no, I don't have kids."
I mean I do have dependents, but they're 99 chronic illnesses.
"I know that's your way of trying to ask if I have kids without asking if I have kids. Which is illegal, but I'll tell you since I know I have the right answer: no, I don't have kids."
I mean I do have dependents, but they're 99 chronic illnesses.
They asked me if I had any outside obligations that might interfere with my work. I gave them my blankest stare and asked what they meant.
They said "You know, some people have a yoga class every Wednesday at 3 that they have to go to"
They asked me if I had any outside obligations that might interfere with my work. I gave them my blankest stare and asked what they meant.
They said "You know, some people have a yoga class every Wednesday at 3 that they have to go to"
Source is "Truth"🙄 media.
Who am I kidding. His loyalists will eat it up. They will say we just don't understand his sense of humor or 100% back him being pope.
Stop this universe, I want to get off.
Source is "Truth"🙄 media.
Who am I kidding. His loyalists will eat it up. They will say we just don't understand his sense of humor or 100% back him being pope.
Stop this universe, I want to get off.
But the Chimera knows. She knows that the body is a battlefield -
and hers is still standing.
But the Chimera knows. She knows that the body is a battlefield -
and hers is still standing.
Because she made survival look like routine.
But there was one law, ancient and cruel:
No weapon forged could kill her—except her own failing body.
Because she made survival look like routine.
But there was one law, ancient and cruel:
No weapon forged could kill her—except her own failing body.