YES.

Today's edition: had an emergency root canal yesterday. Came into work and was questioned about it because my face didn't look swollen to them. They didn't get that I'm on health emergency #3 in the past 3 weeks and I'm running on professionalism, stubbornness and spite. At least I look good?

So if my organs are extra stretchy, does that increase or decrease their value?

Also ignore the risk of rupture. It's fine. Probably.

When people ask what's wrong with me, I just explain that I have Wish brand DNA.

Yes, she's my favorite. (Favorite = the birb I am looking at right now)

Oh yeah, FL has definitely banned my life.

Still living here tho!

I mean the guacamole WAS dream worthy, so

Well you see, I narrowly avoided an adrenal crisis so my body decided to celebrate by getting shingles.

The shingles ARE approaching my eye. I'm going to urgent care soon, will take their advice regarding work.

Buuut I'm sure this is the response my managers are expecting. 😂

Shingles activity approaching my eye: No it's fine, I can work tomorrow.

A++ guac, would eat again. Probably will eat again.

Ok but dooo you? You never answered.😂

It drowned in guava juice.

Publix. I don't know where you are, but if you search guava juice or nectar they probably have some in your store of choice.

We've had that bottle for 4 months. It's served its time. 😂

Try itttt. Even without the alcohol it's amazing!